Does anyone ever get their SO gag gifts?

[drkaje]

Last week DGF got a haircut* and was complaining about her hair being poofy.... I got her one of those black power afro picks with a peace sign in the middle, LOL!

*No stella, I didn't notice. Zip it!!

[Princess L]

Last week DGF got a haircut* and was complaining about her hair being poofy.... I got her one of those black power afro picks with a peace sign in the middle, LOL!

*No stella, I didn't notice. Zip it!!

lol
At first, I misread the post and thought it said you got her a big afro wig  which I thought was pretty funny, but might hurt her feelings.  The comb  maybe a snicker 

[drkaje]

lol
At first, I misread the post and thought it said you got her a big afro wig  which I thought was pretty funny, but might hurt her feelings.  The comb  maybe a snicker 

She only had an inch or three cut off so it wasn't noticeable.

[ToxicAvenger]

got my girl a burka once


nuff said

[benchmstr]

got my girl a burka once


nuff said

...and your gonna give her a kidney.....under any other circumstances that would be weird as hell.......your a good bro for that...

bench

[ToxicAvenger]

...and your gonna give her a kidney.....under any other circumstances that would be weird as hell.......your a good bro for that...

bench

i'm engaged to be married (there...its out!)


actually...gonna do a kidney swap...there is a program where i give mine to someone and someone else gives her theirs as a match

mine is not a match


i dont consider it a big deal....sooo 1 less glass of wine here n there...no more 'juice' ever and i'll live 4 yrs less...in the big scheme of things...no biggie <shrug>  ....actually it'd be kinda cool to be awake for it and watch the process...but i doubt that will happen

[benchmstr]

i'm engaged to be married (there...its out!)


actually...gonna do a kidney swap...there is a program where i give mine to someone and someone else gives her theirs as a match

mine is not a match


i dont consider it a big deal....sooo 1 less glass of wine here n there...no more 'juice' ever and i'll live 4 yrs less...in the big scheme of things...no biggie <shrug>  ....actually it'd be kinda cool to be awake for it and watch the process...but i doubt that will happen

4 years for me would not be good.......i plan on dying at 30...and i turn 26 next month...oh well...all of my loved ones would be taken care of if i dropped dead typing this post....

by the way.......congrats on the engagement bro......DONT FUCK IT UP!!!!!

BENCH

[ToxicAvenger]

by the way.......congrats on the engagement bro......DONT FUCK IT UP!!!!!

BENCH

not a chance...i rarely even acknowledge the presence of other women....unless i'm forced to do so while teaching..work..etc...

usually if a girl approaches...and i dont know her...it seriously annoys me...cause its usually at a coffee shop(they have caffeine ) or the library while i'm studying...

as if the ear plugs i have on aren't a dead give away for ...i dont wanna be bothered

[benchmstr]

not a chance...i rarely even acknowledge the presence of other women....unless i'm forced to do so while teaching..work..etc...

usually if a girl approaches...and i dont know her...it seriously annoys me...cause its usually at a coffee shop(they have caffeine ) or the library while i'm studying...

as if the ear plugs i have on aren't a dead give away for ...i dont wanna be bothered

i would think women would run from you in public places since.....ummm....you know.....9/11

 
bench

[Helena]

Last week DGF got a haircut and was complaining about her hair being poofy.... I got her one of those black power afro picks with a peace sign in the middle, LOL!

LOL

[ToxicAvenger]

i would think women would run from you in public places since.....ummm....you know.....9/11

 
bench

LMAO!   actually once in ocean city maryland some girl randomly came up to me and asked me " err are you italian"

my response " umm ok we'll go with that"
right after 911 i used to openly say that that damn osama cockblocked me for life

[drkaje]

i'm engaged to be married (there...its out!)


actually...gonna do a kidney swap...there is a program where i give mine to someone and someone else gives her theirs as a match

mine is not a match


i dont consider it a big deal....sooo 1 less glass of wine here n there...no more 'juice' ever and i'll live 4 yrs less...in the big scheme of things...no biggie <shrug>  ....actually it'd be kinda cool to be awake for it and watch the process...but i doubt that will happen

How many pages is the pre-nup?

[Migs]

i generally just gag them.  works better IMO

[drkaje]

i generally just gag them.  works better IMO

Thought you wore the gag.

[ToxicAvenger]

How many pages is the pre-nup?

0


i have not been a divorced yet doc...i still believe in love....unlike yer ass


OUCH!

[drkaje]

0


i have not been a divorced yet doc...i still believe in love....unlike yer ass


OUCH!

I'm not surprised, LOL!

This precaution has nothing to do with being divorced or believing in love. By your reasoning people shouldn't buy car insurance unless planning on an accident or health insurance when well. Pre-nups are relationship insurance.

Being a romantic is no excuse for failing show your siblings some consideration. If things go wrong, which happens more than 50% of the time, they'll have to hire lawyers in the US and Pakistan because you failed to act responsibly.

I'd never, ever... ever consider marriage without a pre-nup. Failing to have one would for whatever lame reason (i.e., romantic, fear of difficult conversation, threat of break-up, etc...) would be shirking the responsibility to protect my children's interests.

Your parents are young enough to fix things but putting them in that position really makes no sense considering it could be avoided.

Steph says "Hi!", "Congrats!", and we'll probably see you in June.

[ToxicAvenger]

I'm not surprised, LOL!

This precaution has nothing to do with being divorced or believing in love. By your reasoning people shouldn't buy car insurance unless planning on an accident or health insurance when well. Pre-nups are relationship insurance.

Being a romantic is no excuse for failing show your siblings some consideration. If things go wrong, which happens more than 50% of the time, they'll have to hire lawyers in the US and Pakistan because you failed to act responsibly.

I'd never, ever... ever consider marriage without a pre-nup. Failing to have one would for whatever lame reason (i.e., romantic, fear of difficult conversation, threat of break-up, etc...) would be shirking the responsibility to protect my children's interests.

Your parents are young enough to fix things but putting them in that position really makes no sense considering it could be avoided.

Steph says "Hi!", "Congrats!", and we'll probably see you in June.

remember the pf changs we ate that...well her dads company built that mall(white flint mall)...her brother just sold his ferrari for fucks sake .....she is wayyyy richer than i am.......

tell steph i said "hi"!   and june it is....lemme know a week in advance if possible...

[drkaje]

remember the pf changs we ate that...well her dads company built that mall(white flint mall)...her brother just sold his ferrari for fucks sake .....she is wayyyy richer than i am.......

tell steph i said "hi"!   and june it is....lemme know a week in advance if possible...

All the better reason to have something in writing, LOL!

We'll let you know three weeks in advance.