WTF happened to GetBig?
Adonis has a girlfriend...? A cute girlfriend that wasn't actually born a man...?
Stavios has a girlfriend too...? And she's even cuter than Jezebelle...?
I thought we were all non-training dysfunctional shut-ins here... am I actually the only dude on GetBig who has to hang around till everyone else has left the party only to be turned down by the fat girl sitting crying on the stairs? (it's not a real party until there's a fat girl crying on the stairs)
Thanks Adonis... thanks Stavios...
I'm going to throw myself on the train tracks now... won't be back, gonna put on my shoes, put on my jacket, walk down to the bus stop, get the cross town bus, scribble a tear-stained note on the bus, walk down to the railway station...
Aahhwww, who am I kidding? I'm just gonna eat a gallon tub of Belgian chocolate ice cream and whack off to Ukranian dungeon porn. Like I do every night.
The Luke