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Bluto
« on: August 19, 2008, 04:36:26 PM »
can you coach me in life please

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Re: Bluto
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2008, 04:42:10 PM »
Bluto is a life coach now?
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avesher

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Re: Bluto
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2008, 04:43:16 PM »
Bluto is a life coach now?

apparently one of the best

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Re: Bluto
« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2008, 04:45:01 PM »
How can a person who posts so much on a message board know anything about life?

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Re: Bluto
« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2008, 04:46:49 PM »
getbig is my retirement home
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Re: Bluto
« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2008, 04:52:58 PM »
can you coach me in life please

You want to learn how to be a cock sucking fag?
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Re: Bluto
« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2008, 05:02:04 PM »
You want to learn how to be a cock sucking fag?

hmmm  me thinks I better look for a new life coach

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Re: Bluto
« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2008, 07:03:08 PM »
You want to learn how to be a cock sucking fag?
Are you offering to coach him now ???
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: Bluto
« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2008, 10:30:30 PM »
Are you offering to coach him now ???

Epic stalking me today.... nice to know that I'm in your head  :-*
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Re: Bluto
« Reply #9 on: August 20, 2008, 07:03:07 AM »
Epic stalking me today.... nice to know that I'm in your head  :-*

You're treading on thin ice "nzmusclemonster"

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Re: Bluto
« Reply #10 on: August 20, 2008, 09:41:44 AM »
Epic stalking me today.... nice to know that I'm in your head  :-*

we only let you post on here cause you begged forgiveness over the "pre teen" incident

don't over step the mark pedoboy
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Re: Bluto
« Reply #11 on: August 20, 2008, 09:43:32 AM »
can you coach me in life please

Training will start with being on getbig 22hrs daily-monthly-yearly- for starters
If you still have no life - then the REAL training will begin

Bluto will also cover such topics as

- How to post retarded topics and get laughed at
- How to beat sleep and abandon a real life with getbig and coffee.
- How to get owned hourly and return for more
- How to create gimmick accounts that will defend your main account at any given time.
- How to effectively troll getbig while posting nothing of value.

All this and more if you subscribe NOW

The price - a lifetime of trolling getbig with no semblance of a life.

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Re: Bluto
« Reply #12 on: August 20, 2008, 12:30:48 PM »
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Re: Bluto
« Reply #13 on: August 20, 2008, 01:06:00 PM »


Bluto finally acknowledges that he's boring - this is a landmark day for getbig  ;D

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Re: Bluto
« Reply #14 on: August 20, 2008, 04:04:08 PM »


Once upon a time not so long ago:
Tommy used to work on the docks
union's been on strike

He's down on his luck - It's tough
so tough.
Gina works the diner all day
working for her man

She brings home her pay for love
for love.

She says: We've got to hold on to what we've got
'Cause it doesn't make a difference if we make it or not.
We've got each other and that's a lot for love -
We'll give it a shot.

We're half way there - Livin' on a prayer

Take my hand and we'll make it
I swear - livin' on a prayer.

Tommy got his six string in hock.
Now he's holding in what he used to make it talk -
So tough
it's tough.
Gina dreams of running away
when she cries in the night
Tommy whispers: Baby
it's okay
someday.

We've got to hold on to what we've got . . .
We're half way there - Livin' on a prayer
. . .

We've got to hold on ready or not

You live for the fight when it's all that you've got.

We're half way there - Livin' on a prayer
. . .
We're half way there - Livin' on a prayer
. . .
We're half way there - Livin' on a prayer
. . .