mexican guy cutting my grass without permission

[HTexan]

I went to the gym before work today, i go home to shower. When i got back there was a mexican guy and girl cutting my yard. They had all their stuff in my driveway, i told him, "what are you doing? this is my driveway." He responded with, " i don't speak English." So now dude and chick are cutting my grass without permission. I think they waited until i left, becuase i normally go to work at 9am. I never have had anyone cut my grass, i do it myself. It was a little long, becuase i haven't cut it, becuase there are building a new house next to mine and are making a royal ass miss. I keep having to pick up their junk. plus the neighbor community or whatever the group is call gives you a warning before they cut it.
Mexican guy better not ask for money. 

[LurkerNoMore]

Better dig up some pesos hombre.

[Rearden Metal]

Proper GetBig etiquette is to bang the wife and have her make you a sandwich while her husband mows your yard.

[MP]

So basically you're saying, you were scared of them and didn't tell them to stop?

[pluck]

I got waken up one morning by some guys from ChemLawn a service that fertilized your lawn here in Chicagoland. I decided I didn't feel like going outside and asking them WTF they were doing. The guy come knocking on my door with some paper in hand.
I told him I didn't order any service and he probably had my house confused.

I live in a subdivision where 2 streets have the same name and street address...the only difference i live on WEST DRIVE and the other address is WEST COURT. Mail gets fucked up all the time...but at least I got a nice green lawn for a month for free.

[noworries]

I went to the gym before work today, i go home to shower. When i got back there was a mexican guy and girl cutting my yard. They had all their stuff in my driveway, i told him, "what are you doing? this is my driveway." He responded with, " i don't speak English." So now dude and chick are cutting my grass without permission. I think they waited until i left, becuase i normally go to work at 9am. I never have had anyone cut my grass, i do it myself. It was a little long, becuase i haven't cut it, becuase there are building a new house next to mine and are making a royal ass miss. I keep having to pick up their junk. plus the neighbor community or whatever the group is call gives you a warning before they cut it.
Mexican guy better not ask for money. 

Dude they saw you coming down the street.  Before that they trimming your girls bush.  Get rid of her

[Stark]

I was under the impression that in america you can beat mexicans... must have been wrong

[K-1]

let em cut it.

If they come back asking for dinero tell them to call la policia and explain to them in espanol what they were doing in your yard rendering services you didn't even request.

If they choose not to call the cops and start pulling out rakes and shovels to cause drama...

[pluck]

I was under the impression that in america you can beat mexicans... must have been wrong

HAHAHAHAHAHHA!

[G_Thang]

this thread got get the mexican "haters going" all over it.  i live in the sub-divisions, poor mexican show up like sanford n son.  definitely a g o a t b o y gimmick.  what's rusty can man?  htexan...no s##t..."h" must be houston?

[The Showstoppa]

this thread got get the mexican "haters going" all over it.  i live in the sub-divisions, poor mexican show up like sanford n son.  definitely a g o a t b o y gimmick.  what's rusty can man?  htexan...no s##t..."h" must be houston?

Could you get someone to translate that shit to english? Thanks.

[Stark]

this thread got get the mexican "haters going" all over it.  i live in the sub-divisions, poor mexican show up like sanford n son.  definitely a g o a t b o y gimmick.  what's rusty can man?  htexan...no s##t..."h" must be houston?

Did you see the new beheading video filmed by the mexican mafia?

1) Guy sits in a chair asked a bunch of questions, he looks to be a member of a rival gang, he's blindfolded and hands are tight on front of him - behind and beside him are members of a mafia organiation who look more like SWAT - Uniform Guns rifles and masks.
2) After the guy answered some questions - the one with the knife get to the back of him holds his head and says: Now you will go away from here.
Where the sucker in the chair says - " What do you mean?" (scrared voice)
Now you will have to go away from here (trying to bend his head back)
Now more scared the prisoner replies - "please don't Senor" and pulls his arms up to protect his throat - knowing what will happen.
One of the other thugs standing beside him hits him hard and fast in the kidney stunning and probably making him unconcious for a second.
The Guy with the knife makes a small carful cut to cut throught the vocal cort - and the windpipe - blood starts gushing out and the guy is drowning in his own blood.
No more cutting is done - he tries to keep him alife as long as possible - while the prisoner tries to breath through a lung filled with blood - some of the desperate breathing sounds like crying or screaming.
The knifeman starts cutting again small careful cuts - looks like he has done that before.
He comes to the spinal coart and start voilently hacking away which in reaction starts the beheaded guy jerk his arms up (reaction or was he still alife ? )
When the head is off - one of them hold the head and says:

This is what happens if you are against us...

