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Ursus · « **Reply #175 on:** April 19, 2009, 05:35:24 PM »

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You: hey
You: so where you from
Stranger: germany
Stranger: and u?
You: i thought so
You: you smell of fucking bacon and stale beer
Stranger: lol
Stranger: moron
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Ursus · « **Reply #176 on:** April 19, 2009, 05:36:42 PM »

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Stranger: asl
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just_a_pilgrim · « **Reply #177 on:** April 19, 2009, 08:27:36 PM »

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You: i like candy
You: do you like candy
Stranger: age/sex/loction
Stranger: kinda
You: 7/female/at home
Stranger: 7???
Stranger: so little???
You: i'm very anvanced
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just_a_pilgrim · « **Reply #178 on:** April 19, 2009, 08:41:19 PM »

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Stranger: why do you hate me?
You: well i don't
You: it was my brother
You: he said all that
Stranger: why are you yelling?
You: sorry i'll be quieter
Stranger: the whole fucking world is yelling
You: so how would u like some fine grade Columbian Marching Powder
Stranger: syre
Stranger: what does it do
You: It makes you think very fast
You: It comes free with a signed CD of Shakira
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You: So you can shake your booty
Stranger: you can keep the cd
You: ahhhh
You: your probably some faggy ass beyonce fan
Stranger: guilty
You: damm
You: she ugly girl
You: why you like her
Stranger: cuz she eats chicken
You: true goes straight to her thighs
You: So r u into Muscle Bears
Stranger: ...yeah why not
You: well because their big hairy and like the cock
You: if you're into that
Stranger: i'm so tired
You: up all night getting fucked?
Stranger: ask your mother
Stranger: oh burn
You: really she was doing the fucking?
You: Wow she never told me
You: i could have had so much fun
Stranger: maybe you should have asked
You: true
You: but i was too busy with my father
Stranger: fishing?
You: well ...... sure
You: he did have a long rod
Stranger: that's pretty important when you're fishing
Stranger: did he have fresh bait?
You: well i was only 8
You: so yes
Stranger: it's good to bond with your father at a young age
Stranger: i never spent enough time with my dad
You: really? Well he probably had a hot secretary
You: and you were an ugly kid
Stranger: i don't see what that has to do with anything
You: no-one who looks good uses the internet
You: it's only for ugly people
Stranger: then you're ugly too
You: damm
You: major self owning
Stranger: you got leveled
You: it's ok
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mass 04 · « **Reply #179 on:** April 19, 2009, 08:47:36 PM »

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Stranger: hello
You: ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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mass 04 · « **Reply #180 on:** April 19, 2009, 08:48:45 PM »

I think i caught pumphard

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Stranger: So can you tell me where you live?
You: have a seat
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just_a_pilgrim · « **Reply #181 on:** April 19, 2009, 08:50:08 PM »

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mass 04 · « **Reply #182 on:** April 19, 2009, 08:51:15 PM »

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Stranger: PIY PIY
You: AINT NUTTIN BUT A PEANUT
Stranger: No
You: LIGHT WEIGHT!!!!
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You: YEAH BUDDY!!!!!!

Army of One · « **Reply #183 on:** April 19, 2009, 08:51:48 PM »

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Stranger: asl?
You: 96/m/pakistan
You: you?
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mass 04 · « **Reply #184 on:** April 19, 2009, 08:54:13 PM »

HAHAH

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Stranger: Yo
Stranger: whats up home-slice?
You: WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO?
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You: HOW MUCH?
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You: YOU'RE MOM IS CHEAPER
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You: ??
Stranger: stop yelling at me
Stranger: also, I am not mom
You: WHY THE HATE?
Stranger: fuckin' hell anon
You: MELTDOWN
Stranger: nobody loves you
Stranger: not even anon loves you
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just_a_pilgrim · « **Reply #185 on:** April 19, 2009, 08:58:55 PM »

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Army of One · « **Reply #186 on:** April 19, 2009, 08:59:27 PM »

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Stranger: im a guy
You: me too, my name is vince goodrum, im a 31year old bodybuilder
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Stranger: i wanna lose my man boobs
Stranger: and im embarrase
Stranger: any ideas
Stranger: ?
You: yes, i have an awesome chest, my partner queen vissy tells me i have no gyno
You: and loves to suck my teets
Stranger: what
You: would you like to join us in a 3some?
Stranger: no im not gay
You: thats ok, i dont discriminate
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just_a_pilgrim · « **Reply #187 on:** April 19, 2009, 08:59:49 PM »

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You: Can you refer to me as 'bitch'
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mass 04 · « **Reply #188 on:** April 19, 2009, 09:04:43 PM »

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You: nothin u?
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You: wear something nice
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You: soiled?
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You: IS BIGBOBS THERE?
You: SHARMA?
You: SWAMI?
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You: HMMMM

Dballn247 · « **Reply #189 on:** April 19, 2009, 09:27:21 PM »

