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Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
« Reply #50 on: December 26, 2008, 02:45:49 PM »
Let's just say they don't keep coming back for my charming personality.  ;D

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Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
« Reply #51 on: December 26, 2008, 02:50:09 PM »
Let's just say they don't keep coming back for my charming personality.  ;D


 :D You have a pm!

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Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
« Reply #52 on: December 26, 2008, 04:31:57 PM »
you better hope its thick

  Aren't you the sexually mutilated dude?

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Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
« Reply #53 on: December 26, 2008, 04:33:41 PM »
  Aren't you the sexually mutilated dude?

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the mutilationthat makes my dick look like every pornstars dicks?

yes..


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Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
« Reply #54 on: December 26, 2008, 04:34:33 PM »
the mutilationthat makes my dick look like every pornstars dicks?

yes..



  Aren't you prepuce-less?

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Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
« Reply #55 on: December 26, 2008, 04:36:09 PM »
Once, a girl was about to blow me.  She goes "wow, not only is it short, but it sure is narrow as well!"
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Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
« Reply #56 on: December 26, 2008, 04:36:59 PM »
Once, a girl was about to blow me.  She goes "wow, not only is it short, but it sure is narrow as well!"

  Epic fail.

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Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
« Reply #57 on: December 26, 2008, 04:39:38 PM »
  Epic fail.

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dude, you keep replying in this thread.

No, GayBay will not post a picture of his cock for you, stop checking every 30 seconds you freak!
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Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
« Reply #58 on: December 26, 2008, 04:41:36 PM »
A black chick who sucked my dick said I had a big dick.  The legend grew from there.  If a black chick validates you then you are good to go.  :D

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Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
« Reply #59 on: December 26, 2008, 04:41:54 PM »
  Aren't you prepuce-less?

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you have my answer in the former response

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Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
« Reply #60 on: December 26, 2008, 04:42:04 PM »
dude, you keep replying in this thread.

No, GayBay will not post a picture of his cock for you, stop checking every 30 seconds you freak!

  Yet another fail. You just aren't funny. Or witty. Let me guess: you don't earn a living as a comedian...
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Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
« Reply #61 on: December 26, 2008, 04:43:58 PM »
dude, you keep replying in this thread.

No, GayBay will not post a picture of his cock for you, stop checking every 30 seconds you freak!

haha "suckymymuscle" ready and willing to live up to his name with a little too much  curiosity here. :-*

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Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
« Reply #62 on: December 26, 2008, 04:44:58 PM »
you have my answer in the former response

SWEDE

  So basically, you are proud you had part of your genitals chopped off? And Rocco Siffredi, the greatest porn star ever, was unmutilated until the last couple years of his career after he had boned 5,000 chicks onscreen, and he said the chop ruined his sex life in an interview to British GQ. ;)

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Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
« Reply #63 on: December 26, 2008, 04:45:12 PM »
A black chick who sucked my dick said I had a big dick.  The legend grew from there.  If a black chick validates you then you are good to go.  :D
well i made two diff black chicks scream and yell..one of em cried and said i destroyed her vag

but i aint big

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Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
« Reply #64 on: December 26, 2008, 04:45:50 PM »
haha "suckymymuscle" ready and willing to live up to his name with a little too much  curiosity here.

  Who is stalking who, Pumpy? ;)

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Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
« Reply #65 on: December 26, 2008, 04:46:49 PM »
 So basically, you are proud you had part of your genitals chopped off? And Rocco Siffredi, the greatest porn star ever, was unmutilated until the last couple years of his career after he had boned 5,000 chicks onscreen, and he said the chop ruined his sex life in an interview to British GQ. ;)

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Oh my god One porn actor wasnt circumcised lol.

Well all the girls that given me compliments kinda makes of for all the doubts I DIDNT have lol.

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Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
« Reply #66 on: December 26, 2008, 04:46:54 PM »
well i made two diff black chicks scream and yell..one of em cried and said i destroyed her vag

but i aint big

yeah but you date virgins basically.  This black chick was a certified whore.

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Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
« Reply #67 on: December 26, 2008, 04:49:31 PM »
I'm just waiting for Daddywaddy/Johnny Falcon to post a picture of his dick and this thread will be over.

Falcon, put this shit to an end already...
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Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
« Reply #68 on: December 26, 2008, 04:49:38 PM »
yeah but you date virgins basically.  This black chick was a certified whore.
why d you think that i date virgins? for one i rarely date. only three gfs in my life. and for two i prefer chicks with experience aka sluts

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Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
« Reply #69 on: December 26, 2008, 04:50:51 PM »
why d you think that i date virgins? for one i rarely date. only three gfs in my life. and for two i prefer chicks with experience aka sluts

cuz you are young I just assumed.  Sorry Playa... ::)

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Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
« Reply #70 on: December 26, 2008, 04:51:16 PM »
why d you think that i date virgins? for one i rarely date. only three gfs in my life. and for two i prefer chicks with experience aka sluts

nothing wrong with some slut action, as long as you don't bring them out in public and kiss them.

you never did that, did you TayGay?
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Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
« Reply #71 on: December 26, 2008, 04:53:56 PM »
haha "suckymymuscle" ready and willing to live up to his name with a little too much  curiosity here. :-*

suck my muscle is quite the connisseur of the man bat.

i heard from Ron that suckmymuscle came on here cuz he thought it was a gay porn site.  Ron was pretty shocked when he checked his PMs and had 7 nude images of suckmymuscle on there.  when Ron replied and asked him why he sent him these horrific images, suckmymuscle replied with "well, it's a requirement for most gay on gay dating sites to post cock shots, i figured i'd just speed up the registration process.   got any of your cock, stud?"

needless to say, Ron was not thrilled.
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Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
« Reply #72 on: December 26, 2008, 04:59:28 PM »
cuz you are young I just assumed.  Sorry Playa... ::)

 ;D
its all good...dated chicks 5 years older than me b4..at ages 15(19) and 18(23)... play on playa, play on

nothing wrong with some slut action, as long as you don't bring them out in public and kiss them.

you never did that, did you TayGay?
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Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
« Reply #73 on: December 26, 2008, 04:59:59 PM »
suck my muscle is quite the connisseur of the man bat.

i heard from Ron that suckmymuscle came on here cuz he thought it was a gay porn site.

haha i can believe it based on sucky's professed mental instability coupled with outright lies including one that he benches 620 lb. ::) His obsession with tha cock on full display here. :-*

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Re: Who's got the biggest "joystick" on Getbig?
« Reply #74 on: December 26, 2008, 06:05:00 PM »
Ok, I'll be honest. 6.5 inches erect, absolute garbage unerect. Looks like a button mushroom sitting on a bed of seaweed.


Pathetic :-X...........................................................Me too minus the bed of seaweed only thing is I'm black. :'( ;D

An old sex story....

Scene:  Wiggs and Tanja (A German Girl) are on the couch watching tv and things start getting hot and heavy.

Tanja: Ooh baby you're hard and it's big.

Wiggs: Yeah baby, look what you're doing to me.

Tanja: Ooh baby I wanna suck it.  How big is it?  8? 9?

Wiggs: (filled with a sense of impending dissappointment blurted) uhm 7.
          (deep inside Wiggs knew he was working with 6.5.  The look of disappointment that spread across Tanja's face served as a FAIL for Wiggs and the legend of all black guys having huge cocks.)


THE END ;D

P.S. We did fuck many, many times and she was the best lay in my life....I got to do anything and everything I wanted.....God Damn I miss that bitch. :'(
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