Jean Claude Van Damme Hits On Reporter Mid Interview

[The RedMeatKid]

Jean-Claude Van Damme did a Q&A with Newsweek's Sarah Ball, and at the end of the interview he stops answering questions about his new film "JCVD" and starts hitting on her instead. Van Damme, 48 and 5'9, is currently married to his fifth wife.

Newsweek reporter is in bold.

I really opened myself up in "JCVD." I peeled back the skin of the fruit, cut the pulp and then took that very hard seed. In this film I cut that hard seed, and inside that seed was a kind of liquid cream substance of the man I am, or the woman you are.

OK --
It was like being naked--I would love to be naked in front of you.

Well, I --
Not being naked being naked. I say such things in Hong Kong and they thought I was being a crazy Frenchman. Being naked of protection.

So you ' ve no regrets at all?
Believe me--I've done very good stuff and very crazy stuff, and I don't regret the crazy stuff. So are you in New York?

Yes, I am.
And are you 27, or 32?

I ' m 22.Oh, f---. That is very young. Will you come to the premiere?

I don ' t know. When is it?
I don't know. You will wear all black, a black dress and high heels?

Uh --
You can come find me, I will be the one with the very broad shoulders, dark hair and a simple suit. We can have some champagne, you and me.

[njflex]

jnn in 3.2.1

[dan18]

Jean-Claude Van Damme did a Q&A with Newsweek's Sarah Ball, and at the end of the interview he stops answering questions about his new film "JCVD" and starts hitting on her instead. Van Damme, 48 and 5'9, is currently married to his fifth wife.

Newsweek reporter is in bold.

I really opened myself up in "JCVD." I peeled back the skin of the fruit, cut the pulp and then took that very hard seed. In this film I cut that hard seed, and inside that seed was a kind of liquid cream substance of the man I am, or the woman you are.

OK --
It was like being naked--I would love to be naked in front of you.

Well, I --
Not being naked being naked. I say such things in Hong Kong and they thought I was being a crazy Frenchman. Being naked of protection.

So you ' ve no regrets at all?
Believe me--I've done very good stuff and very crazy stuff, and I don't regret the crazy stuff. So are you in New York?

Yes, I am.
And are you 27, or 32?

I ' m 22.Oh, f---. That is very young. Will you come to the premiere?

I don ' t know. When is it?
I don't know. You will wear all black, a black dress and high heels?

Uh --
You can come find me, I will be the one with the very broad shoulders, dark hair and a simple suit. We can have some champagne, you and me.

And whats the problem hes a man with needs 

[Tapeworm]

I really opened myself up in "JCVD." I peeled back the skin of the fruit, cut the pulp and then took that very hard seed. In this film I cut that hard seed, and inside that seed was a kind of liquid cream substance of the man I am, or the woman you are.

Haha, if this is a genuine quote I just became a fan.

[MORTALCOIL]

"T'as pas besoin d'un flash quand tu photographies un lapin qui a déjà les yeux rouges." JC Van Damme

Real quote during a TV show if i recall correctly.
Translation: "Youn don't need to use the flash when you're taking a picture of a rabbit whose already got red eyes."

[johnnynoname]

jnn in 3.2.1

that's right cuz JCVD is my man

he is the reason I am what I am


yes, HE IS THE REASON I AM WHAT I AM...him and howard stern

[spinnis]

that's right cuz JCVD is my man

he is the reason I am what I am


yes, HE IS THE REASON I AM WHAT I AM...him and howard stern

you're a sexy version of artie.

[johnnynoname]

you're a sexy version of artie.

cuz i'm a sexy trainwreck, right?

[Tapeworm]

"T'as pas besoin d'un flash quand tu photographies un lapin qui a déjà les yeux rouges." JC Van Damme

Real quote during a TV show if i recall correctly.
Translation: "Youn don't need to use the flash when you're taking a picture of a rabbit whose already got red eyes."

I had no idea! 

[spinnis]

cuz i'm a sexy trainwreck, right?

yes, and you can joke about yourself.

I forgot the (no homo) in the first post

[johnnynoname]

yes, and you can joke about yourself.

I forgot the (no homo) in the first post

cool

for a sec, i thought that you meant i looked like artie but only "sexier" 

however, this is very sexy from the fat man

[MORTALCOIL]

"If you're dreaming you're sleeping in your sleep, then you have to wake up twice to get up!"-JCVD

[JaggyShortBuff]

JCVD is the f*ckin man!!! I remember watching him on MTV spring break in the 90's talking about how much he loves his wife and then later that night he was snorting coke getting drunk and fucking a couple of hot college girls. A true man's man!

[dr.chimps]

Let's not forget Broadway Joe when you talk about people hitting on reporters mid-interview.

[uberman09]

"T'as pas besoin d'un flash quand tu photographies un lapin qui a déjà les yeux rouges." JC Van Damme

Real quote during a TV show if i recall correctly.
Translation: "Youn don't need to use the flash when you're taking a picture of a rabbit whose already got red eyes."

francais? 

[MORTALCOIL]

francais? 

Oui.

[uberman09]

t'es d'ou?

[MORTALCOIL]

t'es d'ou?

Paris.

[uberman09]

Paris.

 

la nouvelle capitale de l'afrique donc 

[MORTALCOIL]

 

la nouvelle capitale de l'afrique donc 

Ca s'en rapproche, oui. 
Surtout l'est de Paris.
Et toi, d'où es-tu?

[johnnynoname]

not to interupt this French lesson but the "incident" posted in the initial post of this thread was a "big deal" on the internet for some odd reason.

van damme is a movie star (YES- he is) and movie stars ask out women
.  I don't know why everyone was so shocked

[HTexan]

"If you're dreaming you're sleeping in your sleep, then you have to wake up twice to get up!"-JCVD

LOL that has happen to me.

[The RedMeatKid]

That bitch will be there at the premier, and JCVD will bang her.

[Nails]

[Kwon]

Male moviestar asking a female out.

How revolutionary!