New Job

[avesher]

so i got this new job, organizing people to shuttle cars between 10 dealerships owned by one guy.  All the employees are from the third world, sudan, etc.  Hardest thing i did all day was eat lunch.  I havent had a full time job in 3 years.

[chaos]

so i got this new job, organizing people to shuttle cars between 10 dealerships owned by one guy.  All the employees are from the third world, sudan, etc.  Hardest thing i did all day was eat lunch.  I havent had a full time job in 3 years.

Watch your back bro, those dirt people like to blow themselves up.


Good luck with the job.

[Zaphod]

so i got this new job, organizing people to shuttle cars between 10 dealerships owned by one guy.  All the employees are from the third world, sudan, etc.  Hardest thing i did all day was eat lunch.  I havent had a full time job in 3 years.

An easy job with the potential to become a nightmare migraine

[avesher]

An easy job with the potential to become a nightmare migraine

no doubt there

[avesher]

I got a raise today after 11 days on the job---they said the dept. hasn't been this efficient in years -- can you actually imagine how bad it was if I am efficient?  geez

[QuakerOats]

avesher would be a fun dude to work with.

[danielson]

avesher would be a fun dude to work with.

More fun to drink with!

[QuakerOats]

More fun to drink with!

absolutely.

[avesher]

More fun to drink with!

negative---August 24th is my 14th year anniversary of not drinking.  Avesher is teh fun with no booze or drugs

[danielson]

negative---August 24th is my 14th year anniversary of not drinking.  Avesher is teh fun with no booze or drugs

You fall off a horse you have to get back up and ride big guy

[benchmstr]

so i got this new job, organizing people to shuttle cars between 10 dealerships owned by one guy.  All the employees are from the third world, sudan, etc.  Hardest thing i did all day was eat lunch.  I havent had a full time job in 3 years.

congratulations bro.

i am actually thinking of quiting law enforcement and becoming a full time competition shooter again.

bench

[danielson]

congratulations bro.

i am actually thinking of quiting law enforcement and becoming a full time competition shooter again.

bench

Bob Lee Swagger is my favorite shooter. 

[benchmstr]

Bob Lee Swagger is my favorite shooter. 

i love that movie,even though it is total bullshit and most of the stuff they do in that movie is impossible.

if i knew nothing about shooting,that movie would have been my holy grail

bench

[Fury]

Love that movie. Watch it every time it's on Encore. Nothing beats the scene at the top of the mountain with the heads exploding.

Kate Mara is smoking hot, too. And she's the granddaughter of the former Giants owner. Pretty much perfection. 

[avesher]

damn it this is about me and my job

lol j/k

[Fury]

damn it this is about me and my job

lol j/k

Hahaha, most threads get derailed here.


Sounds like a pretty sweet job. Keep an eye on the Sudanese. If they see you doing better than them they'll have no qualms about sticking a knife if your back.

[avesher]

Hahaha, most threads get derailed here.


Sounds like a pretty sweet job. Keep an eye on the Sudanese. If they see you doing better than them they'll have no qualms about sticking a knife if your back.

the afghanistan guy quit so the suicide bomb threat is out thankfully

[PANDAEMONIUM]

I got a raise today after 11 days on the job---they said the dept. hasn't been this efficient in years -- can you actually imagine how bad it was if I am efficient?  geez

lmao

[CalvinH]

Bob Lee Swagger is my favorite shooter. 

i love that movie,even though it is total bullshit and most of the stuff they do in that movie is impossible.

if i knew nothing about shooting,that movie would have been my holy grail

bench

Love that movie. Watch it every time it's on Encore. Nothing beats the scene at the top of the mountain with the heads exploding.

Kate Mara is smoking hot, too. And she's the granddaughter of the former Giants owner. Pretty much perfection. 

Haha.I just saw the movie last week and enjoyed it.
but I'll tell ya what.I read the book over 5 years ago and it's better.the author is named Stephen Hunter and he has a series on the Swagger's.from the grandfather shooting it out with gangsters in the 30's,the father in WW2,and as a cop in the 50's,and the son who the movie is about.all good books.



and bench,the books are much more realistic then the movie.

[avesher]

so some douchebag car sales manager decided to swear at me about something or another---I see unemployment in the immedicate future for me----and maybe a wheelchair for him?

[chaos]

so some douchebag car sales manager decided to swear at me about something or another---I see unemployment in the immedicate future for me----and maybe a wheelchair for him?

Poop in his center console.

[elite_lifter]

so some douchebag car sales manager decided to swear at me about something or another---I see unemployment in the immedicate future for me----and maybe a wheelchair for him?

I wouldn't stand for that shit. Someone wants to talk smack to me they get smacked.