This was emailed to me last night and since I hate Valentines Day I thought I would share it with the guys around here.
New Holiday
Every 14th of February, Men get the chance to display their fondness for
their wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner,
shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.
Secretly...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special
holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life.
Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it.
This is why a new holiday has been created.
March 20th is now officially 'Steak, Blow job & Shut the Fuck Up Day.'
Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so
your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him.
No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town the name of the holiday
explains it all...just a steak, a BJ & shut your mouth for the rest of the
day! That's it!
This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak, Blow job & Shut the Fuck Up
Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much
harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual
love machine.
The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little
push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love
and peace to this crazy world.
