Walmart owning of old lady

[stormshadow]

I got my 15 lbs of lean ground beef, veg, PB and a few other items and this old lady is in front of me. 

Now I'm already expecting her to be slow, but she set a new standard when she whipped out the stack of coupons.  One of the coupons required 3 of the same item, and the scanner said she only had two.  So the dumbass cashier and the worthless old lady proceed to dig through an entire cart of bagged groceries just to confirm that the scanner was right and the worthless old lady was wong.

So then after all that is handled, she pulls out the gift card which causes further complications and delays.

After all this she leaves, no apology, nothing... After all that waiting we did because of her (prob 15 minutes)

So she ends up forgetting a few items (depends undergarments and papertowels) so the cashier puts them to the side.  My order is run and paid for and as I'm loading my car I see that the old lady is parked right next to me and I very easily could have walked over and told her that she left a few items inside.  Some guys might have even told her to wait and gone and got them for her.

But not me, I kept my mouth shut, knowing she would drive all the way home, then realize she forgot them and then have to make another trip back to the store.  I'm hoping that the added time on the road increased her chances of getting in a fatal car crash or something of that nature.

Old people should be rounded up and thrown into wood chippers...

[tallgerman]

some old people rock

I was in a cigar store and this dude was saying nothing like blah

old guy responded "there is nothing like a warm wet vagina!"

[Wingnut32]

she won't recover

[Master Blaster]

You mean you didn't do an ILS? You didn't yell out "You're holding us back!!" you didn't flex your pipes and let her know that "theses gun boats have a 12 o'clock at Golds"?

 

Squadfather is rolling over in his grave

[monstercalves]

I got my 15 lbs of lean ground beef, veg, PB and a few other items and this old lady is in front of me. 

Now I'm already expecting her to be slow, but she set a new standard when she whipped out the stack of coupons.  One of the coupons required 3 of the same item, and the scanner said she only had two.  So the dumbass cashier and the worthless old lady proceed to dig through an entire cart of bagged groceries just to confirm that the scanner was right and the worthless old lady was wong.

So then after all that is handled, she pulls out the gift card which causes further complications and delays.

After all this she leaves, no apology, nothing... After all that waiting we did because of her (prob 15 minutes)

So she ends up forgetting a few items (depends undergarments and papertowels) so the cashier puts them to the side.  My order is run and paid for and as I'm loading my car I see that the old lady is parked right next to me and I very easily could have walked over and told her that she left a few items inside.  Some guys might have even told her to wait and gone and got them for her.

But not me, I kept my mouth shut, knowing she would drive all the way home, then realize she forgot them and then have to make another trip back to the store.  I'm hoping that the added time on the road increased her chances of getting in a fatal car crash or something of that nature.

Old people should be rounded up and thrown into wood chippers...

yep.... i agree totally!      










lets get all the remaining ww2 vets and throw them into a woodchipper

also all the inventors still alive and chip them too

any teachers/lecturers and all the other people we can learn from .....we'll woodchipp them too lool



im all for it    

[Zaphod]

yep.... i agree totally!      










lets get all the remaining ww2 vets and throw them into a woodchipper

also all the inventors still alive and chip them too

any teachers/lecturers and all the other people we can learn from .....we'll woodchipp them too lool



im all for it    

HAHAHAHAHAH!!! Thats right my dawg.  Taking out the trash to the DAWG POUND!!!


AAARrrrOOOOooooooo!!! 

[monstercalves]

HAHAHAHAHAH!!! Thats right my dawg.  Taking out the trash to the DAWG POUND!!!


AAARrrrOOOOooooooo!!! 

lmaoo

[stormshadow]

lets get all the remaining ww2 vets and throw them into a woodchipper

also all the inventors still alive and chip them too

any teachers/lecturers and all the other people we can learn from .....we'll woodchipp them too lool

When they are 85 and do nothing besides shit in diapers and add nothing productive to society I'm all for it

[stormshadow]

You mean you didn't do an ILS? You didn't yell out "You're holding us back!!" you didn't flex your pipes and let her know that "theses gun boats have a 12 o'clock at Golds"?

 

Squadfather is rolling over in his grave

Nope, I did nothing to harm that lady.  Not my responsibility that she forgot her diapers.  Also not my responsibility if she fell outside and needed helped up.  I would have laughed and said:  "you should be more considerate of those that have to tolerate the inconvenience of you being alive..." then went and got an ice cream cone as she lays in a puddle on the street with a fractured hip.

[Option D]

HAHAHAHAHAH!!! Thats right my dawg.  Taking out the trash to the DAWG POUND!!!


AAARrrrOOOOooooooo!!! 

LMAO

[HTexan]

I got my 15 lbs of lean ground beef, veg, PB and a few other items and this old lady is in front of me. 

Now I'm already expecting her to be slow, but she set a new standard when she whipped out the stack of coupons.  One of the coupons required 3 of the same item, and the scanner said she only had two.  So the dumbass cashier and the worthless old lady proceed to dig through an entire cart of bagged groceries just to confirm that the scanner was right and the worthless old lady was wong.

So then after all that is handled, she pulls out the gift card which causes further complications and delays.

