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I'd like 1 suicide bomb, 1 liter of anthrax and I would like to order the sacrifice of 10 dogs and 20 pigs. I would also like 10 women forced to wear a burka while being raped, and I would like to order the assassination of 50 infidels because it is written in the Koran. The last part of my order is a set of suicide bombs for my kids so they can continue the family heritage.