Author Topic: Funny things guys say when they see a HUGE bodybuilder (Read 8249 times)

QuakerOats · « **on:** September 22, 2008, 08:04:22 AM »

like this guy

i'll start

dead by 30, all drugs, bet he can't wipe his ass, why would anyone want to be that huge and shredded, looks like shit, obese, bodybuilkding is about being 187 pounds and shredded, he'd get knocked out in the cage, he can't play sports, girls don't want that, he can't walk, etc.

let's hear some of your favorites.

MONSTER_TRICEPS · « **Reply #1 on:** September 22, 2008, 08:05:18 AM »

He's all arms, his torso looks average at best.

tendonitis · « **Reply #2 on:** September 22, 2008, 08:05:55 AM »

the first thing that came to mind when i saw that pic was "holy fuck"

QuakerOats · « **Reply #3 on:** September 22, 2008, 08:06:10 AM »

Quote from: MONSTER_TRICEPS on September 22, 2008, 08:05:18 AM

He's all arms, his torso looks average at best.

hahaha, yeah ok fagggot, he has no shoulders, chest or traps.

polychronopolous · « **Reply #4 on:** September 22, 2008, 08:06:28 AM »

Why do fat guys always wear their hats backwards?

Grenade · « **Reply #5 on:** September 22, 2008, 08:06:36 AM »

fedor would destroy that thing in 1min

QuakerOats · « **Reply #6 on:** September 22, 2008, 08:07:05 AM »

Quote from: Grenade on September 22, 2008, 08:06:36 AM

fedor would destroy that thing in 1min

hahahaha, case in point.

m8 · « **Reply #7 on:** September 22, 2008, 08:08:32 AM »

Quote from: MONSTER_TRICEPS on September 22, 2008, 08:05:18 AM

He's all arms, his torso looks average at best.

exactly.
i don't know if he's a powerlifter/gay4pay star or whatever but he has absolutely no future in competitive bodybuilding.

Permabulker · « **Reply #8 on:** September 22, 2008, 08:08:52 AM »

"I used to be big like you", "I know a guy thats bigger", "I used to be all big and bulked up but now I just workout for health", "I wouldnt want to be that big" Well good news buddy, you wont be, nor could you be.

ASJChaotic · « **Reply #9 on:** September 22, 2008, 08:09:48 AM »

Quote from: Grenade on September 22, 2008, 08:06:36 AM

fedor would destroy that thing in 1min

dude

10 seconds
he destroyed tim silvia in 30 seconds and tim silvia can actually move and is not a stationary target

QuakerOats · « **Reply #10 on:** September 22, 2008, 08:10:44 AM »

Quote from: Permabulker on September 22, 2008, 08:08:52 AM

"I used to be big like you", "I know a guy thats bigger", "I used to be all big and bulked up but now I just workout for health", "I wouldnt want to be that big" Well good news buddy, you wont be, nor could you be.

hahahaha, or a skinny Tap Out warrior with a neatly trimmed chin strap, tattoos and weighing 142 pounds, "i'd destroy him in the cage, you can't move with all that muscle, it just gets in the way, i'd make him submit with my superior jui jitsu".

Grenade · « **Reply #11 on:** September 22, 2008, 08:11:44 AM »

Quote from: MemberX on September 22, 2008, 08:09:48 AM

dude
10 seconds
he destroyed tim silvia in 30 seconds and tim silvia can actually move and is not a stationary target

silvia is skinny/fat but that thing has big muscles you know.

Meso_z · « **Reply #12 on:** September 22, 2008, 08:12:34 AM »

"why are you doing this?"

"do you take creatine?"

"do you have a doctor with you?"

Man of Steel · « **Reply #13 on:** September 22, 2008, 08:12:37 AM »

That's dude's an absolute beast and half the schmoes on this board would give their testes to look like him for half an hour.

MONSTER_TRICEPS · « **Reply #14 on:** September 22, 2008, 08:13:20 AM »

Quote from: QuakerOats on September 22, 2008, 08:06:10 AM

hahaha, yeah ok fagggot, he has no shoulders, chest or traps.

Easy there big guy, looks like you missed the sarcasm train today.

Meso_z · « **Reply #15 on:** September 22, 2008, 08:13:59 AM »

I wonder why doesn't he compete....?

burn2live · « **Reply #16 on:** September 22, 2008, 08:14:46 AM »

Eugh

Man of Steel · « **Reply #17 on:** September 22, 2008, 08:14:50 AM »

Quote from: Meso_z on September 22, 2008, 08:13:59 AM

I wonder why doesn't he compete....?

I'm sure he does.

mass 04 · « **Reply #18 on:** September 22, 2008, 08:15:10 AM »

hhahha some chick the other day told me her boyfriend benches like 515 i'm like "holy shit that's an incredible bench,how much does he weigh?" She says about 175 at 19 years old, so i tell her "congrats, you're dating the world's premier bench presser." She called me a hater and weak minded then walked away.

polychronopolous · « **Reply #19 on:** September 22, 2008, 08:15:42 AM »

I would give everything I own, even if I had to live under a bridge just to look like him.

MONSTER_TRICEPS · « **Reply #20 on:** September 22, 2008, 08:16:14 AM »

Quote from: mass 04 on September 22, 2008, 08:15:10 AM

hhahha some chick the other day told me her boyfriend benches like 515 i'm like "holy shit that's an incredible bench,how much does he weigh?" She says about 175 at 19 years old, so i tell her "congrats, you're dating the world's premier bench presser." She called me a hater and weak minded then walked away.

Hahaha oh brother.

Permabulker · « **Reply #21 on:** September 22, 2008, 08:16:32 AM »

Quote from: mass 04 on September 22, 2008, 08:15:10 AM

hhahha some chick the other day told me her boyfriend benches like 515 i'm like "holy shit that's an incredible bench,how much does he weigh?" She says about 175 at 19 years old, so i tell her "congrats, you're dating the world's premier bench presser." She called me a hater and weak minded then walked away.

Maybe she meant between 5-15??

Grenade · « **Reply #22 on:** September 22, 2008, 08:16:54 AM »

hahahaha

spinnis · « **Reply #23 on:** September 22, 2008, 08:18:17 AM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on September 22, 2008, 08:14:50 AM

I'm sure he does.

No he doesn't. Maby in the future he said

windsor88 · « **Reply #24 on:** September 22, 2008, 08:19:45 AM »

"It's easy to look big if your 5'1, I had this buddy......."

Author Topic: Funny things guys say when they see a HUGE bodybuilder (Read 8249 times)

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