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who should america invade next?
« on: September 09, 2008, 05:48:14 AM »
we have to keep fighting and liberate the world....WE R....Team America! World Police!...Hell yea!
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Re: who should america invade next?
« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2008, 06:01:53 AM »
I've said syria or Iran in the past.  I've leaned toward Syria being the next target but I think that might have changed.  I think the heat is on with this Georgia/Russia thing so that might toss a stick in the spokes.  I don't think they counted on the Russians moving into Syria like they are.  They wouldn't dare send troops into Iran but it is highly possible they plan to bomb the tar shit out of Iran and think they will leave it at that.  There is a real good chance shit escalates with the Georgian/Russian/missile defence/cuban/syrian thing. 

Here are past threads on the issue.
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=224495.0
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=175187.0
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=173996.0

and this is a good reason to keep some level of seriousness to the forum.  What good is it to talk of these things and reference past discussions if they end up being 99 percent bullshit p'wnage sessions ::)

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Re: who should america invade next?
« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2008, 06:03:13 AM »
Canada, but just for fun.

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Re: who should america invade next?
« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2008, 06:06:18 AM »
Canada, but just for fun.
thanks, that was great ::)

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Re: who should america invade next?
« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2008, 08:56:24 AM »
Why would any country want the Russians moving in?

I vote for:

1. Iran. Too arrogant, needs to be brought down a peg or two.
2. Venezuela, but only the presidential palace
3. Mexico. Lessen the tide for next year.
4. France. Goddamn frogs.
5. Japan, just for old times sake.

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Re: who should america invade next?
« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2008, 09:11:20 AM »
 Venezuela, but only the presidential palace...I hate that fat prick.
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Re: who should america invade next?
« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2008, 09:15:51 AM »
God will tell President Palin who to invade next, just like he told Dubya.

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Re: who should america invade next?
« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2008, 09:18:59 AM »
Why would any country want the Russians moving in?

I vote for:

1. Iran. Too arrogant, needs to be brought down a peg or two.
2. Venezuela, but only the presidential palace
3. Mexico. Lessen the tide for next year.
4. France. Goddamn frogs.
5. Japan, just for old times sake.


Makes good sense.  People should die becuase a country is too arrogant.


Dear Mrs. Smith,

We regret to inform you that your 2 sons were killed in action in Iran.  They died bravely.  Know that their deaths are  not in vain becuase they died fighting against Iran's attitude of arrogance.  As you grieve from you loss know that your sons made the ultimate sacrifice to rid the world arrogance.  Hopefully that will ease your pain.


Signed,

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Re: who should america invade next?
« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2008, 09:23:46 AM »
Dear Mrs Ozmo, Ozmo will be awared a medal for kicking the shit out of that fat pig Hugo Chavez. Unfortunately Hugo fell on him and squashed him, so we'll mail it to u.....
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Re: who should america invade next?
« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2008, 09:24:39 AM »
Dear Mrs Ozmo, Ozmo will be awared a medal for kicking the shit out of that fat pig Hugo Chavez. Unfortunately Hugo fell on him and squashed him, so we'll mail it to u.....

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Re: who should america invade next?
« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2008, 09:25:30 AM »
Chavez is a buddy of Mr. Castro, don't cha know......

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Re: who should america invade next?
« Reply #11 on: September 09, 2008, 09:25:42 AM »
Why would any country want the Russians moving in?

I vote for:

1. Iran. Too arrogant, needs to be brought down a peg or two.
2. Venezuela, but only the presidential palace
3. Mexico. Lessen the tide for next year.
4. France. Goddamn frogs.
5. Japan, just for old times sake.

I vote for 1, and 2, we can just move into France, be great to put the Eiffel Tower to use in a more constructive manner, make it into a communications tower.

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Re: who should america invade next?
« Reply #12 on: September 09, 2008, 09:31:22 AM »
I vote Iceland as the chicks are hot...I would then vote for Spain, as the chicks are hot and the food is good...then perhaps Italy, same reason.
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Re: who should america invade next?
« Reply #13 on: September 09, 2008, 09:33:04 AM »
then perhaps Italy, same reason.


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Re: who should america invade next?
« Reply #14 on: September 09, 2008, 09:34:07 AM »
Can was please, please, PLEASE at least lob at least a few Tomahawks at Paris??

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Re: who should america invade next?
« Reply #15 on: September 09, 2008, 09:37:49 AM »
Besides being over priced...whats all the hate for the frogs and Paris.
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Re: who should america invade next?
« Reply #16 on: September 09, 2008, 09:46:17 AM »
Besides being over priced...whats all the hate for the frogs and Paris.

The language.   It causes people to choke every now and then

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Re: who should america invade next?
« Reply #17 on: September 09, 2008, 10:11:48 AM »
And the cheese doesn't help matters either...

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Re: who should america invade next?
« Reply #18 on: September 09, 2008, 10:24:00 AM »
And the cheese doesn't help matters either...

.....and they are always going on and on about goose innards. 

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Re: who should america invade next?
« Reply #19 on: September 09, 2008, 11:06:50 AM »
Mexico, but only for the food.   :)

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Re: who should america invade next?
« Reply #20 on: September 09, 2008, 12:51:37 PM »
One of the rare instances where I agree with Beach Bum...  :-[
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Re: who should america invade next?
« Reply #21 on: September 09, 2008, 01:03:31 PM »
One of the rare instances where I agree with Beach Bum...  :-[

Don't make it a habit, please. 

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Re: who should america invade next?
« Reply #22 on: September 09, 2008, 03:06:29 PM »
we have to keep fighting and liberate the world....WE R....Team America! World Police!...Hell yea!

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Re: who should america invade next?
« Reply #23 on: September 09, 2008, 03:10:19 PM »
ITSELF...AN MAKE SURE TO USE ALL NUCLEAR WEAPONS IN THE INVASION...THERE IS AN INTENSIVE LEVEL OF IGNORANCE, STUPIDITY AND COWARDICE WITHIN THE WALL OF THE NATION THAT NEEDS TO BE ERADICATED AT ONCE...AND SO THAT IT WILL NEVER RISE AGAIN COMPLETE EXTERMINATION IS NECESSARY...
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Re: who should america invade next?
« Reply #24 on: September 09, 2008, 03:12:23 PM »
I'd like to amend my list to include Swaziland or wherever the hell samson lives.