Author Topic: I Know Nothing About Soccer (Read 6902 times)

disturbia · « **on:** May 09, 2010, 03:37:30 PM »

but Chelsea beating Wiggan 8 to nothing to win the title has to be some kind of accomplisment

8-0 in soccer--geez

doison · « **Reply #1 on:** May 09, 2010, 03:38:41 PM »

Run around, kick a ball, repeat.
If you're really mad at someone, try to trip them when they have the ball....but be prepared to have a ref show you a colored card.

That about sums it up.

bodybuilder1234 · « **Reply #2 on:** May 09, 2010, 03:41:47 PM »

its a fun game to play, takes alot of skill to be good

lovemonkey · « **Reply #3 on:** May 09, 2010, 03:42:19 PM »

Soccer players are some of the biggest pussies I have ever seen. Fucking drama queens.

tendonitis · « **Reply #4 on:** May 09, 2010, 03:43:27 PM »

i know enough about soccer not to watch it
gayest game in history, nothing but a bunch of fags running around

Boost · « **Reply #5 on:** May 09, 2010, 03:45:13 PM »

the game allows for spontaneity often missing from the "tactical, stats based" american sports.

Skeletor · « **Reply #6 on:** May 09, 2010, 03:46:16 PM »

doison · « **Reply #7 on:** May 09, 2010, 03:47:48 PM »

Quote from: Boost on May 09, 2010, 03:45:13 PM

the game allows for spontaneity often missing from the "tactical, stats based" american sports.

Gay dance clubs allow for a lot of spontaneity as well.
Spontaneous originates from the Greek root "Spectivus," which means "walks like Peggy Bundy."

che · « **Reply #8 on:** May 09, 2010, 04:05:28 PM »

Quote from: disturbia on May 09, 2010, 03:37:30 PM

but Chelsea beating Wiggan 8 to nothing to win the title has to be some kind of accomplisment

8-0 in soccer--geez

Wiggan is a shitty team but that was quite an accomplishment

Fury · « **Reply #9 on:** May 09, 2010, 04:22:16 PM »

Quote from: Boost on May 09, 2010, 03:45:13 PM

the game allows for spontaneity often missing from the "tactical, stats based" american sports.

Spontaneity? Hahaha, 90 minutes of kicking a ball up and down a field on the hope that someone might score a goal sure is entertaining and spontaneous. Let's not forget how a guy flops around on the ground like he's dying every time someone bumps into him only to make a miraculous recovery 20 seconds after being carted off on a stretcher.

Doug_Steele · « **Reply #10 on:** May 09, 2010, 04:35:12 PM »

Quote from: che on May 09, 2010, 04:05:28 PM

Wiggan is a shitty team but that was quite an accomplishment

DROGBA IS BEST PLAYER EVER!

che · « **Reply #11 on:** May 09, 2010, 05:12:26 PM »

Quote from: Doug_Steele on May 09, 2010, 04:35:12 PM

DROGBA IS BEST PLAYER EVER!

Doug_Steele · « **Reply #12 on:** May 09, 2010, 05:13:41 PM »

Quote from: che on May 09, 2010, 05:12:26 PM

I only know that Messi wears Blue Cleats and is quick but sucks at defending.

che · « **Reply #13 on:** May 09, 2010, 05:16:05 PM »

Quote from: Doug_Steele on May 09, 2010, 05:13:41 PM

I only know that Messi wears Blue Cleats and is quick but sucks at defending.

You win

TacoBell · « **Reply #14 on:** May 09, 2010, 05:16:58 PM »

Give poor kids a ball and they will kick it.

the_steevo_uk · « **Reply #15 on:** May 09, 2010, 05:47:37 PM »

anyone who thinks football isnt a tactical sport doesnt understand the game...simple as.

However the bit about half of them being total fags that fall over far too much is true...and its getting worse, I really am getting sick of the diving and play acting, always thought it was just for the eurotrash lot, seems its beginning to infect english football as well.

