Gayer than an Enzyte + Extenze stack.
gayer than giving yourself a black eye with your own boner
gayer than wondering what is happening on the 24th
gayer than being jealous of an internet poster that is more successful and more muscular than you
gayer than walking and "trying" to jog/run a couple hours a day in an attempt to lose that last few pounds that are bugging me like crazy.
gayer than a very skinny girl worrying about her weight
gayer than Mr. Magoo doesn't know what he's talking about because he's blind
gayer than you're really skinny, so stop trying to lose weight