Why would any country want the Russians moving in?
I vote for:
1. Iran. Too arrogant, needs to be brought down a peg or two.
{LOL} That'll go just as swimmingly as the Iraq invasion went. They'll even greet you as liberators ...NOT!
2. Venezuela, but only the presidential palace
You already tried that. Didn't seem to work out so good for you did it?
3. Mexico. Lessen the tide for next year.
Too late, ...from all the whining I hear, ...looks like Mexico invaded you first.
4. France. Goddamn frogs.
F*ck the French?
5. Japan, just for old times sake.
You do know that would leave you with no tv's to watch Dancing with the Stars or American Idol don't you?