Part XII
Branch stands over one of the aliens as it writhes in pain and confusion on the floor. Branch grasps the collar of the cosmic geek's uniform and, with one hand, pulls it up and onto it's feet. Branch pulls the laser pistol out of the gray's holster and sticks it into the unhappy alien's mouth. "Now suck on this bitch," says Branch, "You're gonna take me to the control room or I'm gonna blow the head off your fuckin' shoulders." Branch pulls the gun out of the freak's mouth and places it against the alien's temple, and begins to march it through the doorway and into the corridor. You trail behind the bodybuilder as the alien guide leads the way towards the control room, gun to his head. "Branch," a female voice with a Russian accent calls out, "vill you take me vith you back to ze earth?" You look over and see a voluptuous woman alien calling over to Branch. She is all tits and ass, with blond hair, light blue skin, dressed in an expensive red evening gown. In her hand is a cigarette in a long black holder. "Sorry, baby. I'm married," replies Branch. "Did I not mean anything to you, Branch?" she asks, eyes swelling with tears. "You needed servicing, sweetheart, and I did the job. Nothing more nothing less. Now I've got to go. Good luck, babe, " says Branch. Sobbing now, she cries out "Damn you Earthling! You brought me to a climax I'll never have again if I search the darkest corners of the Galaxy, and now you vant to just throw me avay!" Branch ignores the hysterical bitch and keeps marching the captive alien towards the control room. All of a sudden...you scream Look out Branch!...