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American football
« on: February 02, 2009, 04:51:23 PM »
American Football takes on average about 3 hours to complete and has about 12 minutes of actual ball in play action (The average NFL game contains about 120 actual plays, which take an average of six seconds each. That's 720 seconds of play, or 12 minutes). That means that only 5% of the game is action and 95% of the game is the borefest of standing around, scratching and slapping butts, getting off and on the field and endless commericals for viagra and cialis. You spend 5 seconds watching action by which I mean fat guys in pads and lycra tights pushing each other, then minutes of complete boredom followed after.
The only people who would even dream of objecting to this interpretation of this most boring of sports are Americans, the same way only the Japanese will object to the notion of Sumo Wrestling being boring. But whether its American football or Sumo wrestling, they are both played by fatasses and both are incredibly boring and look incredibly gay, hence will never become popular outside their nations of origin. Its plain and simple and the whole world agrees on it, AMerican football is boring, tedious and a pussy version of rugby.

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Re: American football
« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2009, 04:53:40 PM »
plus football players bring home a lot less $$$$ than pro bodybuilders.  Have you seen some of the 40 times of pro Bbers?  They're faster than most NFL players.

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Re: American football
« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2009, 04:54:34 PM »
Hahahaha!  That's funny!

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Re: American football
« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2009, 05:00:15 PM »
Hear! Hear!

I second this motion.

Have you seen my thread on this very subject?

To Advertisers it is a boon.  Mindless idiots glued to little action but countless commercials.  The players are in on it with the advertisers and realize it is all just an attempt to snooker Joe Sixpack into spending his last 3 dollars on whatever useless consumable product that is designed to hoo-doo or placate (unbeknownst to Joe Sixpack) the manipulated desires of the manufactured consent.

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Re: American football
« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2009, 05:05:07 PM »
A great game, far more compelling than scoreless soccer games and primitive, out of control rugby played by savages.. The only problem is that the delays between plays has been exacerbated by all the commercials.

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Re: American football
« Reply #5 on: February 02, 2009, 05:06:33 PM »
Hear! Hear!

I second this motion.

Have you seen my thread on this very subject?

To Advertisers it is a boon.  Mindless idiots glued to little action but countless commercials.  The players are in on it with the advertisers and realize it is all just an attempt to snooker Joe Sixpack into spending his last 3 dollars on whatever useless consumable product that is designed to hoo-doo or placate (unbeknownst to Joe Sixpack) the manipulated desires of the manufactured consent.

Yeeeess,  totally agree  ,great minds think alike . ;)

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Re: American football
« Reply #6 on: February 02, 2009, 05:17:51 PM »
Soccer is popular only because EXTREMELY POOR PEOPLE everywhere can play it.  They roll up socks in duct tape and kick it around.  Then they run around a field for 3 hours and score 2 or 3 goals.  yeah, talk about exciting ::)

brown people can't afford to play american football, true story.

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Re: American football
« Reply #7 on: February 02, 2009, 05:29:51 PM »
dont like it turn over.

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Re: American football
« Reply #8 on: February 02, 2009, 05:38:53 PM »
Hear! Hear!

I second this motion.

Have you seen my thread on this very subject?

To Advertisers it is a boon.  Mindless idiots glued to little action but countless commercials.  The players are in on it with the advertisers and realize it is all just an attempt to snooker Joe Sixpack into spending his last 3 dollars on whatever useless consumable product that is designed to hoo-doo or placate (unbeknownst to Joe Sixpack) the manipulated desires of the manufactured consent.

You are a fucking dullard  >:(  >:(

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Re: American football
« Reply #9 on: February 03, 2009, 01:57:07 AM »
It should be called American handball, because you mostly play with your hands. Then "soccer" could be called football which it really is.

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Re: American football
« Reply #10 on: February 03, 2009, 04:39:16 AM »
American Football takes on average about 3 hours to complete and has about 12 minutes of actual ball in play action (The average NFL game contains about 120 actual plays, which take an average of six seconds each. That's 720 seconds of play, or 12 minutes). That means that only 5% of the game is action and 95% of the game is the borefest of standing around, scratching and slapping butts, getting off and on the field and endless commericals for viagra and cialis. You spend 5 seconds watching action by which I mean fat guys in pads and lycra tights pushing each other, then minutes of complete boredom followed after.
The only people who would even dream of objecting to this interpretation of this most boring of sports are Americans, the same way only the Japanese will object to the notion of Sumo Wrestling being boring. But whether its American football or Sumo wrestling, they are both played by fatasses and both are incredibly boring and look incredibly gay, hence will never become popular outside their nations of origin. Its plain and simple and the whole world agrees on it, AMerican football is boring, tedious and a pussy version of rugby.

