Subject: FW: Men are like ---- ? great !!
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> a gift from my brother ...
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>>For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free.
>>Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage,
>>WHY?
>>Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a
>>little sausage.
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>>Men are like....
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>>1. Men are like .. Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.
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>>2. Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
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>>3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
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>>4. Men are like . Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
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>>5. Men are like . Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head
>>right for your hips.
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>>6. Men are like . Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
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>>7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
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>>8. Men are like ...... Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to
>>mature.
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>>9. Men are like ..... Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of
>>emotion.
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>>10. Men are like Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little
>>while.
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>>11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how
>>many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
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>>12. Men are like . Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
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>>13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are
>>handicapped.
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>>Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any
>>understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to
>>know !!!!!!!!!!
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>>You Got Served!
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>>You have just been KISSED by the Dancing Baby! something good will happen
>>to you at 1:00-4:00 pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere. Get ready for the
>>biggest shock in your life if you break this you will not be cursed but
>>good luck will not come your way for the next year . Everyone can use some
>>fun and Good Luck so Send this to 5 people in 15min
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No worries, I received those jokes last October, no need to pyramid,
But re-reading the end of this email, I'm astounded: aren't girlys mad sometimes?
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