i hear that the worst part about wearing AXE is telling your parents that you are gay
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bench
i use brut after shave daily (thats it)...i DONT use AXE...i dont stink for gawds sake

.....my mom showed up the other day with AXE and gave it to me, happy like she had discovered the next coming of christ.....she ws soo happy at discovering AXE

and she actually thought it ws a substitute to colongue

sooo i took it to keep her feelings...

its been sitting there for a few weeks