This just in - Nasser working the checkout

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I told you I would be back


It is official. Underpants mogul, Nasser El Sonbaty, tonight celebrated with close friends a return in earnest to his legitimate clothing business and retirement from his position as retail clerk. Mr. El Sonbaty was absolutely delighted with this recent turn of events. "I am absolutely delighted with this recent turn on events," said Mr. El Sonbaty. To mark this auspicious occasion, Mr. El Sonbaty cracked open a whole bottle of sodium free diet 7-up and several large bottles of reduced sugar, antioxidant-enriched red wine. It is rumored that this day will forever be known as "undiependance day".

Such was the ebullient atmosphere at Mr. El Sonbaty's private party that he decided to also celebrate the 20th anniversary of the Arnold Classic contest, an event that was, on March 1, 2008, held in Columbus Ohio. Termed the "Nasser sympathizer party", 52 guests arrived to party with the former champ.

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I told you I would be back


It is official. Underpants mogul, Nasser El Sonbaty, tonight celebrated with close friends a return in earnest to his legitimate clothing business and retirement from his position as retail clerk. Mr. El Sonbaty was absolutely delighted with this recent turn of events. "I am absolutely delighted with this recent turn of events," said Mr. El Sonbaty. To mark this auspicious occasion, Mr. El Sonbaty cracked open a whole bottle of sodium free diet 7-up and several large bottles of reduced sugar, antioxidant-enriched red wine. It is rumored that this day will forever be known as "undiependance day".

Such was the ebullient atmosphere at Mr. El Sonbaty's private party that he decided to also celebrate the 20th anniversary of the Arnold Classic contest, an event that was, on March 1, 2008, held in Columbus Ohio. Termed the "Nasser sympathizer party", 52 guests arrived to party with the former champ.

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Mr. El Sonbaty out partying the night before retiring from his retail clerk job.

[m8]

How the mighty have fallen

A dejected, sombre Nasser El Sonbaty today reported from his San Diego home that plans to quit his clothing sales job may have to be placed on hold while he contemplates the future of his personal clothing company. "Underpants sales have been at an all time low, with only two purchases in 48 hours," said the man they call the uncrowned Mr. Olympia in light of his controversial 1997 loss to a man he describes as the "one arm bandit" six-time Olympia winner Dorian Yates from England. After several diet 7-ups Mr. El Sonbaty confessed that he might have to "work the counter" for many weeks or, should sales continue to stagnate the way they have done, even months. After last night's upturn in events, where he had sold two pairs of underpants, Nasser was in high spirits, on par with how he felt "when he won the 1999 Arnold Classic". However, with today's developments the nation will have to wait and see what the future holds for this likeable man. Stay tuned.


 

That picture..... Hahahaahahaha.

[Sharma]

That picture..... Hahahaahahaha.

Nasser loves a good laugh. One of the funniest men you could ever meet, so I hear.

[Red Hook]

are you his boyfriend?

if you are on top then you are not gay...something tells me that "scribe" likes the bottom

[Nordic Beast]

if you are on top then you are not gay...something tells me that "scribe" likes the bottom

nasser and the scribe were probably all cuddled up in bed this morning talking and came up with this "witty and clever" satiric ruse to "own" hte masses of getbig with

comedic brilliance

[Sharma]

nasser and the scribe were probably all cuddled up in bed this morning talking and came up with this "witty and clever" satiric ruse to "own" hte masses of getbig with :-

comedic brilliance

Yet here you are hungrily devouring another Nasser thread. He owns your mind. You are obsessed with this behemoth of bodybuilding and his fans. HAHAHA

[Ruffneck]

Got to admire Nassars bravery for attempting to pull off that truly horrific polo shirt and jacket combo........brutal !!

[HTexan]

[Ruffneck]

Look at the 300 lbs and ripped Nasser not hiding the Doritos bag in time.

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14.3.08: Undiependance day

[Red Hook]

the millionare lifestyle right there

[m8]

This is truly a wonderful picture.

[benz]

hahah his only tru friend is sancho, the gardener 

[Sharma]

you have to applaud his humor. very intelligent and a warm, funny man with a close group of loyal friends who would do anything for him

[Meso_z]

you have to applaud his humor. very intelligent and a warm, funny man with a close group of loyal friends who would do anything for him

ok ok. 

[bigguns23]

I told you I would be back


It is official. Underpants mogul, Nasser El Sonbaty, tonight celebrated with close friends a return in earnest to his legitimate clothing business and retirement from his position as retail clerk. Mr. El Sonbaty was absolutely delighted with this recent turn of events. "I am absolutely delighted with this recent turn on events," said Mr. El Sonbaty. To mark this auspicious occasion, Mr. El Sonbaty cracked open a whole bottle of sodium free diet 7-up and several large bottles of reduced sugar, antioxidant-enriched red wine. It is rumored that this day will forever be known as "undiependance day".

Such was the ebullient atmosphere at Mr. El Sonbaty's private party that he decided to also celebrate the 20th anniversary of the Arnold Classic contest, an event that was, on March 1, 2008, held in Columbus Ohio. Termed the "Nasser sympathizer party", 52 guests arrived to party with the former champ.

I can't believe it, Sharma actually does know Nasser! lol

[The Squadfather]

This just in. Ex-bodybuilding champion and self-professed uncrowned Mr. Olympia, Nasser El Sonbaty, was just today spotted at 3.52pm working the checkout at a trendy up-market clothing store. When asked about his unusual occupation, certainly not, according to Mr. El Sonbaty himself, one befitting a former top Olympian much less a wizard of truth and defender of the faith, the ripped 300-pounder claimed he was trying to generate additional income to offset the recent financial downturn in underpants sales from his personal clothing business and the skyrocketing of black market synthol prices which has hit him in the pocket and delts respectively. “It is hard to make ends meet in today’s ultra-competitive market and with so many haters and mordant, morbid board talkers and downhill nobodies talking though not really comprehending and understanding anything they say, word of mouth has meant sales for my exclusive line of underwear have fallen exceedingly drastically and I have had to look for potential, possible and probable income sources outside my main area of expertise,” said Mr. El Sonbaty, all in one breath. “Tell my fans everything is okay and that they are the best, most loyal members of the undisputed Team Nasser and truly amazing people… seriously.”       

translation=you look at Nasser's massive, shredded 300 pound physique and hate builds up inside you realizing that despite dedicating yourself to the bodybuilding lifestyle you are still 187 pounds at 6'1" and instead of accepting your inferior genetics you start a hate thread.

[medz zeppelin]

how the fuck do you get the fuckin muslim stench out of the cushions? I say just burn that shit and cut your losses!

[Lamplighterx]

WOW!!!!

WHAT GREAT PHOTOS OF NASSER!!!

[the_swami]

not only was Nasser was on the greatest BB's of all time

he has intelligence and a brilliantly funny sense of subtle humor!

Nasser is a legend!

[bigguns23]

WOW!!!!

WHAT GREAT PHOTOS OF NASSER!!!

Are you wet?

[the_swami]

go Nasser!

[3Dkiller]

nasser all the way! cool pictures post some more