Starving to death because you were stuck behind Onlyme in line at a buffet.
Beaten to death by Mike Krzyzewski-Showstoppa
He better have A LOT of backup..... I'd beat the shoe polish out of his hair....
Died with one cookie left in the box -- SS
Died right after magically growing 4 inches - Swede
Dying tugged in between 3 johns in room 203 in the Mirage hotel - Chick
Dying with a bottle of Cherry Vanilla Vodka on the table --- Captain Insano