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my experience housesitting
« on: March 17, 2010, 07:12:09 PM »
I just got back from housesitting a few hours ago. It was the best few days Ive had in a long time.
The house I stayed at was soooo nice.
The bed I slept in was a large king size and I think the matress was one of those fancy ones where they balance the wine glass on it in the commercials. The pillows((yes plural, there were 4 pillows on it) took some time to get used to them, and I wished I had brought my pillow to use instead. The sheets were very soft and comforting, and the quilt was great. It was very thick and soft. I worried about getting my pimple creme on it overnight from my face, but I used a smaller amount because my face was clear. There was a bathroom connected to the bedroom and it was sooo nice. It was very large, had a large whirlpool tub in it, the toilet only would run for a few secs after it was flushed, and the counter top was large at the sink. The shower was incredible. It was gigantic and seemed like it was the size of my kitchen. It was glass doors all around so I could see myself in the sink mirrors across from it.It didnt even leak on the floor no matter where the shower head was. The shower had all these nice carved tiles in it. It was like out of a mtv cribs episode.
Sleeping was so great. I got to go to bed real early each night, and I never got woken up. No noisy neighbors...no loud music...no weird noises...no noisy cars outside.
I was lucky the power did not go out during the storm. i got to order pizza delivery on Sat and I got to put the pizza box up on the coffee table as i watched tv...lol the last time i had a coffee table was ...NEVER
i even got to put my keys on the dining room table...for some reason it just felt cool to do that...on monday night i ate dinner at the dining room table...very very cool...im so used to eating either in my car, bed, or on my sofa.
i get to go back tuesday to housesit and i cant wait.
When i got back home today iw as pissed off...water bottles on the floor...my damn toilet runs all the time...the neighbors are still loud and i can hear the tv through the walls...too much dust, and i hate being in my tiny little shower
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Re: my experience housesitting
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2010, 07:15:36 PM »
Cheer up.  Since today is the 17th, I'm sure your welfare check showed up while you were gone.   :D

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Re: my experience housesitting
« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2010, 07:16:18 PM »
Good stuff, Gene. You'll have a better one of your own someday 8)

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Re: my experience housesitting
« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2010, 07:18:27 PM »
gees... what woman would want to be involved with all this  :-\

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Re: my experience housesitting
« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2010, 07:31:59 PM »
Uncle gene,

How much did they pay you to house sit?

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Re: my experience housesitting
« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2010, 07:37:51 PM »
I just got back from housesitting a few hours ago. It was the best few days Ive had in a long time.
The house I stayed at was soooo nice.
The bed I slept in was a large king size and I think the matress was one of those fancy ones where they balance the wine glass on it in the commercials. The pillows((yes plural, there were 4 pillows on it) took some time to get used to them, and I wished I had brought my pillow to use instead. The sheets were very soft and comforting, and the quilt was great. It was very thick and soft. I worried about getting my pimple creme on it overnight from my face, but I used a smaller amount because my face was clear. There was a bathroom connected to the bedroom and it was sooo nice. It was very large, had a large whirlpool tub in it, the toilet only would run for a few secs after it was flushed, and the counter top was large at the sink. The shower was incredible. It was gigantic and seemed like it was the size of my kitchen. It was glass doors all around so I could see myself in the sink mirrors across from it.It didnt even leak on the floor no matter where the shower head was. The shower had all these nice carved tiles in it. It was like out of a mtv cribs episode.
Sleeping was so great. I got to go to bed real early each night, and I never got woken up. No noisy neighbors...no loud music...no weird noises...no noisy cars outside.
I was lucky the power did not go out during the storm. i got to order pizza delivery on Sat and I got to put the pizza box up on the coffee table as i watched tv...lol the last time i had a coffee table was ...NEVER
i even got to put my keys on the dining room table...for some reason it just felt cool to do that...on monday night i ate dinner at the dining room table...very very cool...im so used to eating either in my car, bed, or on my sofa.
i get to go back tuesday to housesit and i cant wait.
When i got back home today iw as pissed off...water bottles on the floor...my damn toilet runs all the time...the neighbors are still loud and i can hear the tv through the walls...too much dust, and i hate being in my tiny little shower

Maybe you can move in with them and be there butler or do choires around the house to pay for living there?  Sounds like heaven on earth, a real nice shower, clean beds, coffee table and dining room.  Do they drive new cars?

