Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?

[mass 04]

ohh brother you are making me cry!!

 

I love my dick 

it sounds like "DeltasForce" does too.

[DeltsaForce]

guarantee any of you that if you had a dick as big as mine youd show it off as much as possible.
i always laugh at the tiny dick dudes who put a towel around them before they undress tohide their pathetic weener.
i would not want to live if i had a dick like the average man. every girl ive spoken to about it has said how they have to tell those guys "it dont matter" when it actually does.
they love to play with mine all the time. sometimes they cant even get all ntheir mouth round it.

in college it got round that my dick was really big and fat and i had girls i had never met trying to get with me, seriously.

[QuakerOats]

guarantee any of you that if you had a dick as big as mine youd show it off as much as possible.
i always laugh at the tiny dick dudes who put a towel around them before they undress tohide their pathetic weener.
i would not want to live if i had a dick like the average man. every girl ive spoken to about it has said how they have to tell those guys "it dont matter" when it actually does.
they love to play with mine all the time. sometimes they cant even get all ntheir mouth round it.

in college it got round that my dick was really big and fat and i had girls i had never met trying to get with me, seriously.

translation= you're 4 1/2 inches erect.

[mass 04]

guarantee any of you that if you had a dick as big as mine youd show it off as much as possible.
i always laugh at the tiny dick dudes who put a towel around them before they undress tohide their pathetic weener.
i would not want to live if i had a dick like the average man. every girl ive spoken to about it has said how they have to tell those guys "it dont matter" when it actually does.
they love to play with mine all the time. sometimes they cant even get all ntheir mouth round it.

in college it got round that my dick was really big and fat and i had girls i had never met trying to get with me, seriously.

brutal overcompensation.

[spinnis]

translation= you're 4 1/2 inches erect.

BRUTAL truth!

 

[QuakerOats]

BRUTAL truth!

 

exactly, bragging about your penis= hung like a squirrel.

[DeltsaForce]

translation= you're 4 1/2 inches erect.

translation = you're jealous that you got such a shitty life deal.

arab trailer trash ashamed of his stinky muslim heritage, check

shitty trailerpark existence, check
shitty trailerwhore girl with a kid by another man, check

unemployed, sending your girl out to sell old bangers, check

owned terrible and mercilessly by derek and alex, check

so lonely and needy of getbig you come back even after being destroyed and laughed at, check

[QuakerOats]

translation = you're jealous that you got such a shitty life deal.

arab trailer trash ashamed of his stinky muslim heritage, check

shitty trailerpark existence, check
shitty trailerwhore girl with a kid by another man, check

unemployed, sending your girl out to sell old bangers, check

owned terrible and mercilessly by derek and alex, check

so lonely and needy of getbig you come back even after being destroyed and laughed at, check

translation= you're slamming your keyboard against your 25 dollar computer desk in anger at me telling you the truth.

[Tapeworm]

translation= you're slamming your keyboard against your 25 dollar computer desk in anger at me telling you the truth.

[DeltsaForce]

translation= you're slamming your keyboard against your 25 dollar computer desk in anger at me telling you the truth.

haha this from the man who licks benz's ass and sucks alex's dick becuase he knows that all the information about his trashwhore girl is out there, being passed around

she sold any cars yet to buy you a broadband connection?
ahahahah

[DeltsaForce]

Dave, what's it like to bring up another man's child as your woman earns the paychecks selling used cars?

[benz]

translation= you're slamming your keyboard against your 25 dollar computer desk in anger at me telling you the truth.

not hating on you but he just killed you with the bastard son incident, stop fighting back, you are a shame and everybody is laughing at you

[DeltsaForce]

not hating on you but he just killed you with the bastard son incident, stop fighting back, you are a shame and everybody is laughing at you

he cannot even put aside his internet addiction to protect :

his dignity
the bastard
the woman

i just wonder what donna makes of all this.

