Stranger: imma shemale
You: salutations
You: good
You: massive schlong?
You: massive tits?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: 8 gallons
You: elaborate
Stranger: yeah
You: Have you ever drunk elephants piss from the glove compartment of a 1960's Ford Mustang?
You: if not then you have not lived my learned Ladyboy
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: yes i have
You: Good, you have passed the first test, now insert 4 fingers into your rectum and scream for me!
Stranger: FUUUUCKK
You: Do it!
Stranger: i just did it
You: HARDER!
Stranger: AWWWWWWWWWW! HURTS
You: In the name of filth make it bleed!
Stranger: i'm not fuckin goatse!½
You: Insolence will not be tolerated, re-insert said fingers, post haste!
Stranger:
You: Do it!
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AA!
You: Good, now get some ice cubes and insert 16 into you ass, this will soothe the pain
You: you go now and relax, you worked hard tonight
Stranger: oh thanks