Author Topic: Are you healthy and in shape? Or just a walking heart attack?  (Read 8217 times)

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 Can you run a mile in 6 minutes or less?

 Can you hike up a 3000 foot mountain?

 Can you bicycle 60 miles in one day?

 Can you touch your toes without bending your knees?

 Can you do a handstand?

 Can you play basketball for a solid hour?

 Or are you just a permabulker walking around like an elephant who can't do shit? 
 
 Personally I would rather be able to do all of these things and be 170 pounds, than be a 260 pound ogre who can't do any of these things.

 Some people here seem to think that being "in shape" is directly related to how hyyyooooge your arms are bro! Well, that's just not true. Sorry fat boy.

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Re: Are you healthy and in shape? Or just a walking heart attack?
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2010, 07:46:02 AM »
Can you run a mile in 6 minutes or less?

 Can you hike up a 3000 foot mountain?

 Can you bicycle 60 miles in one day?

 Can you touch your toes without bending your knees?

 Can you do a handstand?

 Can you play basketball for a solid hour?

 Or are you just a permabulker walking around like an elephant who can't do shit? 
 
 Personally I would rather be able to do all of these things and be 170 pounds, than be a 260 pound ogre who can't do any of these things.

 Some people here seem to think that being "in shape" is directly related to how hyyyooooge your arms are bro! Well, that's just not true. Sorry fat boy.
i can do all that shit.....but i refuse to play basketball for an hour.......shit is boring...

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Re: Are you healthy and in shape? Or just a walking heart attack?
« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2010, 07:54:33 AM »
i can do all that shit.....but i refuse to play basketball for an hour.......shit is boring...

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 Watching basketball is boring as hell. Playing it is fun.

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Re: Are you healthy and in shape? Or just a walking heart attack?
« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2010, 07:57:29 AM »
Watching basketball is boring as hell. Playing it is fun.
nothing about basketball is fun, or interesting to me...

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Re: Are you healthy and in shape? Or just a walking heart attack?
« Reply #4 on: May 09, 2010, 07:59:36 AM »
nothing about basketball is fun, or interesting to me...

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 Well it doesn't have to be basketball.

 The question is, can you play a physically intense sport for an hour? Like Basketball, Soccer, Rugby, Water Polo or whatever you like. It's a measure of fitness.

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Re: Are you healthy and in shape? Or just a walking heart attack?
« Reply #5 on: May 09, 2010, 08:03:34 AM »
Well it doesn't have to be basketball.

 The question is, can you play a physically intense sport for an hour? Like Basketball, Soccer, Rugby, Water Polo or whatever you like. It's a measure of fitness.
yeah.......

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Re: Are you healthy and in shape? Or just a walking heart attack?
« Reply #6 on: May 09, 2010, 08:08:31 AM »
I can train with heavy weights....weights that would crush you into dust.. for 2 hours...I was playing handball with a couple of youngsters just last week at tbe high school....beat them both easily

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Re: Are you healthy and in shape? Or just a walking heart attack?
« Reply #7 on: May 09, 2010, 08:08:45 AM »
plus it sure slows things down having to climb up everytime


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Re: Are you healthy and in shape? Or just a walking heart attack?
« Reply #8 on: May 09, 2010, 08:27:03 AM »
whos standards are these lulz

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Re: Are you healthy and in shape? Or just a walking heart attack?
« Reply #9 on: May 09, 2010, 08:32:29 AM »
I can train with heavy weights....weights that would crush you into dust.. for 2 hours...I was playing handball with a couple of youngsters just last week at tbe high school....beat them both easily

 You're a real alpha male. I am like, soooooo impressed.

 I bet you would be dying if you ran up 3 or 4 flights of stairs.

 YOU are obviously all muscle, but not in shape at all.

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Re: Are you healthy and in shape? Or just a walking heart attack?
« Reply #10 on: May 09, 2010, 08:43:41 AM »
well my blood pressure was 115/70 at the doctor less than a month and all of my lipid, kidney and liver enzymes are good. so I am in fine shape according to him.

