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gallon of water per day = pissing every 30 minutes
« on: February 23, 2009, 09:31:08 AM »
Everytime i try drink a ton of water, i end up needing to piss every half hour.

Weak bladder? How much do you all drink?


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Re: gallon of water per day = pissing every 30 minutes
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2009, 09:34:47 AM »
If you drink urine, will you piss water?

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Re: gallon of water per day = pissing every 30 minutes
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2009, 10:03:27 AM »
ask soundness

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Re: gallon of water per day = pissing every 30 minutes
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2009, 10:09:06 AM »
pictures or it didn't happen.
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Re: gallon of water per day = pissing every 30 minutes
« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2009, 10:11:37 AM »
i alway have a bottle next to my bed to pee in it at night, otherwise i have to walk to the toilet maybe 6 times a night.

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Re: gallon of water per day = pissing every 30 minutes
« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2009, 10:18:19 AM »
i alway have a bottle next to my bed to pee in it at night, otherwise i have to walk to the toilet maybe 6 times a night.


Have you ever pissed out of an open window? It's quite liberating and you feel alpha male because normal rules of society are being ignored.
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Re: gallon of water per day = pissing every 30 minutes
« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2009, 10:25:07 AM »

Have you ever pissed out of an open window? It's quite liberating and you feel alpha male because normal rules of society are being ignored.

yes, i do that in the summer...

It's easier than walking to the bathroom

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Re: gallon of water per day = pissing every 30 minutes
« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2009, 10:26:35 AM »
I hate having to piss after I blow a load.
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Re: gallon of water per day = pissing every 30 minutes
« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2009, 10:49:36 AM »
If you drink urine, will you piss water?

dude thats deep

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Re: gallon of water per day = pissing every 30 minutes
« Reply #9 on: February 23, 2009, 11:43:47 AM »


Some tips:

1) Don't wear a belt or button fly jeans.
2) Take care in walking into a public place that is several degrees warmer than outside.
3) Know where the bathrooms in your town are equipped w/the most stalls/urinals to minimize the chance of you waiting for an opening.
4) When in doubt, wear dark pants.

Good luck :)

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Re: gallon of water per day = pissing every 30 minutes
« Reply #10 on: February 23, 2009, 11:51:29 AM »
If you drink urine, will you piss water?

Soundness to address this......in 3...........2.........1

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Re: gallon of water per day = pissing every 30 minutes
« Reply #11 on: February 23, 2009, 04:12:08 PM »

Some tips:

1) Don't wear a belt or button fly jeans.
2) Take care in walking into a public place that is several degrees warmer than outside.
3) Know where the bathrooms in your town are equipped w/the most stalls/urinals to minimize the chance of you waiting for an opening.
4) When in doubt, wear dark pants.

Good luck :)


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Re: gallon of water per day = pissing every 30 minutes
« Reply #12 on: February 23, 2009, 04:19:58 PM »
Agree.  Drinking too much water means planning your entire day around where you can take a piss... and you're forever asking shopkeepers if they have a toilet you can use and then going outside and pissing on the side of their store while hoping a cop doesn't show up if they say no, because you know damn well there's a toilet back there and they're just being a prick.  Add creatine and fuggetaboutit.

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Re: gallon of water per day = pissing every 30 minutes
« Reply #13 on: February 23, 2009, 04:24:58 PM »
Agree.  Drinking too much water means planning your entire day around where you can take a piss... and you're forever asking shopkeepers if they have a toilet you can use and then going outside and pissing on the side of their store while hoping a cop doesn't show up if they say no, because you know damn well there's a toilet back there and they're just being a prick.  Add creatine and fuggetaboutit.
epic carrying an empty gallon milk container to pee in. :-X

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Re: gallon of water per day = pissing every 30 minutes
« Reply #14 on: February 23, 2009, 04:42:55 PM »
epic carrying an empty gallon milk container to pee in. :-X

Have actually witnessed.  My x's grandfather got the old man crazies and everyone went to his house to clean it up and pack up his shit for the nursing home.  Among the other things he had been hoarding (pie tins stacked 3 feet high, newspapers for the last 15 years), he had jug after jug of piss.  Ugh, a nasty business.  :-X

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Re: gallon of water per day = pissing every 30 minutes
« Reply #15 on: February 24, 2009, 10:45:08 AM »
Moved to the Injury board ???

hoping a cop doesn't show up


Just tell him your father was in a Red Chinese Prison and he'll let you go.