[ManBearPig...]

Did you see the new beheading movie filmed by the mexican mafia?

1) Guy sits in a chair asked a bunch of questions, he looks to be a member of a rival gang, he's blindfolded and hands are tight on front of him - behind and beside him are members of a mafia organiation who look more like SWAT - Uniform Guns rifles and masks.
2) After the guy answered some questions - the one with the knife get to the back of him holds his head and says: Now you will go away from here.
Where the sucker in the chair says - " What do you mean?" (scrared voice)
Now you will have to go away from here (trying to bend his head back)
Now more scared the prisoner replies - "please don't Senor" and pulls his arms up to protect his throat - knowing what will happen.
One of the other thugs standing beside him hits him hard and fast in the kidney stunning and probably making him unconcious for a second.
The Guy with the knife makes a small carful cut to cut throught the vocal cort - and the windpipe - blood starts gushing out and the guy is drowning in his own blood.
No more cutting is done - he tries to keep him alife as long as possible - while the prisoner tries to breath through a lung filled with blood - some of the desperate breathing sounds like crying or screaming.
The knifeman starts cutting again small careful cuts - looks like he has done that before.
He comes to the spinal coart and start voilently hacking away which in reaction starts the beheaded guy jerk his arms up (reaction or was he still alife ? )
When the head is off - one of them hold the head and says:

This is what happens if you are against us...

Shit, i better pay my drywallers that are redoing my basement.

[Stark]

Shit, i better pay my drywallers that are redoing my basement.

Lol now the mexicans are stealing the jobs from the muslims

[G_Thang]

Could you get someone to translate that shit to english? Thanks.

nope...i only proofread when it's truly an important topic. yep...some girl n her guy cut a getbigger's grass for FREE, n the sky is falling.  thanks but no thanks...buttstoppa.

[The Showstoppa]

nope...i only proofread when it's truly an important topic. yep...some girl n her guy cut a getbigger's grass for FREE, n the sky is falling.  thanks but no thanks...buttstoppa.

haha, if you are a good boy, I'll let you detail my car. 

[G_Thang]

Did you see the new beheading video filmed by the mexican mafia?

1) Guy sits in a chair asked a bunch of questions, he looks to be a member of a rival gang, he's blindfolded and hands are tight on front of him - behind and beside him are members of a mafia organiation who look more like SWAT - Uniform Guns rifles and masks.
2) After the guy answered some questions - the one with the knife get to the back of him holds his head and says: Now you will go away from here.
Where the sucker in the chair says - " What do you mean?" (scrared voice)
Now you will have to go away from here (trying to bend his head back)
Now more scared the prisoner replies - "please don't Senor" and pulls his arms up to protect his throat - knowing what will happen.
One of the other thugs standing beside him hits him hard and fast in the kidney stunning and probably making him unconcious for a second.
The Guy with the knife makes a small carful cut to cut throught the vocal cort - and the windpipe - blood starts gushing out and the guy is drowning in his own blood.
No more cutting is done - he tries to keep him alife as long as possible - while the prisoner tries to breath through a lung filled with blood - some of the desperate breathing sounds like crying or screaming.
The knifeman starts cutting again small careful cuts - looks like he has done that before.
He comes to the spinal coart and start voilently hacking away which in reaction starts the beheaded guy jerk his arms up (reaction or was he still alife ? )
When the head is off - one of them hold the head and says:

This is what happens if you are against us...

i'm not sure why you wrote this...think this is new to south america because usa media decides to show some footage to get natives going over the recent mexican migration to the western states.

daily in south america - burnt alive in rubber tires, cops making payoffs for reveals heads, skinned alive and shot, and here is one of the best.

SAs America's Most Wanted.  