 ;D ;D ;D

Yep, guys like Larry Fitzgerald, Ray Lewis, Derrick Brooks, and Brandon Jacobs are real porkers.  ::)

Let a rugby guy get drilled by Adrian Wilson and he'll get carted off on a stretcher. Furthermore, football isn't exclusively an American sport as the Canadian Football League is actually older than the National Football League.

Soocer is a borefest in the USA, because we have better things to do than watch guys run around for up to 90 minutes with almost no scoring done. Not to mention the obligatory drama kings overselling injuries to try and pick up cheap penalty.


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Re: American football
« Reply #11 on: February 03, 2009, 04:46:43 AM »
In America soccer is for "guys" who aren't man enough to play football.

In America rugby is for drunken frat boys to play at the club level in college.

That is all, dismissed.

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Re: American football
« Reply #12 on: February 03, 2009, 05:06:43 AM »
Hear! Hear!

I second this motion.

Have you seen my thread on this very subject?

To Advertisers it is a boon.  Mindless idiots glued to little action but countless commercials.  The players are in on it with the advertisers and realize it is all just an attempt to snooker Joe Sixpack into spending his last 3 dollars on whatever useless consumable product that is designed to hoo-doo or placate (unbeknownst to Joe Sixpack) the manipulated desires of the manufactured consent.
LOL. Get off your Noam Chomsky high horse, TA.  ;)

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Re: American football
« Reply #13 on: February 03, 2009, 05:33:05 AM »
I love how all rugby girls feel they have to try and cut down football to defend rugby. if football is so terrible why is it becoming mainstream in so many more countries now?



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Re: American football
« Reply #14 on: February 03, 2009, 06:35:32 AM »
When i play tackle football , im hurt for like 5 days after that.... but i could play soccer everyday and feel no where close the soreness...

hahah @ ppl trying to make fun of football....football rulez



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Re: American football
« Reply #15 on: February 03, 2009, 06:57:31 AM »
Well I am lucky to have played both Football and Rugby. Football and the Div II level and Rugby at the USA Div I level, which is one level below Super League. I played guard while in college and tight-head prop for my Rugby squad.

I've been involved in this argument since I first steped foot on the pitch and it's similar to the MMA vs Boxing debate. In other words complete bullshit.

Both sports require top level, well-rounded athletes. Anyone that says differently is the same guy sniffing butts from sideline and never played anything.

Football is more of a physical chess match. We had to learn hundreds of plays and variations and make pre-snap calls as well as mid-play rotations. Rugby required much less thinking but more reaction. Because you can't block or be in front if the ball you have to be aware of the field at all times because one or two wrong passes and you go from offense to defense and must completely change your position and play style.

I loved playing football and love playing Rugby today, but they are very different sports. Living in the US, most American don't realize how big Rugby to the rest of the World. But still 100+ million people watching the Superbowl says a lot too.

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Re: American football
« Reply #16 on: February 03, 2009, 07:01:39 AM »
you guys need to get a life or enjoy whatever is left of it....hope this helps

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Re: American football
« Reply #17 on: February 03, 2009, 07:04:25 AM »
Nothing beats watching 20 guys fondle each other in a scrum that moves two feet over the course of 10 seconds, then is reset and done again because the ball came out the side and not the back.  ::)

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Re: American football
« Reply #18 on: February 03, 2009, 07:15:03 AM »
Yep, guys like Larry Fitzgerald, Ray Lewis, Derrick Brooks, and Brandon Jacobs are real porkers.  ::)

Let a rugby guy get drilled by Adrian Wilson and he'll get carted off on a stretcher. Furthermore, football isn't exclusively an American sport as the Canadian Football League is actually older than the National Football League.

Soocer is a borefest in the USA, because we have better things to do than watch guys run around for up to 90 minutes with almost no scoring done. Not to mention the obligatory drama kings overselling injuries to try and pick up cheap penalty.



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Re: American football
« Reply #19 on: February 03, 2009, 07:30:13 AM »

Football is more of a physical chess match. We had to learn hundreds of plays and variations and make pre-snap calls as well as mid-play rotations. Rugby required much less thinking but more reaction. Because you can't block or be in front if the ball you have to be aware of the field at all times because one or two wrong passes and you go from offense to defense and must completely change your position and play style.

