So I got into an argument with some guy at a bar, then outta nowhere his queef boyfriend stepped in to break it up. He offered to buy me a shot if I didn't beat the crap out of his bf, so I figured since it was 4th of July I'd let it slide. Then this little punk comes back from the bar with two fuzzy navels, and thats when me and a few of my friends got pissed and proceeded to beat the crap out these musclebear worshipping homos.