fyi.... women love big cocks. this is why I have a revolving door of hot pussy at my place. I would offer to give you some advice, but you seem happy with my leftovers...
People that brag about having a big dick usually have little baby dill pickles. I, for one, don't brag about my 8 inches of terror.
I'm not complaining about the bitch though. She paid me to fuck her. Apparently the 4 seconds of you seizuring on top of her doesn't constitute sex in her eyes.