Things you've learnt from Getbig

[kiwiol]

1) Bodybuilding has an aspect of gayness to it

2) Dorian is better than Ronnie, who is better than Dorian, who is better than Ronnie..... Ad infinitum

3) Anyone and everyone who follows bodybuilding or lifts weights takes it up the ass

4) Bluto likes to post

5) Life is like a twinky - dry and brittle on the outside, but look inwards, for the creamy inside and it's all good

6) Taking a cock up the ass feels like a great deep tissue massage, only, its inside your ass

7) Most of the members of Getbig are floatsam and Chick is a Weider Puppet

8 ) You can't be a natural if your arms are more than 14"

9) Onlyme once sat next to Jonsey from Police Academy at a charity event

10) Bodybuilding is the muscle



Please add to this list as you see fit

[kyomu]

Its my huge honor that I gave a influence to you,sir!

[kiwiol]

Its my huge honor that I gave a influence to you,sir!

I needed something metaphysically profound to round off my list and couldn't think of a better one than your (in)famous line

You have to post some stuff you've learnt here - funny or serious, doesn't matter

[calfzilla]

1. All triceps are epic
2. Karl Kox just cracked one off
3. All getbiggers are millionaires
4. Mudsharks are white chicks that like black guys
5. I'd hit it!
6. If you are a gun carrying middle aged man who smokes, wears denim and robs people you will be idolized here.  (Rightfully so)
7. If there are no pics posted it never happened.
8. Jay looks like a fridge
9. It's good to have a hand full of cashews and a fresh t-shirt
10. You can post a pic of the most gorgeous woman in the world but unless she doesn't have at least double D titties getbiggers wont be that interested. 

[webcake]

Kiwiol is a man who knows getbig.....no doubt about it.

[Cleanest Natural]

The average getbigger ( me included ) is a former pro athlete, pornostar, karateka, model, owns 2 houses, and drives supped up nissans 

[webcake]

The average getbigger ( me included ) is a former pro athlete, pornostar, karateka, model, owns 2 houses, and drives supped up nissans 

Yes for all those, but i drive a Subaru...a soupped up Subaru!!

[WillGrant]

They have computers in Romainia 

[kiwiol]

They have computers in Romainia 

Let's not get carried away people, even if it's just for the sake of being funny. Please continue.

[io856]

I learnt a lot from getbig

One thing:

Its trendy to act disinterested in food supplements and favor real food. All the while including them in my daily diet. Tubs of protein may even show up in my physique shots.

[calfzilla]

I learnt a lot from getbig

One thing:

Its trendy to act disinterested in food supplements and favor real food. All the while including them in my daily diet. Tubs of protein may even show up in my physique shots.

Ha ha it's like you are looking in my kitchen cabinets. 

[jr]

Strong or extremely muscular men are the only people to be given respect in this world.

[Dr Kincaid]

It's not a sport.
It's all drugs.
It's all beans and rice.
Gay shit goes on at the Mirage.
Bodybuilding is a pagent  for schmoes
Romano has the worst response to gear, ever.
Hank Wood is not Luke Wood's brother.
Ronnie should stay retired.
Get Big own's MD's mind.
Marcus Ruhl should comeback.
Trey should enjoy his 20's and not be so obsessed with turning 60.

[jr]

[kiwiol]

The most effective way to get in touch with aliens from Nibiru is by abusing the shit out of Meth and paint fumes

All gays aren't created equal - some are bears and others are cubs

German shepherds learnt where they stand in the food chain when one of their kind had it's spine broken by the bare hands of Suckmymuscle

If you want to look jacked like Zone Capone, just get in the Brinkzone

There are no gimmicks - just guys who have been lurking for 3+ years, and who know more about Getbig history than most of the regulars themselves

Nasser has movie star good looks

Any post that's longer than 3 lines is a meltdown

Drinking urine is the solution for all of the world's problems

If you get mad, don't get even - get the personal details of the guy who is flaming you

Trey Brewer is natural

[Fatpanda]

8 ) You can't be a natural if your arms are more than 14"

you would know 

[kiwiol]

you would know 

Even for a Scotch, you are a pretty stubborn bastard

[JasonH]

That no matter what picture you post of yourself, no matter how good you look, someone will always make fun of something in the background.

[MONSTER_TRICEPS]

- Post proof or your lift claims are bullshit.

[Fatpanda]

Even for a Scotch, you are a pretty stubborn bastard

 

[MONSTER_TRICEPS]

That no matter what picture you post of yourself, no matter how good you look, someone will always make fun of something in the background.

Epic granny furniture, monster stained bathroom mirror, etc etc. 

[kiwiol]

Epic granny furniture, monster stained bathroom mirror, etc etc. 

The funniest line I've read in this regard was made by the legendary Sir William Idol in response to the pic below

epic Atlas Van Lines Packing Blanket window curtain

Too bad the guy's been MIA for a while now

[Cleanest Natural]

I learned how you can get a steriod like body and strength with 2 jamaican meals a day, twizlers and oreos....and of course no hormones cause pride and honesty reigns supreme and of course praise da Lord

[Tapeworm]

The funniest line I've read in this regard was made by the legendary Sir William Idol in response to the pic below

Too bad the guy's been MIA for a while now

Classic post! 

Not sure Getbig taught me much, but I've had a good time.  While we're strolling down memory lane... in the Hulk Hogan's Wife Files for Divorce Thread:

whatcha gonna do when your wife divorces you brother?

[FitnessFrenzy]

- Living in romania involves drinking a bottle of vodka each day

- Onlyme aka big keith is the who's who boss of Hollywood celeb life

- Like in the rest of society, certain jews control our media and freedom of speech (just meant for fun, no pun intended!)

- Learned the true nature and value of a meltdown

- I now use the phrases "monster triceps", "gayer than..." and "epic.." and "nice gyno" in daily everyday conversations

- I have learned to spot and keep distance from schmoes in real life

- I have learned to add 50 lbs to my muscle mass and 100k to my annual income when discussing these topics over the internet