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You: my nuts are aching
You: iching
Stranger: SORRY TO HEAR
Stranger: that
You: i think its the new underwear
You: fooking polyester crap
Stranger: so....wear the old ones
You: sold em
You: on the internet
You: got good money for em
Stranger: er...
You: some queers will buy anything
Stranger: i got many thing on the internet
You: I lol thinking that someone is smelling them
You: perhaps someone might try to frame me for a rape and leave my undies at the scene
You: damn I'm scared now
You: It was a good idea at first
You: now.......
You: not so good
Stranger: what ara you thinking about
You: police
Stranger: crazy?
You: a little
You: stopped taking my meds
Stranger: ...
You: what other websites do you go to?
Stranger: many
You: I'm Avesher from getbig.com
Stranger: actually...
You: you should check it out
Stranger: i cant understand what you said vwry well
Stranger: i'am chinese
Stranger: engilish is not very well
You: do you know muscle center?
You: he is from Taiwan?
You: what do you think of Taiwan?
You: are you from one China?
Stranger: it's just a island
Stranger: i have no sense of politic
You: I hear ya, what do you do?
Stranger: editor
You: what do you sell on the internet?
Stranger: i buy on the internet
You: want some underwear?
You: I'll give a discount
Stranger: no..i dont need
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Eisenherz · « **Reply #190 on:** April 19, 2009, 09:27:32 PM »

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You: MAYBE LATER
Stranger: true asshole
Stranger: gender...
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just_a_pilgrim · « **Reply #191 on:** April 19, 2009, 09:28:01 PM »

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You: mutherfucker
Stranger: hi!
You: BOOM
Stranger: BOOM..?
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Stranger: haha, should i be scared?
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You: I KNOW BITCHES ALL DEM BITCHES GET DA TERRIFIED DA BOOM
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Stranger: a drug?
You: Only the best pre-workout drink ever
You: EVER!@
Stranger: ever?!
Stranger: i don't work out!
You: YES BITCH EVER@!
Stranger: haha, you are so pumped!
You: THAT"S FROM THE PLASMOSISITOSIS BITCH

You: PUMPS YOU UP MORE THAN SCHOOL ON SATURDAY!
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You: last week i was 140 pound weakling
You: now i'm 145 pounds of pussy wreaking terror
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You: ONLY TO YOU
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You: who do you think is better Dorian or Ronnie
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You: of Terror
You: That DEM BITCHES RUN AND HIDE FROM OH YEH THEY KNOW I"M A COMING BITCHES!@!!!!!
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camelisator · « **Reply #192 on:** April 19, 2009, 09:28:19 PM »

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just_a_pilgrim · « **Reply #193 on:** April 19, 2009, 09:37:11 PM »

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Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: plasmosis
Stranger: ?
You: That's right guy
You: plas-mutherfucking-mosis
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just_a_pilgrim · « **Reply #194 on:** April 19, 2009, 09:52:22 PM »

fuck i'm hooked

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Stranger: hey
You: hey
You: you from getbig
Stranger: whats up
Stranger: no
You: not much
Stranger: im from new york
You: just sitting around drinking my plasmosis and getting fucking huge
You: new york? new york?
Stranger: yeah
You: sweet
You: whats going on today
Stranger: well its nite now
You: oh ok
You: about to go out and score some hookers/
Stranger: all the time
Stranger: hahaha
You: fucking awesome
You: hey you know what
Stranger: yup
You: if you kill them you don't have to pay
Stranger: hahahahaha
Stranger: trust me i know
You: seriously i saw it in Grand Theft auto

ksa_triceps · « **Reply #195 on:** April 20, 2009, 06:36:59 AM »

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You: hey
Stranger: hi
Stranger: cool
You: how are you dear sir?
Stranger: I'm good , thanks and you ?
You: i'm just as good
Stranger: what a pleasure to hear
You: thank you.
You: where are you from?
Stranger: do like booze , tits , or good music ?
Stranger: germany
You: i like them all
Stranger: You sound like a snobish brit
Stranger: true ?
You: why would you think i'm brit?
Stranger: dunno the way you talk
You: i'm from saudi arabia
Stranger: hmm , ok
You: unlucky guess eh?
You: so how does it feel to be aryan?
Stranger: oh unfortunately i have black hair
Stranger: but to bring the nazi reference as soon you hear germany = win
You: have you heard of a guy called dennis wolf?
Stranger: never gets old ....
Stranger: nope
Stranger: who's that ?
You: aryans are a race, nothing to do with nazis = fail
You: dennis wolf is the best bodybuilder in germany at the moment
Stranger: just googled it , looks ugly imo
You: haha
You: would you not want to be that big
Stranger: you're interrested in those things ?
You: i am a bodybuilder so yes
Stranger: you know what is said about bodybuilder's dicks ?!
You: have you not watched porn?
Stranger: no...
You: it's mostly us and we've got huge ones
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The Showstoppa · « **Reply #196 on:** April 20, 2009, 07:37:13 AM »

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You: hello, what can I do to bring out my glute/ham tie-ins?
Stranger: glute/ham tie-ins?
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The Showstoppa · « **Reply #197 on:** April 20, 2009, 07:42:41 AM »

I'm retiring on this one....my work is done.

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You: hello
Stranger: hellooo (:
You: do you like bodybuilding?
Stranger: what?
Stranger:

You: Arnold
Stranger: aaaaaa, no.
You: why not?
Stranger: i dont know. : D you?
You: yes, oiled up men in thongs is intoxicating

Stranger: okay.
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Butterbean · « **Reply #198 on:** April 20, 2009, 07:44:58 AM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on April 20, 2009, 07:42:41 AM

I'm retiring on this one....my work is done.

It's smart to go out on a high note, T-Bone.

Andy Griffin · « **Reply #199 on:** April 20, 2009, 03:42:34 PM »

Quote from: STella on April 20, 2009, 07:44:58 AM

It's smart to go out on a high note, T-Bone.

I wish I had taken that route as well:

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You: flavor flav!!

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