Am I going to jail???

[avesher]

LMAO, Avesher comes out SWINGIN!!!

my ex wife emailed me today after 3 years of zero contact---just random out of the blue--whats with that?

[windsor88]

my ex wife emailed me today after 3 years of zero contact---just random out of the blue--whats with that?

Her life is sucking right now.  When she gets over whatever it is then she will be gone again.

[chaos]

my ex wife emailed me today after 3 years of zero contact---just random out of the blue--whats with that?

What was the email about? does she want more money? Maybe you can nail her for old times sake.

[avesher]

What was the email about? does she want more money? Maybe you can nail her for old times sake.

nah she was just telling me how good she was doing--I guess--unexpected but whatever

[windsor88]

nah she was just telling me how good she was doing--I guess--unexpected but whatever

wow I was wrong.  I had this certain ex that would only come around when she was all pissy with whatever current BF she had.  Of course I acted like I cared..lol.  Now suck this.....

[chaos]

nah she was just telling me how good she was doing--I guess--unexpected but whatever

So she came back three years later to rub it in? What a bitch.

What was your response to her?

[benz]

nah she was just telling me how good she was doing--I guess--unexpected but whatever

Did you slap her? A good slap cant be forgotten, just ask the #1 wife beater, nasser el sonofabitch

[avesher]

So she came back three years later to rub it in? What a bitch.

What was your response to her?

just congratulated on her making a good life for herself and wished her the best

why bother stirring the pot--

[d0nny2600]

just congratulated on her making a good life for herself and wished her the best

why bother stirring the pot--

A punch in the kidneys will bring her back to reality

[chaos]

just congratulated on her making a good life for herself and wished her the best

why bother stirring the pot--

You're a good man Avesher.

[SS]

I hate drug dealers

[JudgeReinhold]

I hate drug dealers

I heard Big Kubby was a drug dealer, he would get his mom all cracked out and sell her on the streets while he sold his basket full of oranges on the side of the street. Buy 2 oranges get his mom for free. Her pussy looks like the 405 freeway at 5pm rushhour.

[avesher]

goin to jail?---learn this song


  It took so long to remember just what happened.
I was so young, vestal then, you know it hurt me.
But Im breathing so I guess Im still alive
Even the signs seemed to tell me otherwise.
Got my hands down, and my head down,
And my eyes closed, my throats wide open.
I do unto others what has been done to me.
Do unto others what has been done to you.
Im treading water. I need to sleep a while.
My lamb and martyr, you look so precious.
Wont you, wont you come a bit closer.
Close enough so I can smell you.
I need you to feel this. I cant stand to burn too long.
Release in sodomy. the one sweet moment Im whole.

[windsor88]

Avesher

did you ever get that video of your cage fight?

[bigkubby]

I would not be worried about that now.  If it is a first offense thing you may be OK.  5 Years Probation maybe.

The bigger question is who the fuck ratted you out to begin with?  I would hunt that bastard down and make him suffer before finally killing him. 

Seriously dude.

shut the fuck up you wont do shit 

[windsor88]

shut the fuck up you wont do shit 

The only reason you are still living is distance.   

[chaos]

The only reason you are still living is distance.   

And he wouldn't show up to the K..........

[avesher]

Avesher

did you ever get that video of your cage fight?

no--doesnt matter, you blink and its over--lol--i got mcthrottled

[chaos]

no--doesnt matter, you blink and its over--lol--i got mcthrottled

Next time, sweep the knee........

[benchmstr]

no--doesnt matter, you blink and its over--lol--i got mcthrottled

hahahaha good stuff

eye of the tiger goddamnit

bench

[SS]

Next time, sweep the knee........

Or do what vince and the coach does..........suck their dick till they cum tap.

[dan18]

I'm not a real expert, but I'd say the drug laws here suck. Definitely compared to Cali. Think New York City(45mins north)

post a pick of yourself lets see how many packs of cigs they can get for you in the joint

[TheIronWarrior]

post a pick of yourself lets see how many packs of cigs they can get for you in the joint

I wasn't gonna post anything on this thread, but that is funny sh*t right there. I was wondering if someone would say something like that. 

[w8m8]

I'm in my late 20's. No reasonable job to speak of.

You should ask if they have a drug court and see if you can go to a Shock Camp instead of a prison , they don't have it in all states

You will either have to pay mad dole for fines and fees or go someplace

I'd pick Shock Camp at your age , prison ain't no joke

Change your life boy or toughen up for the road you choose to follow

For real ... if this rattles you .... you can't deal with much more and it doesn't get "nicer"

[danielson]

You should ask if they have a drug court and see if you can go to a Shock Camp instead of a prison , they don't have it in all states

You will either have to pay mad dole for fines and fees or go someplace

I'd pick Shock Camp at your age , prison ain't no joke

Change your life boy or toughen up for the road you choose to follow

For real ... if this rattles you .... you can't deal with much more and it doesn't get "nicer"

I felt like I was reading "Yo MTV raps".