Oh, I spent Saturday night drinking a shit-ton of beer and the next two days I had beer shits every 3 hours. I know, man. It sucks. I didn't go anywhere unless I planned on being near a clean toilet every couple hours or so.
I considered turning on the video camera on my phone just to record the sound my ass was making. The splatter-farts were so huge and echoing in the toilet I almost felt like needing to share that with someone else.
Needless to say I'm taking some time off from the beer drinking.
Good luck.