Author Topic: MMA fighters vs. Mike Tyson (Read 25489 times)

The Squadfather · « **on:** April 18, 2008, 07:52:23 AM »

Mike Tyson would wipe the floor with ANYONE who has ever "fought" in MMA, discuss.

jaejonna · « **Reply #1 on:** April 18, 2008, 07:53:56 AM »

Greatest Fighter Ever

E N A N T H A T O R · « **Reply #2 on:** April 18, 2008, 07:56:08 AM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on April 18, 2008, 07:52:23 AM

Mike Tyson would wipe the floor with ANYONE who has ever "fought" in MMA, discuss.

Tyson = one dimensional, he wouldn't know what to do once he was taken down.

CalvinH · « **Reply #3 on:** April 18, 2008, 07:56:26 AM »

The Squadfather · « **Reply #4 on:** April 18, 2008, 07:57:29 AM »

Quote from: jaejonna on April 18, 2008, 07:53:56 AM

Greatest Fighter Ever

you better watch out, here's where all the Tap Out wearing, Xyience drinking 147 pound warriors come back from their workouts of beating on their Sears Sugar Ray Leonard Signature Series heavy bags in their bedrooms with the same old, "a flyweight MMA fighter would kill Tyson with their Jui Jitsu skills".

Mars · « **Reply #5 on:** April 18, 2008, 07:57:44 AM »

mma fighters are skinny tits.

jaejonna · « **Reply #6 on:** April 18, 2008, 07:57:50 AM »

Quote from: E N A N T H A T O R on April 18, 2008, 07:56:08 AM

Tyson = one dimensional, he wouldn't know what to do once he was taken down.

...its common knowledge that the only thing that can beat mike tyson is mike tyson.

The Squadfather · « **Reply #7 on:** April 18, 2008, 07:58:09 AM »

Quote from: E N A N T H A T O R on April 18, 2008, 07:56:08 AM

Tyson = one dimensional, he wouldn't know what to do once he was taken down.

hhahahahahaa, what did i tell you, right on cue.

ConanCarl · « **Reply #8 on:** April 18, 2008, 07:58:51 AM »

Im sure if he lands shots he will win-but once taken down hes toast
why the bias towards mma?

jaejonna · « **Reply #9 on:** April 18, 2008, 07:59:00 AM »

Quote from: Mars on April 18, 2008, 07:57:44 AM

mma fighters are skinny tits.

hahahh i have yet to see anything diffrent other than Kimbo, but all MMA fighters hate him anywayts...

TheTerrifyer · « **Reply #10 on:** April 18, 2008, 07:59:15 AM »

Mike Tyson once tried to climb into a gorilla cage because he wanted to punch a gorilla "in the snotbox". If that doesn't make him the toughest bastard of all time, I don't know what would.

The Squadfather · « **Reply #11 on:** April 18, 2008, 08:00:10 AM »

Quote from: ConanCarl on April 18, 2008, 07:58:51 AM

Im sure if he lands shots he will win-but once taken down hes toast
why the bias towards mma?

because MMA was created by and for guys who don't have the skills or toughness to be boxers.

E N A N T H A T O R · « **Reply #12 on:** April 18, 2008, 08:00:56 AM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on April 18, 2008, 07:58:09 AM

hhahahahahaa, what did i tell you, right on cue.

Look at what happened to Houston Alexander, not saying hes anywhere near Tyson but he looked like a cripple once he was on his back.

KillerMonk · « **Reply #13 on:** April 18, 2008, 08:01:11 AM »

To take Tyson down in his prime would mean a couple of brutal blows to the head.
End of story.

danielson · « **Reply #14 on:** April 18, 2008, 08:01:31 AM »

Only person who could whip Tyson is MAYBE Dalton.

The Squadfather · « **Reply #15 on:** April 18, 2008, 08:01:47 AM »

Quote from: E N A N T H A T O R on April 18, 2008, 08:00:56 AM

Look at what happened to Houston Alexander, not saying hes anywhere near Tyson but he looked like a cripple once he was on his back.

just like you said, he ain't no Mike Tyson.

mossel · « **Reply #16 on:** April 18, 2008, 08:01:59 AM »

jaejonna · « **Reply #17 on:** April 18, 2008, 08:02:17 AM »

Imagine the biggest PPV event and biggest purse of all time...then take 90 seconds to end it... sick

The Squadfather · « **Reply #18 on:** April 18, 2008, 08:02:43 AM »

Quote from: danielson on April 18, 2008, 08:01:31 AM

Only person who could whip Tyson is MAYBE Dalton.

hahahaha, "what if they call my mother a whore? well, is she one?"

Mars · « **Reply #19 on:** April 18, 2008, 08:02:51 AM »

No Patience · « **Reply #20 on:** April 18, 2008, 08:03:36 AM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on April 18, 2008, 07:52:23 AM

Mike Tyson would wipe the floor with ANYONE who has ever "fought" in MMA, discuss.

your an idiot....when someone grabs a boxer they naturally stop fighting, their brain has been programmed to stand up and fight
and in a lock, the fighters stop and the ref splits them up

if an MMA fighter tried to box tyson in his prime, then yes but tyson would lose his ass in the octagon against someone his weight

squad, get your head out of your ass, you are so stuck on the fact that muscular guys, or in your case - fat permabulkers, are
somehow the only tough, strong people on the planet

leave your mom's basement for a week or so, get out and experience something other than making out with your keyboard

turner98 · « **Reply #21 on:** April 18, 2008, 08:03:41 AM »

Frank Bruno always had potential imo was very powerful, just didn't seem feriocious or drive like Tyson. In '96 he was about 250lb at 6'4/6'3? 10% bodyfat

danielson · « **Reply #22 on:** April 18, 2008, 08:03:57 AM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on April 18, 2008, 08:02:43 AM

hahahaha, "what if they call my mother a whore? well, is she one?"

"Pain don't hurt"

jaejonna · « **Reply #23 on:** April 18, 2008, 08:04:35 AM »

Mike Tyson at 19-21 = Tiger Woods in golf x 50.... he was amazing. His first lost he almost won actually, and on a night where he didnt sleep for 48 hours and drank 2 bottles of champagne before the fight...like i said Mike tyson is the only one who could beat mike tyson.

StillTippin · « **Reply #24 on:** April 18, 2008, 08:04:46 AM »

Quote from: TheTerrifyer on April 18, 2008, 07:59:15 AM

Mike Tyson once tried to climb into a gorilla cage because he wanted to punch a gorilla "in the snotbox". If that doesn't make him the toughest bastard of all time, I don't know what would.

His two pet tigers that he got because he could punch them in the head and they liked it.