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Re: me and my sister...
« Reply #25 on: April 10, 2010, 03:22:36 PM »
I have a sniper match in the morning...but the sun whipped my ass today, so I'm not going......I will be at one next weekend anyways...

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Re: me and my sister...
« Reply #26 on: April 10, 2010, 03:22:56 PM »
Its either the smartest, or stupidest thing I ever done...

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Wait a minute!  Don't do anything rash!!  We'll talk about it when you have more time!



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Re: me and my sister...
« Reply #27 on: April 10, 2010, 03:23:11 PM »
Im in for a party at bench's house...I'll make chickpea and edamme salad...and quacamole of course..no diet that day folks...Bench brisket is in order though

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Re: me and my sister...
« Reply #28 on: April 10, 2010, 03:23:37 PM »
It had better be an outdoor party if these chicks are gonna be wolfing down beans. :)

You got that right!


Er...if women farted but of course they don't.
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Re: me and my sister...
« Reply #29 on: April 10, 2010, 03:24:13 PM »
I might be having a huge engagement party at my house in the near future...

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Re: me and my sister...
« Reply #30 on: April 10, 2010, 03:31:13 PM »
Some lady in this mobile bar at the range I am sitting in just bought me a "bass" beer.....this stuff taste like shit!!!

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« Reply #31 on: April 10, 2010, 03:31:57 PM »
Some lady in this mobile bar at the range I am sitting in just bought me a "bass" beer.....this stuff taste like shit!!!

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Re: me and my sister...
« Reply #32 on: April 10, 2010, 03:39:28 PM »
She decided to sit at the same table as me now.....I wish courtney, or my sister would come save me from this situation...so I don't have to tell her some bullshit for a clean escape...cause this chair is comfortable...

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Re: me and my sister...
« Reply #33 on: April 10, 2010, 03:40:15 PM »
Some lady in this mobile bar at the range I am sitting in just bought me a "bass" beer.....this stuff taste like shit!!!

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Too skunky (the beer)?
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Re: me and my sister...
« Reply #34 on: April 10, 2010, 03:41:59 PM »
No...its just a gross beer....I am just going to chug it, and get a corona extra, and a shiner to make this horrible taste leave my mouth...

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Re: me and my sister...
« Reply #35 on: April 10, 2010, 03:44:00 PM »
What is a shiner?
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« Reply #36 on: April 10, 2010, 03:45:41 PM »
Shiner is a beer brewed in shiner texas.....it is made from the sweet, sweet souls of angels...and gives me a hardon thinking about it!!!

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Re: me and my sister...
« Reply #37 on: April 10, 2010, 03:51:33 PM »
Oh dear!
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Re: me and my sister...
« Reply #38 on: April 10, 2010, 03:51:44 PM »
Shiner is a beer brewed in shiner texas.....it is made from the sweet, sweet souls of angels...and gives me a hardon thinking about it!!!

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« Reply #39 on: April 10, 2010, 03:54:24 PM »
You should get one...they are kickass!!!.. My sister is going to get me some shirt from shiner on her way home on monday......my sister told the lady to go away...I am once again at peace!!!

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« Reply #40 on: April 10, 2010, 03:57:32 PM »
You should get one...they are kickass!!!.. My sister is going to get me some shirt from shiner on her way home on monday......my sister told the lady to go away...I am once again at peace!!!

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Do you have some odd cooter allergy? Every time you post about chicks (other than your sis and the tattoo chick) there's a rush to get away from them.

Chick buys me a beer and I'm halfway to putting out, LOL! When single, of course.

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Re: me and my sister...
« Reply #41 on: April 10, 2010, 04:00:22 PM »
Cause if a blonde or red head speaks to me....I am not interested...

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Re: me and my sister...
« Reply #42 on: April 10, 2010, 04:38:36 PM »
What is a shiner?
you poor poor soul you  :'(


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« Reply #43 on: April 10, 2010, 04:48:00 PM »
Cause if a blonde or red head speaks to me....I am not interested...

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Re: me and my sister...
« Reply #44 on: April 10, 2010, 05:39:41 PM »
They're all the same color inside, Bench.
yeah....but in order to talk to them i have to acknowledge their horrible disfiguration of not having black, or brown hair...

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« Reply #45 on: April 10, 2010, 05:47:49 PM »
you poor poor soul you  :'(


it truly is heartbreaking :'(

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Re: me and my sister...
« Reply #46 on: April 10, 2010, 06:33:21 PM »
My local beverage shop didn't have Shriner beer. It's probably milked from the breasts of angels. :'( :'(

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« Reply #47 on: April 10, 2010, 06:36:14 PM »
My local beverage shop didn't have Shriner beer. It's probably milked from the breasts of angels. :'( :'(
it is indeed....im drinking one right now!!!

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Re: me and my sister...
« Reply #48 on: April 10, 2010, 07:03:18 PM »
it is indeed....im drinking one right now!!!

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good ish on the competition, where was it at?

and I will be enjoying mine here shortly  ;D

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Re: me and my sister...
« Reply #49 on: April 10, 2010, 07:12:24 PM »
good ish on the competition, where was it at?

and I will be enjoying mine here shortly  ;D
it was around dallas in the middle of nowhere...

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