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Re: my experience housesitting
« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2010, 07:57:34 PM »
Cheer up.  Since today is the 17th, I'm sure your welfare check showed up while you were gone.   :D

That's not cool. It's nice someone can appreciate the stuff some people take for granted.

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Re: my experience housesitting
« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2010, 08:06:35 PM »
I just got back from housesitting a few hours ago. It was the best few days Ive had in a long time.
The house I stayed at was soooo nice.
The bed I slept in was a large king size and I think the matress was one of those fancy ones where they balance the wine glass on it in the commercials. The pillows((yes plural, there were 4 pillows on it) took some time to get used to them, and I wished I had brought my pillow to use instead. The sheets were very soft and comforting, and the quilt was great. It was very thick and soft. I worried about getting my pimple creme on it overnight from my face, but I used a smaller amount because my face was clear. There was a bathroom connected to the bedroom and it was sooo nice. It was very large, had a large whirlpool tub in it, the toilet only would run for a few secs after it was flushed, and the counter top was large at the sink. The shower was incredible. It was gigantic and seemed like it was the size of my kitchen. It was glass doors all around so I could see myself in the sink mirrors across from it.It didnt even leak on the floor no matter where the shower head was. The shower had all these nice carved tiles in it. It was like out of a mtv cribs episode.
Sleeping was so great. I got to go to bed real early each night, and I never got woken up. No noisy neighbors...no loud music...no weird noises...no noisy cars outside.
I was lucky the power did not go out during the storm. i got to order pizza delivery on Sat and I got to put the pizza box up on the coffee table as i watched tv...lol the last time i had a coffee table was ...NEVER
i even got to put my keys on the dining room table...for some reason it just felt cool to do that...on monday night i ate dinner at the dining room table...very very cool...im so used to eating either in my car, bed, or on my sofa.
i get to go back tuesday to housesit and i cant wait.
When i got back home today iw as pissed off...water bottles on the floor...my damn toilet runs all the time...the neighbors are still loud and i can hear the tv through the walls...too much dust, and i hate being in my tiny little shower

Not sure what this has to do with bodybuilding gossip, but let this be a lesson for all you kids on this board.  This is why you work hard, get an education, and build a professional life for yourself: so you can enjoy the fruits of judicious labor.

And yes, a king size bed with fine linen is a wonderful luxury, one I do not take for granted.  Having grown used to it, I will sleep on nothing less.  Even in hotels I insist on a king sized bed.  8)

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Re: my experience housesitting
« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2010, 08:14:47 PM »
gees... what woman would want to be involved with all this  :-\
Your momma wanted it bad.
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Re: my experience housesitting
« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2010, 08:16:10 PM »
Your momma wanted it bad.
and she got it!!!!...

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Re: my experience housesitting
« Reply #10 on: March 17, 2010, 08:18:58 PM »
and she got it!!!!...

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« Reply #11 on: March 17, 2010, 08:22:43 PM »
im just picturing some pimply 17 year old sifting through some rich house wife's panty drawer then jerkin off bare-assed on her comforter 


.........or maybe that just what i woudl do


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« Reply #14 on: March 17, 2010, 08:28:18 PM »
 :-X
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« Reply #15 on: March 17, 2010, 08:30:12 PM »
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Re: my experience housesitting
« Reply #16 on: March 17, 2010, 08:59:03 PM »
I just got back from housesitting a few hours ago. It was the best few days Ive had in a long time.
The house I stayed at was soooo nice.
The bed I slept in was a large king size and I think the matress was one of those fancy ones where they balance the wine glass on it in the commercials. The pillows((yes plural, there were 4 pillows on it) took some time to get used to them, and I wished I had brought my pillow to use instead. The sheets were very soft and comforting, and the quilt was great. It was very thick and soft. I worried about getting my pimple creme on it overnight from my face, but I used a smaller amount because my face was clear. There was a bathroom connected to the bedroom and it was sooo nice. It was very large, had a large whirlpool tub in it, the toilet only would run for a few secs after it was flushed, and the counter top was large at the sink. The shower was incredible. It was gigantic and seemed like it was the size of my kitchen. It was glass doors all around so I could see myself in the sink mirrors across from it.It didnt even leak on the floor no matter where the shower head was. The shower had all these nice carved tiles in it. It was like out of a mtv cribs episode.


