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Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
« Reply #25 on: January 30, 2009, 03:37:32 PM »
Not shorts but close, clamdiggers

damn spider bites.

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Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
« Reply #26 on: January 30, 2009, 03:38:43 PM »
damn spider bites.

haha mass.  I bet he picks up all the chicks on that bike...

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Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
« Reply #27 on: January 30, 2009, 03:39:39 PM »
haha mass.  I bet he picks up all the chicks on that bike...
The flag on the back tells me the female gender is not what he's after. ;D

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Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
« Reply #28 on: January 30, 2009, 03:42:21 PM »
The flag on the back tells me the female gender is not what he's after. ;D

Good catch...he's a bear, no doubt.  8)

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Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
« Reply #29 on: January 30, 2009, 03:42:35 PM »
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Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
« Reply #30 on: January 30, 2009, 03:43:14 PM »
fat guys always have good calves....its their only redeeming quality......


show it if you got it!!!!

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Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
« Reply #31 on: January 30, 2009, 03:45:03 PM »
Boomer Sooner


hahah, oh brother.  Can you imagine what Okl St, Texas and Nebraka fans do with that pic?

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Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
« Reply #32 on: January 30, 2009, 03:45:30 PM »
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Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
« Reply #33 on: January 30, 2009, 03:47:24 PM »
fat guys always have good calves....its their only redeeming quality......


show it if you got it!!!!
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Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
« Reply #34 on: January 30, 2009, 04:12:59 PM »
The dude on the right wears shorts all year round, if you got a problem wit it take it up wit duh dude on the left.

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Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
« Reply #35 on: January 30, 2009, 04:18:53 PM »
Sometimes it's a pain to put on long pants if you are only going out of the house for say 20 minutes and you go out with the clothes you wear around the house, so what?

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Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
« Reply #36 on: January 30, 2009, 04:25:14 PM »
Sometimes it's a pain to put on long pants if you are only going out of the house for say 20 minutes and you go out with the clothes you wear around the house, so what?

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Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
« Reply #37 on: January 30, 2009, 04:42:45 PM »
Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?

  Because they have lots of bodyfat to insulate them from the cold, so they don't need heavy clothes. It's the same principle at work with seals and polar bears.

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Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
« Reply #38 on: January 30, 2009, 04:53:18 PM »
Why does any person demean themselves at any time of the year by donning any kind of shorts?
LOL, some of have calves and weigh more than 145lbs. ;)
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Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
« Reply #39 on: January 30, 2009, 04:54:54 PM »
fatties don't shower and their crotch region gets quite warm and sticky. The matted dirt that builds up eventually protects them from the cold.

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Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
« Reply #40 on: January 30, 2009, 05:35:32 PM »
The dude on the right wears shorts all year round, if you got a problem wit it take it up wit duh dude on the left.


I saw those 2 rednecks on CNN stumping for Sarah Palin a few months ago. 

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Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
« Reply #41 on: January 30, 2009, 05:36:44 PM »
I saw those 2 rednecks on CNN stumping for Sarah Palin a few months ago. 
for 2012?
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Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
« Reply #42 on: January 30, 2009, 05:39:07 PM »
for 2012?
Im sure they will return.  Cockroaches have a tenacity of sorts.

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Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
« Reply #43 on: January 30, 2009, 05:40:13 PM »
I saw those 2 rednecks on CNN stumping for Sarah Palin a few months ago. 

Are you serious?

I always thought Mikey was intelligent but slow...  :-\
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Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
« Reply #44 on: January 30, 2009, 05:45:34 PM »
Are you serious?

I always thought Mikey was intelligent but slow...  :-\
I agree. If the Republican party backs Palin, they're extinct. Surely to god there is a better candidate than that biznitch.
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Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
« Reply #45 on: January 30, 2009, 05:47:24 PM »
It's 25 degrees with a foot of snow on the ground and i've seen like 4 fat dudes wearing shorts?

because they can

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Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
« Reply #46 on: January 30, 2009, 05:47:44 PM »
Are you serious?

I always thought Mikey was intelligent but slow...  :-\
Sad but fucking verifiable and true.  Here is a brief video of all of them together.  


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Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
« Reply #47 on: January 30, 2009, 05:51:12 PM »
Sad but fucking verifiable and true.  Here is a brief video of all of them together.  



Ruins my image of the Teutuls.  :(
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Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
« Reply #48 on: January 30, 2009, 05:52:47 PM »
The dude on the right wears shorts all year round, if you got a problem wit it take it up wit duh dude on the left.



the dude on the left has bigger arms than he does thighs. His cool redeeming feature is the mustache

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Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
« Reply #49 on: January 30, 2009, 06:08:52 PM »
Adonis why are you so against shorts?  Is it because your legs are small or some other reason?

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