[The Master]

Question: When you guys measure the length of your joystick, do you "start" the measurement device where the cock meets the body on the "inside" (at the top of the penis) ->  Cock-> \Measure here? > below abs ->|, or do you put the measurement device "below" the cock, and just let it start where the balls end? -> on this side -> \

[suckmymuscle]

suck my muscle is quite the connisseur of the man bat.

i heard from Ron that suckmymuscle came on here cuz he thought it was a gay porn site.  Ron was pretty shocked when he checked his PMs and had 7 nude images of suckmymuscle on there.  when Ron replied and asked him why he sent him these horrific images, suckmymuscle replied with "well, it's a requirement for most gay on gay dating sites to post cock shots, i figured i'd just speed up the registration process.   got any of your cock, stud?"

needless to say, Ron was not thrilled.

  Nope. Another epic fail. You just can't get one right, dude. It is amazing. And speaking of usernames, "power rod" pretty much takes the gayness award, so don't be the gay living in a glass house and throwing stones.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

[Ursus]

I saw a goth amateur porn movie the other day, where a couple of goth teenagers fuck each other Gf,s
anyway this lanky skinny goth guy pulls out a HUGE fucking dick haha. Kinda ruined the moment 

I can find a link if anyone wanna see, I think they are over 18 lol.

i seen that aswell LOL letting some guy fuck his girl. He should stop being a goth become a jock and fuck hot cheerleaders

[Cleanest Natural]

translation= you're 4 1/2 inches erect.

[Big_Tymer]

Lol, this 'deltasforce' clown has been savagely owned by the legendary squadfather in the past, and has to come back under a gimmick to talk shit 

[DeltsaForce]

Question: When you guys measure the length of your joystick, do you "start" the measurement device where the cock meets the body on the "inside" (at the top of the penis) ->  Cock-> \Measure here? > below abs ->|, or do you put the measurement device "below" the cock, and just let it start where the balls end? -> on this side -> \

Hey bro, for length i use a tailor's measure and start at the bit where my penis join my pubic region. i then measure to the tip making sure not to push the tape into my body and give myself extra inches.

for girth, take the widest point and wrap the tape around, like doing a bicep.

[DeltsaForce]

Lol, this 'deltasforce' clown has been savagely owned by the legendary squadfather in the past, and has to come back under a gimmick to talk shit 

haha your idol is a trailerman raising another man's son and who is ashamed to be of arab extraction. he is broke and lives off his fat girlfriend.

talk about backing the wrong horse.

[QuakerOats]

Hey bro, for length i use a tailor's measure and start at the bit where my penis join my pubic region. i then measure to the tip making sure not to push the tape into my body and give myself extra inches.

for girth, take the widest point and wrap the tape around, like doing a bicep.

do you get your boyfriend hard before you do this?

[Big_Tymer]

haha your idol is a trailerman raising another man's son and who is ashamed to be of arab extraction. he is broke and lives off his fat girlfriend.

talk about backing the wrong horse.

hes not my idol i just call it like i see it.  what other names did you post as on these board

[Method101]

How come you guys have balls to up load ur penis pic on the board filled with gays!?

Sorry Kyomu, its a wellknown fact all asians have a small penis, so i don't think you have a chance in this particular contest lol.

[DeltsaForce]

do you get your boyfriend hard before you do this?

do you get the shakes when you think about derek anthony and king alex/lord benz exposing your whole pathetic existence and bottom of the barrel lifestyle?

for fucks sake dave, think about the bastard. put down the budget pc, if not for your shredded dignity. do it for the bastard.

[Method101]

Taken from Wikipedia:

Studies on penis size
While results vary across studies, the consensus is that the average human penis is approximately 12.9–15 cm (5.1–5.9 in) in length with a 95% confidence interval of (10.7 cm, 19.1 cm) (or, equivalently, 4.23 in, 7.53 in).[9][10][11] The typical girth or circumference is approximately 12.3 cm (4.85 in) when fully erect. The average penis size is slightly larger than the median size (or, put another way, most penises are below average in size).