Im saying that the losing out on a hot young piece of tail to a 40yr old juiced out of his mind for the past 20 years 190lbs unemployed writer is the worst part of this whole story.
everything you say would be true except that an entertaining guy beats out a boring as a farm-caught muscleshark every time, all other things being equal (neither guy being wealthy).
But let's not jump the shark to any conclusions. Evan, John, the skank, and both men's respective fiancées will be given the opportunity to set the record straight.
We shall not pass any judgement, as a testosterone-laden man cannot be legally held responsible for his wandering penis.