Have played both and that's about right. Rugby's got that unplanned constant action and frenzy that's also typical of earlier sports like soccer. Football's more strategic and measured, especially the US pro version. Rugby equipment or lackthereof relative to football is essentially something like early football with leather helmets before all the enhancements in protection.

The heavier guys still have to be in somewhat better shape and lighter to play rugby because of the constant flow. There's still room for some preplanned plays, for example plays off the scrum which is like the line of scrimmage.

As far as injuries, you're going to get more bones broken in football given the heavier weights including additional weight of the equipment and greater bursts of speed over shorter periods of time. More gashes, cuts and gouging in a more primal sport like Rugby that hasn't got a lot of protection.

Lots of similarities tho, as you'd expect since football evolved from from Rugby and Soccer in Canada and the US. Japan also plays college football.

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Re: American football
« Reply #20 on: February 03, 2009, 07:50:43 AM »
I love how all rugby girls feel they have to try and cut down football to defend rugby. if football is so terrible why is it becoming mainstream in so many more countries now?



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its not getting mainstream anywhere, only american ex pats and a few handfull of weirdos will ever follow it outside of the US... football(soccer) is the only sport that matters in every country barring america and canada, and it does have a lot to do with bein able to be played by the very poor, all u need is a ball and thats it.

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Re: American football
« Reply #21 on: February 03, 2009, 07:52:31 AM »
American Football takes on average about 3 hours to complete and has about 12 minutes of actual ball in play action (The average NFL game contains about 120 actual plays, which take an average of six seconds each. That's 720 seconds of play, or 12 minutes). That means that only 5% of the game is action and 95% of the game is the borefest of standing around, scratching and slapping butts, getting off and on the field and endless commericals for viagra and cialis. You spend 5 seconds watching action by which I mean fat guys in pads and lycra tights pushing each other, then minutes of complete boredom followed after.
The only people who would even dream of objecting to this interpretation of this most boring of sports are Americans, the same way only the Japanese will object to the notion of Sumo Wrestling being boring. But whether its American football or Sumo wrestling, they are both played by fatasses and both are incredibly boring and look incredibly gay, hence will never become popular outside their nations of origin. Its plain and simple and the whole world agrees on it, AMerican football is boring, tedious and a pussy version of rugby.

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Re: American football
« Reply #22 on: February 03, 2009, 07:53:56 AM »
its not getting mainstream anywhere, only american ex pats and a few handfull of weirdos will ever follow it outside of the US... football(soccer) is the only sport that matters in every country barring america and canada, and it does have a lot to do with bein able to be played by the very poor, all u need is a ball and thats it.

I am also not aware of it becoming more mainstream worldwide, it is really an American thing with a few fans worldwide. Only reason I knew it was the superbowl was as American TV said so, I don't think anyone follows it here at all.

As you said, only soccer really is the worldwide sport.

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Re: American football
« Reply #23 on: February 03, 2009, 08:19:59 AM »
American football: very large powerful men doing exceptional athletic things at very quick  and fast speeds. A game suited for American fans who like the sudden impact of controlled violence.

Played D-1 for 4 years and a little Rugby during off season for football. So have a taste for both. Where I was born Rugby is number one, also played by powerful 230lb men. No doubt about it, American football requires a lot more thinking and strategy than most other sports. So many football games are lost by mental mistakes than anything else. Can be near an intellectual pursuit, when played at it's best.
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Re: American football
« Reply #24 on: February 03, 2009, 08:46:06 AM »
American Football takes on average about 3 hours to complete and has about 12 minutes of actual ball in play action (The average NFL game contains about 120 actual plays, which take an average of six seconds each. That's 720 seconds of play, or 12 minutes). That means that only 5% of the game is action and 95% of the game is the borefest of standing around, scratching and slapping butts, getting off and on the field and endless commericals for viagra and cialis. You spend 5 seconds watching action by which I mean fat guys in pads and lycra tights pushing each other, then minutes of complete boredom followed after.
The only people who would even dream of objecting to this interpretation of this most boring of sports are Americans, the same way only the Japanese will object to the notion of Sumo Wrestling being boring. But whether its American football or Sumo wrestling, they are both played by fatasses and both are incredibly boring and look incredibly gay, hence will never become popular outside their nations of origin. Its plain and simple and the whole world agrees on it, AMerican football is boring, tedious and a pussy version of rugby.

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Rugby players are inferior athletes to NFL players.  Same with soccer players.