[cross-of-iron]

i'm not sure why you wrote this...think this is new to south america because usa media decides to show some footage to get natives going over the recent mexican migration to the western states.

daily in south america - burnt alive in rubber tires, cops making payoffs for reveals heads, skinned alive and shot, and here is one of the best.

SAs America's Most Wanted.  

The recent mexican migration to the western states? And yes we all know about you savages in brazil the gore sites are filled with more videos from you animals
then anywhere else.

[Kwon]

this thread got get the mexican "haters going" all over it.  i live in the sub-divisions, poor mexican show up like sanford n son.  definitely a g o a t b o y gimmick.  what's rusty can man?  htexan...no s##t..."h" must be houston?

LOL! What are you trying to say with this GThang?

Could you at least try and make it coherent?

This is not the first post you make that needs some deciphering / translation.

Not everyone understand this kind of language, try keep it in english please.

I am sure there is some kind of message in there somewhere.

[Howard]

Did you see the new beheading video filmed by the mexican mafia?

1) Guy sits in a chair asked a bunch of questions, he looks to be a member of a rival gang, he's blindfolded and hands are tight on front of him - behind and beside him are members of a mafia organiation who look more like SWAT - Uniform Guns rifles and masks.
2) After the guy answered some questions - the one with the knife get to the back of him holds his head and says: Now you will go away from here.
Where the sucker in the chair says - " What do you mean?" (scrared voice)
Now you will have to go away from here (trying to bend his head back)
Now more scared the prisoner replies - "please don't Senor" and pulls his arms up to protect his throat - knowing what will happen.
One of the other thugs standing beside him hits him hard and fast in the kidney stunning and probably making him unconcious for a second.
The Guy with the knife makes a small carful cut to cut throught the vocal cort - and the windpipe - blood starts gushing out and the guy is drowning in his own blood.
No more cutting is done - he tries to keep him alife as long as possible - while the prisoner tries to breath through a lung filled with blood - some of the desperate breathing sounds like crying or screaming.
The knifeman starts cutting again small careful cuts - looks like he has done that before.
He comes to the spinal coart and start voilently hacking away which in reaction starts the beheaded guy jerk his arms up (reaction or was he still alife ? )
When the head is off - one of them hold the head and says:

This is what happens if you are against us...

sinpers, frag grenades and even air strikes can work wonders to help them obtain a more pro USA attitude, just my thoughts 

[Mr Nobody]

I went to the gym before work today, i go home to shower. When i got back there was a mexican guy and girl cutting my yard. They had all their stuff in my driveway, i told him, "what are you doing? this is my driveway." He responded with, " i don't speak English." So now dude and chick are cutting my grass without permission. I think they waited until i left, becuase i normally go to work at 9am. I never have had anyone cut my grass, i do it myself. It was a little long, becuase i haven't cut it, becuase there are building a new house next to mine and are making a royal ass miss. I keep having to pick up their junk. plus the neighbor community or whatever the group is call gives you a warning before they cut it.
Mexican guy better not ask for money. 

Sounds like a trade off Tex if you are picking up their junk, they are cutting your grass. Say mucho gracias and no money for them.

[funk51]

I went to the gym before work today, i go home to shower. When i got back there was a mexican guy and girl cutting my yard. They had all their stuff in my driveway, i told him, "what are you doing? this is my driveway." He responded with, " i don't speak English." So now dude and chick are cutting my grass without permission. I think they waited until i left, becuase i normally go to work at 9am. I never have had anyone cut my grass, i do it myself. It was a little long, becuase i haven't cut it, becuase there are building a new house next to mine and are making a royal ass miss. I keep having to pick up their junk. plus the neighbor community or whatever the group is call gives you a warning before they cut it.
Mexican guy better not ask for money. 

just shoot em, ain't that what they do in texas legal limit two a day.

[ManBearPig...]

LOL! What are you trying to say with this GThang?

Could you at least try and make it coherent?

This is not the first post you make that needs some deciphering / translation.

Not everyone understand this kind of language, try keep it in english please.

I am sure there is some kind of message in there somewhere.

no, actually there isn't.  Spookster El Taco thinks he's some kind of a Mexican Freud, when in reality he's just a fucking dumbass who can't form a sentence.

[Devon97]

htex,

Will be interested to see how this all turns out.

[HTexan]

I left before they were done. I didn't see a bill went i got home.