You train in Hercules. Ask any of the bigger guys in there. They will easily be able to sort you out.
Ha ha, i can see it now.
This is to be read out loud, with a lisp:
"What's up studs? My name is Nico. Yes, I'm German. Stop it silly, I'm hardly a bratwurst down there. Anywho, who do i have to suck dry for some ephedrine around here? My thighs are absorbing everything that goes in my mouth; which reminds me, I'm meeting some dudes in the woods later. So, what's up?"