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Re: What is the true secret of Jaguar Enterprises?
« Reply #50 on: June 15, 2008, 05:12:06 AM »
Quote from: xxxLinda on June 15, 2008, 04:32:24 AM

xxxJudi (sorry, I'm using your thread to set the record straight about me...

CQ?  I am a British female, 40something, living in London England.  I lived in Toronto for 15 years, having emigrated there with my family when a child.  I moved to NY (didn't make it there, I wasn't legal) and I returned home to England for my 30th birthday.

I often post here when drunk or mad, in the middle of the night, that's true.  It's fun(ny...

& I arrived at your webchatsite forum after I brought someone home from the Pub.  He was on here bragging about hitting test and bonking sluts and asking for advice about whether to go home to his wife.  He left himself logged on here and I checked my history and bam, I immediately started posting.  Sorry, I got addicted. 

Your forum is hilarious and often extremely enlightening.


Go Judi !  (Next time I visit TO I so wanna look you up ! ! !



But Mods?  how come some of the above horrid posts have not been deleted?

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And there is no doubt for what you are going to look Jaguar up...

Horrid Posts? After the iniquities visited upon Hugo by the salesperson.... ::)
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Re: What is the true secret of Jaguar Enterprises?
« Reply #51 on: June 15, 2008, 05:13:47 AM »
who is Hugo and wtf is milf?
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Re: What is the true secret of Jaguar Enterprises?
« Reply #52 on: June 15, 2008, 05:27:56 AM »
I know you're having me on.  I'll work it out later.  Can I google milf?


I remember Hugo Chavez now.  He started a thread about me, trying to get me banned.  Lovely man, hope he's well?

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I'm so excited about this upcoming tennis match, it's on in half an hour.  I've been watching Rafa Nadal for 5 days straight and I'm ott.  The weather here is fine, it's not going to rain.
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Re: What is the true secret of Jaguar Enterprises?
« Reply #53 on: June 15, 2008, 05:36:03 AM »
googled it.  you are right of course.


trouble is I didn't bother to be a mother, so I'm not a milf.  I have often wondered though, whether all these 22 year old boys who come on to me have mothers with long brown hair who have upper arm and calf muscles and wear daft glasses?



Anyways, I'm not about to visit Toronto, I'd sooner go someplace exotic.  Na, i'm not going anywhere, London is amazing in June, all the roses are out and there's tennis to watch.

fresh strawberries and real cream...


cu later.  Love ya Judi !  mean it.  Let's do lunch.
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Re: What is the true secret of Jaguar Enterprises?
« Reply #54 on: June 15, 2008, 06:00:56 AM »
no can do, it gets messy when you're with a girlfriend and her son starts flirting with you.



tennis is on.  2pm.  you must watch this, the best athelete in the world... 
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Re: What is the true secret of Jaguar Enterprises?
« Reply #55 on: June 15, 2008, 06:03:10 AM »
Quote from: Quickerblade on June 15, 2008, 05:55:04 AM
you dont really need to be a "Mother" to be a MILF, you could get off on a technicality if you have not had a child, but to most men if a lady looks good and fit at 30 and over it = Milf status.


Anyways, I always thought you men could tell what I've used my inner muscles for.
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Re: What is the true secret of Jaguar Enterprises?
« Reply #56 on: June 15, 2008, 06:09:28 AM »
s'okay, I have a perfect smile too...



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Re: What is the true secret of Jaguar Enterprises?
« Reply #57 on: June 15, 2008, 06:16:36 AM »
did I really tell that story on Getbig?  Should've sold it to the National Enquirer.  "Stallone attempts to bonk daft Brit"  He did 'phone me from LA to apologise though.  I met his brother but not his mother.  I felt sorry for him...


xxx


Did I tell you I pinched Dolph Lundgrens' bum?

Have I told you about the time I met & laughed hilariously with Mel Gibson?  He pretended to come on to me, one of the funniest nights of my life...




I'm fairly certain that Judi has even better stories...
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Re: What is the true secret of Jaguar Enterprises?
« Reply #58 on: June 15, 2008, 06:45:36 AM »
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Re: What is the true secret of Jaguar Enterprises?
« Reply #59 on: June 15, 2008, 06:56:31 AM »
drive men wild

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Re: What is the true secret of Jaguar Enterprises?
« Reply #60 on: June 15, 2008, 07:19:15 AM »
I find this thread baffling  ???
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Re: What is the true secret of Jaguar Enterprises?
« Reply #61 on: June 15, 2008, 07:44:00 AM »
Quote from: powerpack on June 15, 2008, 07:19:15 AM
I find this thread baffling  ???

So you've an extremely short attention span.  I'd blame your mother.
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Re: What is the true secret of Jaguar Enterprises?
« Reply #62 on: June 15, 2008, 07:50:42 AM »
Quote from: xxxLinda on June 15, 2008, 07:44:00 AM
So you've an extremely short attention span.  I blame your mother.

