nope - I'm scared of prions.
Mind you - I'm no fan of monkeys. I was at a famous buddhist temple once that has loads of the 'orrible little fuckers roaming around. I was on holidays so I just had on board shorts & a t-shirt (no underwear).
So I think "time to feed the monkeys" - I grab a basket of bananas and wandered over to what I thought would be a bunch of patient primates. Not so. As soon as they got wind of the bananas, they ran over & started climbing up my board shorts.
So - there I am basket in one hand and my descending shorts in the other - I guess 3 monkeys at about 30-40lbs each in that one hand.
For a while, I thought all was lost, the descent of my shorts was slow but sure. At some point I'd be butt & cock out in a temple which is bad enough but who knows that the monkeys would have made of the meat & 2 veg ?
All wasn't lost, a wise friend saw my predicament and obvious stress and told me 4 words I'll cherish to this day.
"Drop the fucking basket"
Worked a charm.