Call immigration, problem solved.
Time for you to spend some time at the "Y" to make up for it....
Calvin, she can't hold you responsible.....I'm sure your mental faculties were impaired by some alcohol on the last birthday, right?
Won't fly with her....she's not human! she can go drink for drink with me,and she drinks tequila
Just do something good this weekend and play it off like you had planned it all along but now she "ruined" the surprise......
Translated = this is going to cost a lot of $$$ to fix.
Yes,buttering her up is on the menu.....I texted her twice today and she didn't respond.....she's starting to piss me off
Diamonds.
I'm thinking a very expensive bottle of wine tequila
Honestly Calvin, you know what to do.....why are you texting her like some 22yr old twink? Just ignore her for a couple of days and she will come calling....unless of course she was unimpressed with the sex......
Pure beta move. It's not like you weren't paying her hourly for her services.
Sex is great...why else would you think I care
Get newmom to talk to her. That should buy you a couple of years time.
No, I meant if she doesn't think it was all that, you might not want to try the ignore thing....... Just bustin' balls.....