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Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
« on: January 30, 2009, 02:08:37 PM »
It's 25 degrees with a foot of snow on the ground and i've seen like 4 fat dudes wearing shorts?

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Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2009, 02:09:47 PM »
They have a lot of insulation. 

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Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2009, 02:16:09 PM »
It's 25 degrees with a foot of snow on the ground and i've seen like 4 fat dudes wearing shorts?


They got to flash those cankles.

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Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2009, 02:51:15 PM »
They have outgrown their fat jeans...and their fat sweatpants.

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Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2009, 02:55:25 PM »
And they all have these types of belts as well. They just need a wallet chain and wolf tee shirt to complete the ensemble





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Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2009, 02:57:31 PM »
mass, maybe some broke down looking sneakers that look like they walk on the sides of them...

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Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2009, 02:58:50 PM »
Why does any person demean themselves at any time of the year by donning any kind of shorts?

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Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2009, 03:00:05 PM »
Why does any person demean themselves at any time of the year by donning any kind of shorts?

Did you just get home from english lit class TA?

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Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
« Reply #8 on: January 30, 2009, 03:07:43 PM »
Did you just get home from english lit class TA?
No, but I am about to work on some writings or ideas.  I am nearly to the point of starting a novel or short story I think.  I figure on doing a sort of warm-up act.  Of course I will have to tarry my prose shortly as I am to leave in order to further the hopeful development of these puny things on my body that you good people refer to as pecs.

Dips with 3 plates and perhaps a 25 or so shall be the antidote today.

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Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
« Reply #9 on: January 30, 2009, 03:10:48 PM »
No, but I am about to work on some writings or ideas.  I am nearly to the point of starting a novel or short story I think.  I figure on doing a sort of warm-up act.  Of course I will have to tarry my prose shortly as I am to leave in order to further the hopeful development of these puny things on body that you good people refer to as pecs.

Dips with 3 plates and perhaps a 25 or so shall be the antidote today.

Classic.  hahaha, a well placed tarry is always and excellent opener.  As in "don't tarry boy..."

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Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
« Reply #10 on: January 30, 2009, 03:12:56 PM »

Dips with 3 plates and perhaps a 25 or so shall be the antidote today. Then I shall follow that with the sucking of my professor's cock. It is my way of thanking him for teaching me these magnificent new words that I have the pleasure of sharing with you fine gentlemen. Good day.


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Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
« Reply #11 on: January 30, 2009, 03:17:02 PM »
And they all have these types of belts as well. They just need a wallet chain and wolf tee shirt to complete the ensemble






To be more accurate, this might be the actual belt...

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Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
« Reply #12 on: January 30, 2009, 03:18:31 PM »
To be more accurate, this might be the actual belt...


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Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
« Reply #13 on: January 30, 2009, 03:20:29 PM »
what's wrong with shorts ?

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Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
« Reply #14 on: January 30, 2009, 03:21:10 PM »
what's wrong with shorts ?
I`d say the problem is more to do with the ones wearing them.

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Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
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Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
« Reply #16 on: January 30, 2009, 03:25:54 PM »
mass, maybe some broke down looking sneakers that look like they walk on the sides of them...
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Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
« Reply #17 on: January 30, 2009, 03:29:33 PM »
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Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
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Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
« Reply #20 on: January 30, 2009, 03:33:06 PM »
mass, maybe some broke down looking sneakers that look like they walk on the sides of them...
"Airwalks" no doubt ;D

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Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
« Reply #21 on: January 30, 2009, 03:33:50 PM »
It's 25 degrees with a foot of snow on the ground and i've seen like 4 fat dudes wearing shorts?

They were looking for their bitches...

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Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
« Reply #22 on: January 30, 2009, 03:35:24 PM »
They were looking for their bitches...




And I'm sure the one to the far right is considered in the group as the " skinny one ".  :D

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Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
« Reply #23 on: January 30, 2009, 03:36:14 PM »
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Re: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter?
« Reply #24 on: January 30, 2009, 03:36:51 PM »
Not shorts but close, clamdiggers
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