1. Plump-o-lard is not allowed to post outside the V
2. If plump-o-lard wishes to post outside the V, then he must get permission from those who run the V (PAND, masterblaster, chaos, mass04, or myself)
3. Newbs wishing to hone their ownage skills on plump-o-lard may do so, but we who run the V may put an end to it if it should be lame
4. Plump-o-lard must claim himself to be fully free of any sick desires that may still linger with him, such as pedophilia, necrophilia, and beastiality
... any other rules ?