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Would you hit it?
« on: April 28, 2009, 09:19:27 AM »
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Re: Would you hit it?
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2009, 09:41:11 AM »
Yes, ive always had a place in my heart for JFK

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Re: Would you hit it?
« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2009, 01:22:36 PM »
Mike Brady was gay



so that'd be a no


I reckon  8)

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Re: Would you hit it?
« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2009, 07:57:35 PM »
he looks like a perv

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Re: Would you hit it?
« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2009, 08:47:59 PM »
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Re: Would you hit it?
« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2009, 08:51:16 PM »
once a perv always a perv, even in death.  He's probably wishing he was a zombie necropheliac

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Re: Would you hit it?
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2009, 06:17:10 AM »
When I watched the show I thought he was cute...cuter than the boys.  Had no idea about the gay thing till I was an adult.
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Re: Would you hit it?
« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2009, 08:04:02 AM »
When I watched the show I thought he was cute...cuter than the boys.  Had no idea about the gay thing till I was an adult.

Are you talking about Mike Brady, ...or Alice?  :P
I don't care if Sam was on the scene and she cried her eyes out at every breakup, ...we know the truth about Alice.  :-X
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Re: Would you hit it?
« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2009, 08:17:36 AM »
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since i never watched the show i have no idea what's going on.

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Re: Would you hit it?
« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2009, 02:18:29 PM »
My name should be removed from the list of approved male posters for this shit.  ;D
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Re: Would you hit it?
« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2009, 03:34:00 PM »
Are you talking about Mike Brady, ...or Alice?  :P
I don't care if Sam was on the scene and she cried her eyes out at every breakup, ...we know the truth about Alice.  :-X

What was going on with Alice  ???
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Re: Would you hit it?
« Reply #11 on: April 29, 2009, 04:00:14 PM »
What was going on with Alice  ???

You couldn't tell?
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Re: Would you hit it?
« Reply #12 on: April 29, 2009, 09:31:20 PM »
she's lesbian.  Again, i'm lost.

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Re: Would you hit it?
« Reply #13 on: April 30, 2009, 07:39:39 AM »
she's lesbian.  Again, i'm lost.

Did she ever come out of the closet?


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Re: Would you hit it?
« Reply #14 on: April 30, 2009, 07:45:15 AM »
Did she ever come out of the closet?

I dunno, just guessing. lol. 

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Re: Would you hit it?
« Reply #15 on: May 03, 2009, 03:10:58 PM »
Are you talking about Mike Brady, ...or Alice?  :P
I don't care if Sam was on the scene and she cried her eyes out at every breakup, ...we know the truth about Alice.  :-X

I always pictured Sam and Alice in bed, trying to make love but being clumsy and making wisecracks to each other like, "Sam, I've seen bigger weiners on a cocktail plate."

I used to fantasize about Alice, and in those fantasies, she never had any limbs.

I also used to wonder if the kids ever walked in on Mom and Pop racing submarines.
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Re: Would you hit it?
« Reply #16 on: May 03, 2009, 03:25:29 PM »
I always pictured Sam and Alice in bed, trying to make love but being clumsy and making wisecracks to each other like, "Sam, I've seen bigger weiners on a cocktail plate."

I used to fantasize about Alice, and in those fantasies, she never had any limbs.

I also used to wonder if the kids ever walked in on Mom and Pop racing submarines.

wth with the limbs?

and racing submarines?

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Re: Would you hit it?
« Reply #17 on: May 03, 2009, 03:29:34 PM »
wth with the limbs?

and racing submarines?

Racing submarines is a somewhat antiquated euphamism for having marital relations.

I can't explain my fascination with limbless domestic workers. 

I just wonder what Carol said when she walked into the garage and saw Mike and the boys dressed in identical leather harnesses, faces red from amyl nitrate, as Mike explained the customs of ancient Greece to the boys.
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Re: Would you hit it?
« Reply #18 on: May 03, 2009, 03:30:47 PM »
Andy Griffin is freaking me out
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Re: Would you hit it?
« Reply #19 on: May 03, 2009, 03:31:19 PM »
me too!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Would you hit it?
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Re: Would you hit it?
« Reply #21 on: May 03, 2009, 03:41:36 PM »
Andy Griffin is freaking me out

What freaks me out, years later, is that the entire gay thing was played out over the course of the series.  One moment that stands out was when Peter (before he became "Phil Packer" ... Jeebus, has there EVER been a more thinly veiled homosexual reference?) inadvertently shot stream after stream of oil into Mr. Martinelli's face, leading to his termination from the bike shop.  Poor Bobby had to sleep underneath that reprobate.

Speaking of Bobby, the other red flag moment is when Roberto the Magnificent had saved Greg from injury and got to accompany him on a date to the drive in movie...he furiously pumped an umbrella while the covertible top was coming down, penetrating the canvas numerous times while Greg was trying to grab the gusto with Sherwood Schwarz's real-life daughter.
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Re: Would you hit it?
« Reply #22 on: May 03, 2009, 03:43:45 PM »
What freaks me out, years later, is that the entire gay thing was played out over the course of the series.  One moment that stands out was when Peter (before he became "Phil Packer" ... Jeebus, has there EVER been a more thinly veiled homosexual reference?) inadvertently shot stream after stream of oil into Mr. Martinelli's face, leading to his termination from the bike shop.  Poor Bobby had to sleep underneath that reprobate.

Speaking of Bobby, the other red flag moment is when Roberto the Magnificent had saved Greg from injury and got to accompany him on a date to the drive in movie...he furiously pumped an umbrella while the covertible top was coming down, penetrating the canvas numerous times while Greg was trying to grab the gusto with Sherwood Schwarz's real-life daughter.

Oh man I think it's somewhat disturbing that I'm laughing :-[
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Re: Would you hit it?
« Reply #23 on: May 03, 2009, 03:45:52 PM »
Oh man I think it's somewhat disturbing that I'm laughing :-[

My deep thoughts about Diff'rent Strokes and Saved By The Bell are even more disturbing.
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Re: Would you hit it?
« Reply #24 on: May 03, 2009, 03:47:02 PM »
My deep thoughts about Diff'rent Strokes and Saved By The Bell are even more disturbing.
I think I need to log off now :-X
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