This just in. Ex-bodybuilding champion and self-professed uncrowned Mr. Olympia, Nasser El Sonbaty, was just today spotted at 3.52pm working the checkout at a trendy up-market clothing store. When asked about his unusual occupation, certainly not, according to Mr. El Sonbaty himself, one befitting a former top Olympian much less a wizard of truth and defender of the faith, the ripped 300-pounder claimed he was trying to generate additional income to offset the recent financial downturn in underpants sales from his personal clothing business and the skyrocketing of black market synthol prices which has hit him in the pocket and delts respectively. “It is hard to make ends meet in today’s ultra-competitive market and with so many haters and mordant, morbid board talkers and downhill nobodies talking though not really comprehending and understanding anything they say, word of mouth has meant sales for my exclusive line of underwear have fallen exceedingly drastically and I have had to look for potential, possible and probable income sources outside my main area of expertise,” said Mr. El Sonbaty, all in one breath. “Tell my fans everything is okay and that they are the best, most loyal members of the undisputed Team Nasser and truly amazing people… seriously.”