Please tell me this was the guest bed and bath and not the homeowner's.  :-\
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« Reply #17 on: March 17, 2010, 09:03:38 PM »

Please tell me this was the guest bed and bath and not the homeowner's.  :-\

of course not......he soiled the finest sheets in the house!!!!!!

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« Reply #18 on: March 17, 2010, 10:32:45 PM »

Please tell me this was the guest bed and bath and not the homeowner's.  :-\


This is why I don't use housesitters!   :-X

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Re: my experience housesitting
« Reply #19 on: March 17, 2010, 11:24:53 PM »
Not sure what this has to do with bodybuilding gossip, but let this be a lesson for all you kids on this board.  This is why you work hard, get an education, and build a professional life for yourself: so you can enjoy the fruits of judicious labor.

And yes, a king size bed with fine linen is a wonderful luxury, one I do not take for granted.  Having grown used to it, I will sleep on nothing less.  Even in hotels I insist on a king sized bed.  8)

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Re: my experience housesitting
« Reply #20 on: March 18, 2010, 01:14:20 AM »
Gene, sorry your life sucks so much compared to these home owners.  Keep working hard, save up and get a great job so you too can one day afford a nice house with all the luxuries. 

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« Reply #22 on: March 18, 2010, 01:56:21 AM »
That was a nice little deal to read. I don't know why.

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Re: my experience housesitting
« Reply #23 on: March 18, 2010, 03:30:42 AM »
I just got back from housesitting a few hours ago. It was the best few days Ive had in a long time.
The house I stayed at was soooo nice.
The bed I slept in was a large king size and I think the matress was one of those fancy ones where they balance the wine glass on it in the commercials. The pillows((yes plural, there were 4 pillows on it) took some time to get used to them, and I wished I had brought my pillow to use instead. The sheets were very soft and comforting, and the quilt was great. It was very thick and soft. I worried about getting my pimple creme on it overnight from my face, but I used a smaller amount because my face was clear. There was a bathroom connected to the bedroom and it was sooo nice. It was very large, had a large whirlpool tub in it, the toilet only would run for a few secs after it was flushed, and the counter top was large at the sink. The shower was incredible. It was gigantic and seemed like it was the size of my kitchen. It was glass doors all around so I could see myself in the sink mirrors across from it.It didnt even leak on the floor no matter where the shower head was. The shower had all these nice carved tiles in it. It was like out of a mtv cribs episode.
Sleeping was so great. I got to go to bed real early each night, and I never got woken up. No noisy neighbors...no loud music...no weird noises...no noisy cars outside.
I was lucky the power did not go out during the storm. i got to order pizza delivery on Sat and I got to put the pizza box up on the coffee table as i watched tv...lol the last time i had a coffee table was ...NEVER
i even got to put my keys on the dining room table...for some reason it just felt cool to do that...on monday night i ate dinner at the dining room table...very very cool...im so used to eating either in my car, bed, or on my sofa.
i get to go back tuesday to housesit and i cant wait.
When i got back home today iw as pissed off...water bottles on the floor...my damn toilet runs all the time...the neighbors are still loud and i can hear the tv through the walls...too much dust, and i hate being in my tiny little shower
That had to hurt Gene going back home, I'll bet you wish you had never stayed there now then you wouldnt have known the difference.

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Re: my experience housesitting
« Reply #24 on: March 18, 2010, 06:53:12 AM »
I worried about getting my pimple creme on it overnight from my face, but I used a smaller amount because my face was clear.

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