Ok, so far we have established that you look gay, you wish you were gay, and you like the way they look. Come out of the closet already.
you bet I wish i was gay....do you know how easy it would be for me to hook up if I was a gay
being straight sucks
you have to buy a chic dinner
take her to a movie
lie to her about how good she looks and listen to her rant about how much she loves her cat
and after all of that, your lucky if you get a peck on the cheek at the end of the night
gay dudes just meet at a public bathroom and fuck
that's the life.