Author Topic: Why Do Fat Guys Wear Shorts In The Winter? (Read 15228 times)

mass 04 · « **on:** January 30, 2009, 02:08:37 PM »

It's 25 degrees with a foot of snow on the ground and i've seen like 4 fat dudes wearing shorts?

lvtolft · « **Reply #1 on:** January 30, 2009, 02:09:47 PM »

They have a lot of insulation.

Hedgehog · « **Reply #2 on:** January 30, 2009, 02:16:09 PM »

Quote from: mass 04 on January 30, 2009, 02:08:37 PM

It's 25 degrees with a foot of snow on the ground and i've seen like 4 fat dudes wearing shorts?

They got to flash those cankles.

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #3 on:** January 30, 2009, 02:51:15 PM »

They have outgrown their fat jeans...and their fat sweatpants.

mass 04 · « **Reply #4 on:** January 30, 2009, 02:55:25 PM »

And they all have these types of belts as well. They just need a wallet chain and wolf tee shirt to complete the ensemble

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #5 on:** January 30, 2009, 02:57:31 PM »

mass, maybe some broke down looking sneakers that look like they walk on the sides of them...

The True Adonis · « **Reply #6 on:** January 30, 2009, 02:58:50 PM »

Why does any person demean themselves at any time of the year by donning any kind of shorts?

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #7 on:** January 30, 2009, 03:00:05 PM »

Quote from: The True Adonis on January 30, 2009, 02:58:50 PM

Why does any person demean themselves at any time of the year by donning any kind of shorts?

Did you just get home from english lit class TA?

The True Adonis · « **Reply #8 on:** January 30, 2009, 03:07:43 PM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on January 30, 2009, 03:00:05 PM

Did you just get home from english lit class TA?

No, but I am about to work on some writings or ideas. I am nearly to the point of starting a novel or short story I think. I figure on doing a sort of warm-up act. Of course I will have to tarry my prose shortly as I am to leave in order to further the hopeful development of these puny things on my body that you good people refer to as pecs.

Dips with 3 plates and perhaps a 25 or so shall be the antidote today.

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #9 on:** January 30, 2009, 03:10:48 PM »

Quote from: The True Adonis on January 30, 2009, 03:07:43 PM

No, but I am about to work on some writings or ideas. I am nearly to the point of starting a novel or short story I think. I figure on doing a sort of warm-up act. Of course I will have to tarry my prose shortly as I am to leave in order to further the hopeful development of these puny things on body that you good people refer to as pecs.

Dips with 3 plates and perhaps a 25 or so shall be the antidote today.

Classic. hahaha, a well placed tarry is always and excellent opener. As in "don't tarry boy..."

The_Iron_Disciple · « **Reply #10 on:** January 30, 2009, 03:12:56 PM »

Quote from: The True Adonis on January 30, 2009, 03:07:43 PM

Dips with 3 plates and perhaps a 25 or so shall be the antidote today. Then I shall follow that with the sucking of my professor's cock. It is my way of thanking him for teaching me these magnificent new words that I have the pleasure of sharing with you fine gentlemen. Good day.

Fixed.