I'm eating rock candy right now.

[Fury]

This stuff is the SHIT. Haven't eaten it in years. Brutal bad carbs and 48 inch waist incoming!!!! 

[columbusdude82]

Have you been breaking any silly girls' hearts lately?

[nzmusclemonster]

Have you been breaking any silly girls' hearts lately?

He broke his mothers heart the day he came out of the closet...

[Fury]

Have you been breaking any silly girls' hearts lately?

Hahaha no, but I did almost inadvertently steal a girl my friend was after at this bar Sunday night. 


We hit some bar on what I think was the Connecticut River this weekend. Was pretty funny. You don't see too many guidos and shit around Fairfield county but if you go up into New Haven county they come out of the woodwork. This was an outdoor place on the river that was packed. It was like 50 degrees with the wind and there were like 10 guidos walking around in wife beaters with their tribal armbands. Mix that in with the dozen or so Affliction shirts I saw and it was quite the intimidating place. 

He broke his mothers heart the day he came out of the closet...

Fuck any girls that remind you of "pre-teens" lately?

[columbusdude82]

He broke his mothers heart the day he came out of the closet...

Shouldn't you be cracking off to the Disney Channel right about now?

[pumphard]

Hahaha no, but I did almost inadvertently steal a girl my friend was after at this bar Sunday night. 

I always knew you were a stud, way to go bro..................... ....

[Fury]

I always knew you were a stud, way to go bro..................... ....

Never claimed to be a stud. It was amusing though because me and my friend were cockblocking the other guy because he was being a drunken prick. Should I be surprised you're going to try to shit all over my thread about the glorious rock candy?

Piss off, pedophile.

[columbusdude82]

Hahaha no, but I did almost inadvertently steal a girl my friend was after at this bar Sunday night. 


We hit some bar on what I think was the Connecticut River this weekend. Was pretty funny. You don't see too many guidos and shit around Fairfield county but if you go up into New Haven county they come out of the woodwork. This was an outdoor place on the river that was packed. It was like 50 degrees with the wind and there were like 10 guidos walking around in wife beaters with their tribal armbands. Mix that in with the dozen or so Affliction shirts I saw and it was quite the intimidating place. 

Fuck any girls that remind you of "pre-teens" lately?

HAAHAHAAA I bet you were just terrified.. terrified!!!

[nzmusclemonster]

Haha thats all you have.. some fabrication about me being a pedo...

You two would make a cute couple.... I'm not sure which one of you would be the bitch? Is it possible to both be the bitches of the relationship??

[pumphard]

Never claimed to be a stud. It was amusing though because me and my friend were cockblocking the other guy because he was being a drunken prick. Should I be surprised you're going to try to shit all over my thread about the glorious rock candy?

Piss off, pedophile.

I bet your buddy didn't even have a chance up against you

[columbusdude82]

Haha thats all you have.. some fabrication about me being a pedo...

You two would make a cute couple.... I'm not sure which one of you would be the bitch? Is it possible to both be the bitches of the relationship??

Quit projecting your innermost fantasies onto others bro... It's healthier to face up to your perversion and deal with your issues directly. HTH.

[drkaje]

Haha thats all you have.. some fabrication about me being a pedo...

You two would make a cute couple.... I'm not sure which one of you would be the bitch? Is it possible to both be the bitches of the relationship??

Double dildo.

[Fury]

HAAHAHAAA I bet you were just terrified.. terrified!!!

I do find it somewhat scary when they walk around with their chests puffed out and their arms hitched at 45 degree angles to show their non-existent lats. 

Haha thats all you have.. some fabrication about me being a pedo...

You two would make a cute couple.... I'm not sure which one of you would be the bitch? Is it possible to both be the bitches of the relationship??

Can't fault me for you saying you like to fuck girls that remind you of pre-teens.

I bet your buddy didn't even have a chance up against you

It would've been funny seeing you there. I saw some fat fuck waddling through the crowd. He probably weighed  a good 350. I would've asked him if he posted on Getbig under the name Pumphard but he was 50+ pounds lighter than you and his 50" waist was far too small.





Hahaha, every time I make a thread it's like clockwork.

[nzmusclemonster]

Quit projecting your innermost fantasies onto others bro... It's healthier to face up to your perversion and deal with your issues directly. HTH.

Hahaha pathetic... no wonder you were kicked out of the Squad 5 mins after you made it in.

[pumphard]

I do find it somewhat scary when they walk around with their chests puffed out and their arms hitched at 45 degree angles to show their non-existent lats. 

Can't fault me for you saying you like to fuck girls that remind you of pre-teens.
It would've been funny seeing you there. I saw some fat fuck waddling through the crowd. He probably weighed  a good 350. I would've asked him if he posted on Getbig under the name Pumphard but he was 50+ pounds lighter than you and his 50" waist was far too small.





Hahaha, every time I make a thread it's like clockwork.

it wouldn't have been too funny if I was there, cause you would have left................

[Fury]

I love to fuck really skinny bitches.... It makes me think im fucking a pre-teen girl.

 

it wouldn't have been too funny if I was there, cause you would have left................

You're right. The smell wafting out from under your FUPA would probably make me want to vomit. Trying to drink with that lingering in the air in a crowded bar wouldn't be an enjoyable experience.

[nzmusclemonster]

You're right. The smell wafting out from under your FUPA would probably make me want to vomit. Trying to drink with that lingering in the air in a crowded bar wouldn't be an enjoyable experience.

Still dredging up my posts from almost a year ago I see junior. You must really be obsessed with me.

Hahaha gayer than being "bi-curious".

[Butterbean]

This stuff is the SHIT.

You are correct.

stick or string?

Clear or colored?

 

[pumphard]

You're right. The smell wafting out from under your FUPA would probably make me want to vomit. Trying to drink with that lingering in the air in a crowded bar wouldn't be an enjoyable experience.

I think you got me mixed up with chaos, the human stink bomb

[Fury]

You are correct.

stick or string?

Clear or colored?

 

Stick and blueberry. Last time I had it I remember having the clear and that was good too, though.

[benchmstr]

Stick and blueberry. Last time I had it I remember having the clear and that was good too, though.

cotton candy(blue or pink) is superior.

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[Fury]

cotton candy(blue or pink) is superior.

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Going to have to try that next. Got to watch the calories though, can't be going over 88% bodyfat like Pumphard.

[pumphard]

Going to have to try that next. Got to watch the calories though, can't be going over 88% bodyfat like Pumphard.

No worries, you could use the extra calories................ ..........

[Fury]

No worries, you could use the extra calories................ ..........

Yes, just think. If I felt like being a miserably obese pedophile who spends the weekdays and weeknights jerking off to 8 year old Thai girls, I could always just ask you for advice on gaining 400 pounds of bodyfat and links to your underage website collection. Thanks for the support, bro!!! 

[benchmstr]

Going to have to try that next. Got to watch the calories though, can't be going over 88% bodyfat like Pumphard.

cotton candy,and Dr pepper are what i imagine heavenly angels nipples to taste like

also the new strawberry milkshake whopper are kickass.

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