Off to the gym now tiny...have to get an early start today..its mothers day and i plan on taking my beautiful GF to brunch and then fucking her for hours....have fun tellung people how much you "dont care" all day long....LOLOLOLOL...its good to be a muscular, charismatic, handsome man like me.

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Re: Are you healthy and in shape? Or just a walking heart attack?
« Reply #11 on: May 09, 2010, 08:45:57 AM »
well my blood pressure was 115/70 at the doctor less than a month and all of my lipid, kidney and liver enzymes are good. so I am in fine shape according to him.

Off to the gym now tiny...have to get an early start today..its mothers day and i plan on taking my beautiful GF to brunch and then fucking her for hours....have fun tellung people how much you "dont care" all day long....LOLOLOLOL...its good to be a muscular, charismatic, handsome man like me.

 Well cheers to that then. Because I am also happy and living the good life over here.

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Re: Are you healthy and in shape? Or just a walking heart attack?
« Reply #12 on: May 09, 2010, 08:46:29 AM »
well my blood pressure was 115/70 at the doctor less than a month and all of my lipid, kidney and liver enzymes are good. so I am in fine shape according to him.

Off to the gym now tiny...have to get an early start today..its mothers day and i plan on taking my beautiful GF to brunch and then fucking her for hours....have fun tellung people how much you "dont care" all day long....LOLOLOLOL...its good to be a muscular, charismatic, handsome man like me.
no doubt

I wanna be Groink in my next incarnation

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Re: Are you healthy and in shape? Or just a walking heart attack?
« Reply #13 on: May 09, 2010, 08:48:47 AM »
no doubt

I wanna be Groink in my next incarnation

 Nut hugging.

 Cock riding.

 You love to do that to your buddies here.

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Re: Are you healthy and in shape? Or just a walking heart attack?
« Reply #14 on: May 09, 2010, 08:51:58 AM »
Nut hugging.

 Cock riding.

 I love to do that to my buddies here.
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Re: Are you healthy and in shape? Or just a walking heart attack?
« Reply #15 on: May 09, 2010, 08:55:11 AM »
fixed

 Very weak comeback.

 You retarded Eurotrash mother fucker.

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Re: Are you healthy and in shape? Or just a walking heart attack?
« Reply #16 on: May 09, 2010, 08:56:02 AM »
Shipsekki, please stop contradicting yourself. Before you stated that what looks healthy and/or good is a matter of perspective. You stated that some people might think powerlifters look healthy. And I quote "Its a matter of perspective" - ShipSekki.

Just because you think climbing a mountain means your healthy doesn't necessarily make it so.

Its a matter of perspective.
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« Reply #17 on: May 09, 2010, 09:01:44 AM »
Shipsekki, please stop contradicting yourself. Before you stated that what looks healthy and/or good is a matter of perspective. You stated that some people might think powerlifters look healthy. And I quote "Its a matter of perspective" - ShipSekki.

Just because you think climbing a mountain means your healthy doesn't necessarily make it so.

Its a matter of perspective.

 You read it wrong.

 I think that all the things I listed here are true measures of health and fitness.

 Some people mistakenly think that bulky 270 pounds guys are "in shape" just because they have big muscles. And this is almost always false.

 There are exceptions to every rule though.

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Re: Are you healthy and in shape? Or just a walking heart attack?
« Reply #18 on: May 09, 2010, 09:09:10 AM »
Very weak comeback.

 You retarded Eurotrash mother fucker.
you seem angry and hurt


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Re: Are you healthy and in shape? Or just a walking heart attack?
« Reply #19 on: May 09, 2010, 09:12:42 AM »
Can you run a mile in 6 minutes or less? YES

 Can you hike up a 3000 foot mountain?Im sure I could

 Can you bicycle 60 miles in one day?Yes

 Can you touch your toes without bending your knees?YES

 Can you do a handstand?Nope

 Can you play basketball for a solid hour?And break a nail, fuck that

 Or are you just a permabulker walking around like an elephant who can't do shit? [/b]LMAO no[/b]
 
 Personally I would rather be able to do all of these things and be 170 pounds, than be a 260 pound ogre who can't do any of these things.