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Re: gallon of water per day = pissing every 30 minutes
« Reply #16 on: February 24, 2009, 06:01:45 PM »
Moved to the Injury board ???


Just tell him your father was in a Red Chinese Prison and he'll let you go.




I've done some judo with a lot of cops in the club, so I learned that it's best to just put cops on the ground as quick as possible and secure a choke or joint lock.  This will earn you respect in the cop's eyes.  All these police brutality beatings you hear about?  Guy just wanted to wrassle a little bit.

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Re: gallon of water per day = pissing every 30 minutes
« Reply #17 on: February 25, 2009, 06:37:20 AM »
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Re: gallon of water per day = pissing every 30 minutes
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Re: gallon of water per day = pissing every 30 minutes
« Reply #19 on: April 11, 2009, 12:24:36 PM »
Have actually witnessed.  My x's grandfather got the old man crazies and everyone went to his house to clean it up and pack up his shit for the nursing home.  Among the other things he had been hoarding (pie tins stacked 3 feet high, newspapers for the last 15 years), he had jug after jug of piss.  Ugh, a nasty business.  :-X



LMAO!!!!!...why was he hoarding piss????...that's hilarious!!!!!

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Re: gallon of water per day = pissing every 30 minutes
« Reply #20 on: April 11, 2009, 12:27:49 PM »
i alway have a bottle next to my bed to pee in it at night, otherwise i have to walk to the toilet maybe 6 times a night.




I commend you for being able to drink a gallon a day of water.....it's tough to do....but that's the reason you have to piss all the time.....but you may also have diabetes as well....one of the first signs of diabetes is constant urination and thirst...it could mean your blood glucose levels are way too high

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Re: gallon of water per day = pissing every 30 minutes
« Reply #21 on: April 11, 2009, 07:01:01 PM »


LMAO!!!!!...why was he hoarding piss????...that's hilarious!!!!!

Who can say.  The dude was pretty ancient and his mind was beginning to sail away.  When I spied the first few jugs I wanted to think it was a convenience thing, like he knew he was too frail to make it to the toilet easily so made sure he had a jug nearby, but by the time I had poured out the 30th jug or so (no one else would touch them but pretended like they didn't know it was a milk jug full of month old urine  ::)) I had to admit there was something keeping this guy from getting rid of the stuff.  Along the same lines as Goldmember saving his peelings in the skin box.

Thanks for bumping that memory.  I am deeply traumatized by it.  :-X

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Re: gallon of water per day = pissing every 30 minutes
« Reply #22 on: April 11, 2009, 09:21:43 PM »
Who can say.  The dude was pretty ancient and his mind was beginning to sail away.  When I spied the first few jugs I wanted to think it was a convenience thing, like he knew he was too frail to make it to the toilet easily so made sure he had a jug nearby, but by the time I had poured out the 30th jug or so (no one else would touch them but pretended like they didn't know it was a milk jug full of month old urine  ::)) I had to admit there was something keeping this guy from getting rid of the stuff.  Along the same lines as Goldmember saving his peelings in the skin box.

Thanks for bumping that memory.  I am deeply traumatized by it.  :-X




dude..so am I!!!

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Re: gallon of water per day = pissing every 30 minutes
« Reply #23 on: April 11, 2009, 11:19:57 PM »

Have you ever pissed out of an open window? It's quite liberating and you feel alpha male because normal rules of society are being ignored.

HAHA

I do that all the time, no lie.

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Re: gallon of water per day = pissing every 30 minutes
« Reply #24 on: November 18, 2009, 08:16:44 AM »
Have actually witnessed.  My x's grandfather got the old man crazies and everyone went to his house to clean it up and pack up his shit for the nursing home.  Among the other things he had been hoarding (pie tins stacked 3 feet high, newspapers for the last 15 years), he had jug after jug of piss.  Ugh, a nasty business.  :-X



bump for the term///''oldman crazies''...

keep an empty gatorade bottle with you in your car..if you are good enough you could even piss while driving..
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