Why was Chuck Norris not in The Expendables?

[Parker]

I mean, his fights were epic, he could take on a whole Vietnamese army with one handgun, one clip that never ran out of ammo. He was a beast who on, "Walker, Texas Ranger", could outrun his partner, who was a Dallas Cowboys WR, in cowboy boots whip 5 dudes asses, and then have time to dance a Texas Two step...the non inclusion of such a legendary Action hero is a slap in the face...


Or, they knew if they had him, they wouldn't be a need for anybody else...

[Nails]

Chuck Norris only kills alone

[benchmstr]

because he is too fucking brutal...

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[tendonitis]

A movie can only handle so much awesomeness at a time.
Maybe he'll be in the sequel.

[Option D]

because he is too fucking brutal...

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Quoted for Extreme Truth

[Nirvana]

fuck chuck, where's clint eastwood?

[Parker]

because he is too fucking brutal...

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I mean, they could have used a cardboard cutout, nobody would have known the difference...

Maybe the sequel will introduce him somewhere is a Vietnamese rice paddy taking on "extremists", or him torching  a Afghani poppy field, and bringing the  head of Osama back to the US to confirm the kill.

[benchmstr]

I mean, they could have used a cardboard cutout, nobody would have known the difference...

Maybe the sequel will introduce him somewhere is a Vietnamese rice paddy taking on "extremists", or him torching  a Afghani poppy field, and bringing the  head of Osama back to the US to confirm the kill.

but there wouldnt be any room for anybody else in the movie....chuck norris is a 1 man god like killing machine...

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[R.A.M.]

not enough body bags for film budget.

chuck isn't human....

[~UN_$ung~]

Chuck Norris doesn't PERFORM IN 'The Expendables"..............'The Expendables' PERFORM FOR Chuck Norris

[Wiggs]

Because if he was you wouldn't need any of the other guys.

[affeman]

Stallone said Norris, Van Damme and Seagal will be in the sequel.

[Ex Coelis]

[Parker]

Stallone said Norris, Van Damme and Seagal will be in the sequel.

Wesley Snipes, Jackie Chan, and Chow Young Fat need to be added to the list as well.

[affeman]

Imagine that tiny tit would post his pics on getbig. He would get torn apart.

[~UN_$ung~]

Stallone said Norris, Van Damme and Seagal will be in the sequel.

how about old plastic face quits while he is ahead and stops trying rape a dead horse pumping out one sequel after another


fucking enjoy you money man, enjoy your life...........stop trying to be the testosterone pumped action hero........its not  a role befitting of a guy who is almost 70


he is just trying WAY too hard

[tallgerman]

for shits sake man!

[noworries]

Chuck owns 10% of Total Gym.  Every one that is sold he makes money.  My uncle Joe had the original wooden Total Gym made back in the early 80's or late 70's.  Chuck used it way back then.  My uncle sold it to a friend of mine for $300.  He needed a way to market and sell more of them.  My uncle set him up with Chuck.  They worked out a deal.  The first year they sold millions of dollars worth.  That guy ended up selling the majority of the company to the current owners..  If you came to my booth at the Olympia a few years ago you would have seen him.  That company (EFI) does an unreal amount of business

[Natural Man]

Chuck owns 10% of Total Gym.  Every one that is sold he makes money.  My uncle Joe had the original wooden Total Gym made back in the early 80's or late 70's.  Chuck used it way back then.  My uncle sold it to a friend of mine for $300.  He needed a way to market and sell more of them.  My uncle set him up with Chuck.  They worked out a deal.  The first year they sold millions of dollars worth.  That guy ended up selling the majority of the company to the current owners..  If you came to my booth at the Olympia a few years ago you would have seen him.  That company (EFI) does an unreal amount of business

stfu alrdy for fuck sake....

[noworries]

look at these two identical 69' Z28 he had restored for himself and wife  

[noworries]

stfu alrdy for fuck sake....

hahahaha you reak with jealously.  I guess if I had to grow up like you and have your life I would be bitter too.  Sorry boy

[HTexan]

for shits sake man!

He wasn't in it cus he didn't like the char and script.

[suckmymuscle]

  Lololololool, what was he thinking Can't he understand that he has no career anymore, that he destroyed himself with cocaine? So Stallone throws him a bone, his only hope of reviving his dying career, and he rejects it by claiming that his role lacked substance? Has the cocaine induced delusions of grandeur to Jean? Dam............

SUCKMYMUSCLE

[johnnynoname]

what he was thinking was that he didn't want to get involved in a project with so many other names and cause himself to "get lost in the shuffle"


fact of the matter is that he is on a "artistic" high after "JCVD" and his reality show is gonna be very good as well

[Nails]

He was afraid to get a boner on screen when Arnie walked thru the door