I grudgingly accept that chelsea were the best side in the league this year (being a fulham fan I had to drive past them all dancing in the streets today) and deserved it. At least it wasnt Man UfuckinNited again.

che · « **Reply #16 on:** May 09, 2010, 05:52:52 PM »

Soccer players are not fags

doison · « **Reply #17 on:** May 09, 2010, 07:02:16 PM »

Quote from: che on May 09, 2010, 05:52:52 PM

Soccer players are not fags

They're less than men, but more than a woman. They're soccer players.

LatsMcGee · « **Reply #18 on:** May 09, 2010, 10:34:20 PM »

Quote from: poldaktalos on May 09, 2010, 03:46:16 PM

Whenever I sing open wide for some soccer at work only a few guys get the joke. Still brings a tear to my eyes.

kevcat · « **Reply #19 on:** May 10, 2010, 07:52:41 AM »

Quote from: BerzerkFury on May 09, 2010, 04:22:16 PM

Spontaneity? Hahaha, 90 minutes of kicking a ball up and down a field on the hope that someone might score a goal sure is entertaining and spontaneous. Let's not forget how a guy flops around on the ground like he's dying every time someone bumps into him only to make a miraculous recovery 20 seconds after being carted off on a stretcher.

As opposed to what? 'football' where the game stops every 5 seconds? Baseball where they just keep throwing and throwing all day long yawn, or basketball where no one cares about points till near the end of the game as theres so much being scored anyway

Fury · « **Reply #20 on:** May 10, 2010, 08:37:07 AM »

Quote from: kevcat on May 10, 2010, 07:52:41 AM

As opposed to what? 'football' where the game stops every 5 seconds? Baseball where they just keep throwing and throwing all day long yawn, or basketball where no one cares about points till near the end of the game as theres so much being scored anyway

It's really entertaining watching a ball get kicked up and down the field for 90 minutes on the hopes that 1 goal might be scored. Really entertaining. Throw in the massive amount of flopping that the average soccer pussy does nowadays and what you've got is a theatrical play.

G_Thang · « **Reply #21 on:** May 10, 2010, 08:41:18 AM »

in NA it's worthless that's why i played pigskin football, a girls sport. Euro, SA n the rest of the world it's REAL.

http://www.womensprosoccer.com/
BETTER PRODUCT IN NA.

i watch and go to WPS n women friendly games with my younger sister.

Fury · « **Reply #22 on:** May 10, 2010, 08:43:28 AM »

No one cares about the ugly athletes and trannies that you're obsessed with.

G_Thang · « **Reply #23 on:** May 10, 2010, 08:48:32 AM »

Quote from: Xerxes on May 10, 2010, 08:45:25 AM

Why are there so many americans that are quick to trashtalk "soccer" in every thread? I mean, if you don't like it then ok. I don't like american football, baseball, hockey and unless I'm playing with friends basketball is also boring to me. However I don't really feel a need to express how much these sports bore me. So BF, why the hate towards soccer? Do you just really really hate it? lol

the talent level in states goes into football.

Reggie Bush is nothing but the Ronaldinho of North America but guys of his level wont touch a soccer field as children...so men's soccer gets 3rd n 4th tier athletes in NA.

Fury · « **Reply #24 on:** May 10, 2010, 08:49:46 AM »

Quote from: Xerxes on May 10, 2010, 08:45:25 AM

Why are there so many americans that are quick to trashtalk "soccer" in every thread? I mean, if you don't like it then ok. I don't like american football, baseball, hockey and unless I'm playing with friends basketball is also boring to me. However I don't really feel a need to express how much these sports bore me. So BF, why the hate towards soccer? Do you just really really hate it? lol

Americans are quick to trash talk it? Anytime a thread pops up about American sports, the Eurotrash on here flood it and start singing the praises of soccer while bashing whatever American sport the thread is about. And no, I don't hate soccer. I even played it for years when I was growing up. I just don't think it's as good as the Europeans make it out to be. The World Cup is entertaining, sure, but most games are boring, drawn out affairs where the action is a bunch of dudes passing a ball around the field.

And a lot of kids play soccer growing up. AYSO and travel soccer was huge the town I group up in. It's just most transition to other sports as they get older.