After all this she leaves, no apology, nothing... After all that waiting we did because of her (prob 15 minutes)

So she ends up forgetting a few items (depends undergarments and papertowels) so the cashier puts them to the side.  My order is run and paid for and as I'm loading my car I see that the old lady is parked right next to me and I very easily could have walked over and told her that she left a few items inside.  Some guys might have even told her to wait and gone and got them for her.

But not me, I kept my mouth shut, knowing she would drive all the way home, then realize she forgot them and then have to make another trip back to the store.  I'm hoping that the added time on the road increased her chances of getting in a fatal car crash or something of that nature.

Old people should be rounded up and thrown into wood chippers...

imo, i would keep that dick move to yourself.

[shossy]

Old people don't bother me, it's the freaking people that go through the speedy checkout with 100 items and hold the line up.

And one time I was checking out with ONE item, and a woman behind me kept bumping into me with her buggy as if she was gesturing that I should hurry up.  It wasn't an accident, she did it about 4 times!  So I decided to be even slower and count out change and stuff instead of using my credit card because she pissed me off lol.

[Stark]

You mean you didn't do an ILS? You didn't yell out "You're holding us back!!" you didn't flex your pipes and let her know that "theses gun boats have a 12 o'clock at Golds"?

 

Squadfather is rolling over in his grave

hahahah these gunboats hahahahahs

[kiwiol]

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[Tapeworm]

Old people don't bother me, it's the freaking people that go through the speedy checkout with 100 items and hold the line up.

And one time I was checking out with ONE item, and a woman behind me kept bumping into me with her buggy as if she was gesturing that I should hurry up.  It wasn't an accident, she did it about 4 times!  So I decided to be even slower and count out change and stuff instead of using my credit card because she pissed me off lol.

From the Getbigger's Handbook: "Is there something?"

[Thin Lizzy]

It's old bags like her that are bankrupting social security. They marry a man 5-10 years older. Drive the poor bastard into the ground, then collect his ss for like 30 years.

[cyp200la]

way to go u twink... u must be huge lmao

[cyp200la]

15 pounds of lean beaf lol.. so u hooked up with a few guys !!! stormshadow nice name what r u like 12?

[PJim]

He was obviously not thinking straight due to catabolism setting in from the lack of meal 8 of lean meat, green veg and pb.

[monstercalves]

When they are 85 and do nothing besides shit in diapers and add nothing productive to society I'm all for it

ur either not very bright or young and immature or a mixture


u have no clue how people work son


its bad people u get not alllllllll old people are bad, i have a friend who is 90 LOL ....not a lot of people can say that  ...... well people my age anyway.

this guy is sharp, still has a spring in his step and can still run a little,  hes a ww2 vet and the respect i have for him is beyond anything you can imagine.

ur opinion clearly indicates ur lack of maturity and intelligence

it seems you also have no grandparents and lack parental figures aswell

it does'nt take a genius to figure that out

[monstercalves]

Gayer than respect for the elderly

u talkin about me?

[monstercalves]

I wouldn't dare "monstercalves" 

LOL 


whats up with old ppl then ffs?

or do u have an IQ of 88 aswell?

[PJim]

ur either not very bright or young and immature or a mixture


u have no clue how people work son


its bad people u get not alllllllll old people are bad, i have a friend who is 90 LOL ....not a lot of people can say that  ...... well people my age anyway.

this guy is sharp, still has a spring in his step and can still run a little,  hes a ww2 vet and the respect i have for him is beyond anything you can imagine.

ur opinion clearly indicates ur lack of maturity and intelligence

it seems you also have no grandparents and lack parental figures aswell

it does'nt take a genius to figure that out

X2 My Gramps is 90 this year. Dude is still sharp and can do advanced mental arithmetic. Hell, he got into mensa in his mid-eighties out of boredom!

[monstercalves]

X2 My Gramps is 90 this year. Dude is still sharp and can do advanced mental arithmetic. Hell, he got into mensa in his mid-eighties out of boredom!

lmao out of boredom.....


still ....do u not think that because of his age he should be put in a fukn woodchipper ?

seems to make sense to some of the bright sparks in this thread   

[Marty Champions]

I got my 15 lbs of lean ground beef, veg, PB and a few other items and this old lady is in front of me. 

Now I'm already expecting her to be slow, but she set a new standard when she whipped out the stack of coupons.  One of the coupons required 3 of the same item, and the scanner said she only had two.  So the dumbass cashier and the worthless old lady proceed to dig through an entire cart of bagged groceries just to confirm that the scanner was right and the worthless old lady was wong.

So then after all that is handled, she pulls out the gift card which causes further complications and delays.

After all this she leaves, no apology, nothing... After all that waiting we did because of her (prob 15 minutes)

So she ends up forgetting a few items (depends undergarments and papertowels) so the cashier puts them to the side.  My order is run and paid for and as I'm loading my car I see that the old lady is parked right next to me and I very easily could have walked over and told her that she left a few items inside.  Some guys might have even told her to wait and gone and got them for her.

But not me, I kept my mouth shut, knowing she would drive all the way home, then realize she forgot them and then have to make another trip back to the store.  I'm hoping that the added time on the road increased her chances of getting in a fatal car crash or something of that nature.

Old people should be rounded up and thrown into wood chippers...

your an asshole what goes around comes around bro