John Romano Rises to the top! Marriage!

[Boost]

That's right, John's getting married!

He's just turned 50!

Landed a big money job as "marketing director" for VPX.

Now, a stunningly beautiful Law graduate half his age has proposed to him!

How can you hate on that?

[tom joad]

does she need her papers to get into the U.S. legally or something?

[Nails]

Well while he is down on her knees sucking his diick the least she could do is propose to him

[James28]

I'd fuck her.

[Parker]

Well, she needs someone to pay all that debt she's in...and she proposed...damn, this is not looking good for Romano...a 25 yr old law grad with a dude who has been bounced around more jobs than a Manpower employee....I guess they are just giving away JDs?

Edit: That chick looks like Denise Paglia in the second pic. Didn't he used to have a thing for her?

[Nails]

[Howard]

I know that JR has some ups and down in recent years. I am happy for him and hope it works out.

That's right, John's getting married!

He's just turned 50!

Landed a big money job as "marketing director" for VPX.

Now, a stunningly beautiful Law graduate half his age has proposed to him!

How can you hate on that?

[Meso_z]

Evan Stalkerpani must be melting down badly right now..

[Nails]

Evan Stalkerpani must be melting down badly right now..

Is John's "fiance" the girl he was stalking on MD?

[Benito Mutumbo]

Somebody actually calls him Big J?

[JasonH]

Somebody actually calls him Big J?

HEY - THAT'S MY NAME!! 

[Meso_z]

Is John's "fiance" the girl he was stalking on MD?

I think so. Poor Evan, he must be binging on icecream right now as we speak.

[Benito Mutumbo]

You'd think a 50 year old prune with an earring and a tattered bodybuilding shirt would be a red flag for someone as allegedly intelligent as an attorney.

[Tre]

She is attractive, but John should know, only bitches and drama queens report their 'relationship status' on Facebook.  

[Meso_z]

She is attractive, but John should know, only bitches and drama queens report their 'relationship status' on Facebook.  

and attention whores.

[lesaucer]

haha. how much cash do you guys think that skank is draining from him every week?

[Meso_z]

haha. how much cash do you guys think that skank is draining from him every week?

Im afraid its exactly the opposite..

[WillGrant]

She's pretty . good luck john 

[Robgun1]

Is John's "fiance" the girl he was stalking on MD?

No, isnt her. That was peaceful28. I have never seen anything like what Evan did. Shit.

[newmom]

She's pretty . good luck john 

she is a stunner indeed. Best of luck

[Meso_z]

No, isnt her. That was peaceful28. I have never seen anything like what Evan did. Shit.

what lead Evan to these actions?

[Azure]

She is attractive, but John should know, only bitches and drama queens report their 'relationship status' on Facebook.  

So true

and to ole girl:  Bad move.  IF you're proposing to a 50 year old man...you're in bad shape.

[Nails]

No, isnt her. That was peaceful28. I have never seen anything like what Evan did. Shit.

Is there a link to this thread/Stalking?

[johnnynoname]

unlike alot of the jabronis on this forum, I don't have a "stance" on John Romano


However, his fiance sounds like a huge pain in the ass.  I'm sorry but a girl in her mid twenties who is somewhat good looking and has a law degree has all signs pointing towards "bitch, shut the fuck up about your degree already"

[Robgun1]

what lead Evan to these actions?

Long story. Evan was friends with and had somehow become close to peaceful and decided he was in love. This went on over a year or something. He then hacked into her account and found out romano was talking to her and then had his fan boys go on a rampage of starting rumors about her. lol
Classic stuff.

Blockhead wrote this funny shit on it--

                                 The Greatest Bodybuilding Love Story Ever Untold...



   Once Upon A Time...


  In a little land called the MD.com forums. A lone fair faced healthcare worker from The Land of Lincoln stumbles upon the site by pure chance. Being a healthy cooking enthusiast and a self-proclaimed healthnut she finds sanctuary in the Cooking-Meal Prep-Recipes section. There this fair lady enjoyed spending time learning new way to grill chicken, toss salad (no pun intended) and dice tomatoes. She was the most PEACEFUL lady in the land. Eventually another found their way in that same section of the courtyard. He was known throughout the land as the Next One. The Great White Hope. The Golden Boy of MD.com The Object of King Steve Gluteman's Affections. His name... Evan The Stalkerpani.

 Evan took great interest in this PEACEFUL fair faced healthcare worker from a different land. In This Time, another not-so nobleman by the name of Schmoemano Son of John romanced his way by the power of the pen and his Shakespearean transcribes into the heart of this PEACEFUL lady as she chose his hand over the mighty sword of Evan The Stalkerpani. War ensued. Turmoil. Chaos. Tragedy.

 Evan The Stalkerpani being embarassed, humiliated beyond his expectations goes to great lengths to ridicule and dismiss the credibility of the PEACEFUL lady by ramsacking her village, raiding her hut and storming into her ancestory. The Ashamed Evan uses teams of loyal servants headed by local fool, PJ Dong to spread the word across the entire land that the PEACEFUL lady is nothing more than a whore and the daughter of a motherless goat.


 In this time, local courtyard jester and village lothario, Sir Blocketh learns of such a love tragedy. Being a FOOL for love he digs deep into the story to find out the truth and to possibly be mender of broken hearts, exposer of those who bare false witness and to bare friendly challenge to Schmoemano Son of John. Challenge is accepted as Schmoemano Son of John duels with Sir Blocketh with the love of the PEACEFUL lady is at stake. Sir Blocketh wins! Schmoemano Son of John leaves the land, Evan The Stalkerpani is exiled vowing never to return and the PEACEFUL lady reigns on forever in the Land of Lincolnvowing a blood oath never to be put in the middle of such evil and insecure un-noblemen again from this day forth.