I love you to XXX  :-*
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Re: What is the true secret of Jaguar Enterprises?
« Reply #63 on: June 15, 2008, 07:56:40 AM »
this thread is about Judi & we adore her
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Re: What is the true secret of Jaguar Enterprises?
« Reply #64 on: June 15, 2008, 08:20:57 AM »
Women from Montreal are smokin hot and arent stuck up bitches, I don't know how anyone could go there and not have scored, unless you're gay or ugly, or something.

Also, many of black women in Toronto and the suburbs have some of the best tits and ass to waist ratio I have ever seen. A lot has changed over the years in my visits there and on this last one I couldn't keep my eyes in my head. Wow. What do they put int he water over there?
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Re: What is the true secret of Jaguar Enterprises?
« Reply #65 on: June 15, 2008, 08:46:33 AM »
she is pretty, fun to giver her a hard time sometimes
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Re: What is the true secret of Jaguar Enterprises?
« Reply #66 on: June 15, 2008, 11:00:19 AM »
This xxxLinda chick reminds me of my crazy ex-wife. Linda, are you by anychance Bi-Polar like my ex-wife and Jag?
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Re: What is the true secret of Jaguar Enterprises?
« Reply #67 on: June 15, 2008, 12:35:18 PM »
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Re: What is the true secret of Jaguar Enterprises?
« Reply #68 on: June 15, 2008, 12:39:53 PM »
Quote from: xxxLinda on June 15, 2008, 06:16:36 AM
did I really tell that story on Getbig?  Should've sold it to the National Enquirer.  "Stallone attempts to bonk daft Brit"  He did 'phone me from LA to apologise though.  I met his brother but not his mother.  I felt sorry for him...


xxx


Did I tell you I pinched Dolph Lundgrens' bum?

Have I told you about the time I met & laughed hilariously with Mel Gibson?  He pretended to come on to me, one of the funniest nights of my life...


I'm fairly certain that Judi has even better stories...

Maybe I do? ....Maybe I don't?  One thing's for sure, ...if I did, I wouldn't be sharing them with the National Enquirer
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Re: What is the true secret of Jaguar Enterprises?
« Reply #69 on: June 15, 2008, 12:46:08 PM »
Quote from: jaguarenterprises on June 15, 2008, 12:35:18 PM

And now that you heard the rumours & wild speculation, as well as those who didn't use the product correctly,
it is time for the FACTS: www.ffifacts.com

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Re: What is the true secret of Jaguar Enterprises?
« Reply #70 on: June 15, 2008, 05:21:45 PM »
Quote from: xxxLinda on June 15, 2008, 04:32:24 AM




But Mods?  how come some of the above horrid posts have not been deleted?

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No reason to. Some people think they have the right to have the mods delete whatever they find offensive, yet these same people can sling the shit with the best of them.

I will however, happily delete the spam threads.
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Re: What is the true secret of Jaguar Enterprises?
« Reply #71 on: June 17, 2008, 07:29:45 AM »
Quote from: The Coach on June 15, 2008, 11:00:19 AM
This xxxLinda chick reminds me of my crazy ex-wife. Linda, are you by anychance Bi-Polar like my ex-wife and Jag?
Get outta here (I obviously mean that as in the wicked meaning fab sense..)

So we're still both manic depressive !  No amount of self-med helps.  Lots of fresh air and tons of exercise works a bit. 

Some MJ?  They've only just discovered bi-polar disorder.  I kinda like it...


kisses Coach !
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Re: What is the true secret of Jaguar Enterprises?
« Reply #72 on: June 17, 2008, 07:37:22 AM »
Quote from: jaguarenterprises on June 15, 2008, 12:39:53 PM
Maybe I do? ....Maybe I don't?  One thing's for sure, ...if I did, I wouldn't be sharing them with the National Enquirer


It wouldn't have been worth more than 1,000 or 10,000 bucks and you so know I'm not doing it for less than 100,000...

Anyways, Getbig is funnier !   & I get to keep my rep.   lololololol


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Re: What is the true secret of Jaguar Enterprises?
« Reply #73 on: June 17, 2008, 07:42:22 AM »
Quote from: Quickerblade on June 15, 2008, 05:55:04 AM
you dont really need to be a Mother, you could get off on a technicality



Judi, I'm hijacking your thread again...


Sorry QB, but deciding to be a Mum is not exactly a technicality, it's a major life-changing decision? 


Maybe you think the contraceptive pill and also a condom which doesn't fit is a ^^^^nicality?
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Re: What is the true secret of Jaguar Enterprises?
« Reply #74 on: June 17, 2008, 07:49:02 AM »
Quote from: jaguarenterprises on June 15, 2008, 12:35:18 PM

And now that you heard the rumours & wild speculation, as well as those who didn't use the product correctly,

or the www...


Love ya Judi, you're clever than everyone !

and far far funnier

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