I love asparagus. But i hate aspara-pee. You know that funk nasty smell when you pee after eating it.
well sometimes at a restaurant you have to use the restroom. THe smell permates, or if you have someone over. It's embarassing if they get a whiff.
Along those lines...you ever follow somebody into a public restroom and they just tore it up...then when you leave someone else comes in and they look at you like you're responsible? I know it happened to Elaine on Seinfeld but I'm sure it happens all the time in real life as well.