 Some people here seem to think that being "in shape" is directly related to how hyyyooooge your arms are bro! Well, that's just not true. Sorry fat boy.

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Re: Are you healthy and in shape? Or just a walking heart attack?
« Reply #20 on: May 09, 2010, 09:15:41 AM »
Can you run a mile in 6 minutes or less? YES

 Can you hike up a 3000 foot mountain?Im sure I could

 Can you bicycle 60 miles in one day?Yes

 Can you touch your toes without bending your knees?YES

 Can you do a handstand?Nope

 Can you play basketball for a solid hour?And break a nail, fuck that

 Or are you just a permabulker walking around like an elephant who can't do shit? [/b]LMAO no[/b]
 
 Personally I would rather be able to do all of these things and be 170 pounds, than be a 260 pound ogre who can't do any of these things.

 Some people here seem to think that being "in shape" is directly related to how hyyyooooge your arms are bro! Well, that's just not true. Sorry fat boy.

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Re: Are you healthy and in shape? Or just a walking heart attack?
« Reply #21 on: May 09, 2010, 09:18:51 AM »
Can you run a mile in 6 minutes or less?

 Can you hike up a 3000 foot mountain?

 Can you bicycle 60 miles in one day?

 Can you touch your toes without bending your knees?

 Can you do a handstand?

 Can you play basketball for a solid hour?

 Or are you just a permabulker walking around like an elephant who can't do shit?  
 
 Personally I would rather be able to do all of these things and be 170 pounds, than be a 260 pound ogre who can't do any of these things.

 Some people here seem to think that being "in shape" is directly related to how hyyyooooge your arms are bro! Well, that's just not true. Sorry fat boy.


 Can you run a mile in 6 minutes or less?  No

 Can you hike up a 3000 foot mountain? No

 Can you bicycle 60 miles in one day? No

 Can you touch your toes without bending your knees? No

 Can you do a handstand? No

 Can you play basketball for a solid hour? No

 Or are you just a permabulker walking around like an elephant who can't do shit?  
Yes, to a certain extent. But I am far from an elephant.

SF 1900's question to himself.

Do I give a fuck? NO

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Re: Are you healthy and in shape? Or just a walking heart attack?
« Reply #22 on: May 09, 2010, 09:21:36 AM »
''Tiny'' is searching for stuff to prove he is better than guys that have muscles, what a bitchass gimmick

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Re: Are you healthy and in shape? Or just a walking heart attack?
« Reply #23 on: May 09, 2010, 09:26:28 AM »
within a hundred years both of us will be dead. within 1000 years both of our bodies will probably have decomposed. within a million years both of our bodies will have been seperated into individual particles and spread across the globe evenly..scattered among the sand, the mountains.... 



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Re: Are you healthy and in shape? Or just a walking heart attack?
« Reply #24 on: May 09, 2010, 09:28:00 AM »
Can you run a mile in 6 minutes or less?
 Can you hike up a 3000 foot mountain?
 Can you bicycle 60 miles in one day?
 Can you touch your toes without bending your knees?
 Can you do a handstand?
 Can you play basketball for a solid hour?
Or are you just a permabulker walking around like an elephant who can't do shit?  



Back in 2005, I was the guy on the left... 210 pounds and disgusting.  Other message boards said "good job bro, you'll be 240 pounds in no time!  Keep on plugging away" with all sorts of delusional support.  I could do none of the things above.

Getbig kept it real with me.  Told me to get my fat ass on a treadmill.  Today I'm an upper 170s twink who has abs even when not flexing.  I can do all of the thing above, easily actually.

Thanks getbig!