Typical lib answer....I read the first post and knowing liberals I just knew they would try and make a case for it. It's not like you're not predictable or anything 
Not answering the question asked, but answering the question you wanted to be asked!? Is your IQ above body temperature, Coach. No wonder you've made a mockery of the institution of marriage.
Coach's Wife: 'Coach? Would you pick up some milk on the way home from work?'
Coach: 'Typical Lib answer. Milk is Socialist. You're so predictable.'